Shopping With Wrestlers
Kurt Angle
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone but myself.
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Kurt Angle: -walks in door of a small shop, which, on a sign outside, claims 'We Have Everything'-
Jadyn: Hi! Welcome to my store. Whaddaya want? HEY, you're a wrestler!
KA: I'm Kurt Angle, Olympic Champion, and since you have everything, I'm gonna need some gold medal polish.
Jadyn: What?
KA: -twitches- GOLD MEDAL POLISH. You know, the kind Olympic Champions use?
Jadyn: You do know there is no such thing as gold medal polish, right? I can get you some silverware polish, or some shoe polish, or maybe even some baldhead polish, though.
KA: Look, I just want some polish for my gold medals. Can't you get me that?
Jadyn: No. I can get you some of those ugly boots you wear, though.
KA: -pauses- D'ya really think my boots are ugly? -shakes head- I just want some polish.
Jadyn: -holds up a can- Beer?
KA: Look lady, you are getting on my last nerve! Where can I get some gold medal polish?
Jadyn: Down the street, in the third door to your right.
KA: Thank you! -exits hurriedly-
Jadyn: -giggles, because she has just pointed Kurt to the bar where Steve Austin is-
~~~ 20 minutes later ~~~
KA: -walks in, looking disheveled and beat-up- You little - ugh! I cannot believe you did that! WHY did you do that?
Jadyn: Do what?
KA: -twitches- Send me to Steve Austin!
Jadyn: I did no such thing! How dare you accuse me of such a horrendous act! -under her breath- Angle sucks, Angle sucks…
KA: What are you saying?
Jadyn: Nothing, nothing. Look, do you want the baldhead polish or not, because I'm overstocked on this junk and-
KA: NO, I DO NOT WANT YOUR BALDHEAD POLISH!
Jadyn: Oh. -pauses- Then can you please go back to the bar and take some to Steve Austin?
KA: -sighs- Are you mentally handicapped?
Jadyn: -looks at him quizzically, and then holds up a small metallic package- Pocky?
KA: Oooh. -nods enthusiastically, takes one, and then begins eating hungrily-
Jadyn: Thank you for shopping at my store, please come again soon. Kurt? KURT?
KA: -is sitting on a chair behind the counter eating Pocky, refusing to leave-
Jadyn: -sighs-
A/N: For those of you who don't know, a Pocky is a Japanese snack food. It's a biscuit stick dipped in usually chocolate, but it comes in a lot of flavors.
Kurt Angle
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone but myself.
~~~
Kurt Angle: -walks in door of a small shop, which, on a sign outside, claims 'We Have Everything'-
Jadyn: Hi! Welcome to my store. Whaddaya want? HEY, you're a wrestler!
KA: I'm Kurt Angle, Olympic Champion, and since you have everything, I'm gonna need some gold medal polish.
Jadyn: What?
KA: -twitches- GOLD MEDAL POLISH. You know, the kind Olympic Champions use?
Jadyn: You do know there is no such thing as gold medal polish, right? I can get you some silverware polish, or some shoe polish, or maybe even some baldhead polish, though.
KA: Look, I just want some polish for my gold medals. Can't you get me that?
Jadyn: No. I can get you some of those ugly boots you wear, though.
KA: -pauses- D'ya really think my boots are ugly? -shakes head- I just want some polish.
Jadyn: -holds up a can- Beer?
KA: Look lady, you are getting on my last nerve! Where can I get some gold medal polish?
Jadyn: Down the street, in the third door to your right.
KA: Thank you! -exits hurriedly-
Jadyn: -giggles, because she has just pointed Kurt to the bar where Steve Austin is-
~~~ 20 minutes later ~~~
KA: -walks in, looking disheveled and beat-up- You little - ugh! I cannot believe you did that! WHY did you do that?
Jadyn: Do what?
KA: -twitches- Send me to Steve Austin!
Jadyn: I did no such thing! How dare you accuse me of such a horrendous act! -under her breath- Angle sucks, Angle sucks…
KA: What are you saying?
Jadyn: Nothing, nothing. Look, do you want the baldhead polish or not, because I'm overstocked on this junk and-
KA: NO, I DO NOT WANT YOUR BALDHEAD POLISH!
Jadyn: Oh. -pauses- Then can you please go back to the bar and take some to Steve Austin?
KA: -sighs- Are you mentally handicapped?
Jadyn: -looks at him quizzically, and then holds up a small metallic package- Pocky?
KA: Oooh. -nods enthusiastically, takes one, and then begins eating hungrily-
Jadyn: Thank you for shopping at my store, please come again soon. Kurt? KURT?
KA: -is sitting on a chair behind the counter eating Pocky, refusing to leave-
Jadyn: -sighs-
A/N: For those of you who don't know, a Pocky is a Japanese snack food. It's a biscuit stick dipped in usually chocolate, but it comes in a lot of flavors.