The Diary of General Grievous

Disclamer thingy: Unfortunatly, I do not own the Star Wars series, or anything that George Lucas makes….. So… um….. Enjoy my story! Its my first Star Wars story, and my first comedy story. Again, please enjoy! Only review if you like it please.

Dear Diary,

This is my first time writing anything about myself, or writing about my feelings, unless you count the time I put graffiti all over the Jedi Temple, saying things like "Go wave your glowrods were it helps!" or "Force is force!" and my personal favorite, "Jedi scum!" My master insists that I write everything down, so it will help me get over my paranoia that everybody wants to kill me. I was weary of this whole "diary" thing at first, until he said that the diary was hot pink. I like pink. It makes me feel all happy inside.

Grievous

Dear Diary,

I never realized how fun it was, killing people. Before I joined the Seppie's, and got my cyborg body, it was all about killing the Yam'rii. I always enjoyed hearing the loud crunch as their carapaces broke under my feet. But now, killing Jedi, and watching them squirm is much more fun. I sometimes wish I were back on Kalee, with what is left of my family, but I can't. My vacation time as an Apprentice is almost nothing.

Grievous

Dear Diary,

I am sooooooo happy today. I passed my training, and am now the Supreme Commander of the Separatist Army. That means I now get better benefits, and more vacation time. Even a raise! I go on my new ship today, the Malevolence. I meet the droid troops, and they seem nice. Time for me to go with my new friends!

Grievous

Dear Diary,

Dooku doesn't want me to have any friends. He saw my Diary entries, and he thinks I am too nice. He said he was going to punish me, to make me meaner. So he threw my Kaminoian Spongeworm that I named Wormy out the airlock. And then he called my mother a lame excuse for a Bi-pedial. And he ripped up my recipe for Rancor noodle soup. I cried for hours because of that . Then he

(rest of page is covered with tears, and is unreadable)

So, tell me how you like it! Once again, only good reviews please. Im gonna make more if people say they like it!