*scene cuts to Quagmire and Peter sitting in the theatre*

(Brian, Jillian and Stewie sit next to Quagmire and Peter)

Peter: Hey Brian! How the hell did you manage to get Stewie in here?

*scene cuts to a flashback of Brian and Jillian in line*

(Jillian's lower back has increased in size)

(Brian walks up to the ticket salesman)

Brian: Two tickets to Double Dees please.

(The ticket salesman looks over at Jillian and then back at Brian suspiciously)

Brian: Oh, that? Well, she's half black.

Stewie (From inside of Jillian's pants): Why does it smell like Cool-whip in here?

*scene cuts back to the group in the theatre*

(The theatre lights dim)

(Herbert, Bruce, and Pee-Wee Herman are sitting in the same row as Peter and Quagmire)

Peter: Hey Quagmire? Why are a bunch of old, gay guys sitting with us?

Quagmire: I don't know, but there are sure a lot of them.

(The movie opens with the words "Double Dee's" in big, white letters)

Peter: Get ready to see some boobs!

Quagmire: Peter, I have a feeling that we are not seeing the kind of movie that we thought we were going to.

*the scene on the theatre screen cuts to Billy Dee Williams and Dee Gordon on top of each other in a bed*

Billy Dee: Here is comes!

*scene cuts to Peter and Quagmire's faces, which are both full of shock*

Peter: OH MY GOD. (Quagmire turns to Pee-Wee)

Quagmire: Hey Pee-Wee what do you got there?

(Pee-Wee Is looking down as his hand moves in the front of his pants)

Pee-Wee: Hey Jambi!

(Peter and Quagmire run out of the movie theatre screaming)

(Brian hides his face)

Brian: Oh god! Oh god!

*scene cuts to Jillian, Brian and Stewie at a restaurant*

Brian: Its great catching up with you Jillian, I'm really happy that you've been staying with us.

Jillian: You know Brian, during my time married to Derek, I always was thinking of you.

Stewie: Ok Brian this is your chance, reach in for a kiss.

Brian: Are you sure?

Stewie: I'm surer than sure, do it!

(Brian kisses Jillian passionately)

(Jillian sits back with a look of pleasure on her face)

Stewie: See that wasn't so bad.

Brian: Wow, thanks Stewie, I guess being spontaneous at that moment was the right thing to do.

Stewie: Atta boy!

Jillian: Brian, do you maybe want to be together again, and see how things work out?

Brian: I would want nothing more.

(Brian and Jillian walk out, holding each other)

Stewie: Guys! Guys! You forgot the….

(A teenaged waiter walks up to Stewie)

Waiter: That'll be one hundred and twenty three dollars sir.

Stewie: WHAT? How is that even possible?

Waiter: The atmosphere.

Stewie: The atmosphere? We've got seats next to the garbage can and you've been playing the same goddamn song over and over and fucking over again! Yes, Taylor Swift, we fucking get it, you're in love, get over it!

(Stewie throws two one-hundred dollars bills at the guy)

Stewie: Keep the change.

[Thank you everybody, for reading and reviewing. I hope you enjoyed reading "You, Me and Stewie as much as I did writing it. I will be sure to make more Family Guy fanfics as soon as possible.]