The pilot groaned as he looked out the window. He then turned on the intercom to comfort the passengers who were no doubt panicking after hearing the noises coming from engine 4 and seeing the smoke that was now trailing behind them.

"Nothing to worry about folks, we've just had a minor accident and are heading back to the airport." the pilot said. "On a side note, we're the fiftieth plane that has somehow managed to suck Superman into one of the engines."