Another chapter...HELL YEAH! ;D Wooohooo!

This was a SERIOUSLY difficult chapter to write! Geez, hope it's fine though...

Anyways, I also wanted to ask you guys personally if YOU think i should DEFINITELY have a Lemon chapter in this story?

I'm still not sure if I want to cause I've NEVER written that sort of thing before, but I mean come on, I'm almost 17! LOL

So I might as well...haha, but I just wanted to ask...

*confused and needs guidance from you all* hahaha

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Chapter 23: Simply unbelievable

Everything was a daze for Sakura when she slowly opened her eyes, closing them shut again when the sunlight that seeped through her window blinded her for a mere second. She then sighed and slowly opened them again, shifting her head a bit as she lay there. "Urrgh…" she mumbled, trying to stretch her legs when she felt something warm against her skin.

"Wait a minute…" she thought, cocking an eyebrow as she lazily tried pushing the strange heavy object away from her. She then arched both eyebrows when she felt it move closer towards her. She then opened her eyes fully and rubbed them with the back of her hand, slowly turning over her side to take a look at what lay in her bed. But before she did so, she couldn't help but pause when her body felt a draft that was coming in.

"Okay, what the hell happened to my clothes!" she thought, widening her eyes when she looked down to see that she was wearing absolutely nothing. She then shrieked and pulled her blanket closer to her body, wrapping herself around it and looking over the side of the bed to see her clothes spread out across the floor of the room. She furrowed her brows in utter confusion and suddenly clenched her teeth when she felt pain throbbing from her neck and between her legs for some reason...

"What the hell?" she screamed inwardly at this, soon turning her head around slowly when she felt the bed move again. Her body froze in place as she stared at the other side of the bed.

There, lying with his back facing her while snoring soundly lay….Akasuna no Sasori…

in her bed…next to HER…without any clothes on…

Several minutes went by as she stared at him.

Meanwhile…

"SAKURAAAA-CHAN! It's us, Naruto and Deidara!" The hyper blond called out loud.

"We've got the whole day planned out for the four of us, yeah!" Deidara shouted as well, both of them winking at each other and chuckling. They had both secretly plotted and planned the entire day in a way that it would be possible for Sasori and Sakura to spend time with one another, but with their own special schemes added to it. Naruto and Deidara each had goal involving this as they discussed it the previous evening…

"I just want Danna to do it with her so that I stick another camera in their room, yeah!" Deidara chuckled, laughing evilly as he molded something in his hands. Naruto scratched the back of his head and said back, "Ehm…I was kinda thinking it would be nice for them to get together again…maybe then she'll be able to completely forget about Teme."

"Teme? You mean the Uchiha?"

"Yeah, but we have to come up with a plan if we want both of our goals to be achieved!" Naruto then said with a grin, throwing his fist into the air. Deidara stared at him for a moment and smirked saying, "Heh, alright kid. I'm in if you're in, yeah." They then both shook hands and began scheming, coming up with the perfect day out for the two of them.

But standing around and waiting for either of the two to come out wasn't exactly part of the plan. After several more minutes they then both got frustrated and began banging on the door, surprised when it automatically opened. They looked at each other for a moment and shrugged, walking in slowly as they tried looking for the two. "Are they even home?" Naruto asked himself, confused with how quiet it was. Deidara stepped into the kitchen and picked up an apple from the bowl on the table, taking a large bite out of it as he watched Naruto come in as well. "You should really try some of these, yeah. They're pretty—"

"!"

The scream was so piercing it nearly broke both of the men's hearing as Deidara soon began choking on the apple. They then both immediately ran out of the kitchen, going into every room until they heard a very loud thump come from Sakura's room. They both tip-toed down and quietly stood on either side of the door that lead to Sakura's room, ready to jump in with kunais in their hands.

After two seconds, Naruto nodded and they broke through the door, making it bash against the wall.

"Sakura! What happened? Are you—" Naruto shouted, pausing as he stared at the scene. Both of the men's eyes widened to the size of saucer plates when they saw what was going on.

There on the floor against the bed was a naked, half-sitting up Sasori who seemed to rubbing his head and moaning in pain, whereas Sakura was wrapped up in her blanket, sitting on the other edge of the bed and shaking all over from shock.

She then turned to look at the other two men, soon screaming again as she shouted,

"Naruto! Deidara! Was this another one of your sick little pranks!"

They both backed away and turned to one another with confused expressions.

"Did you do this?" Naruto whispered to Deidara angrily.

Deidara scoffed and said back angrily, "No, you idiot! We already agreed with our plan of getting them together, yeah! Why the hell would I do something like this?"

"Cause you were so desperate to film them in their room again!" Naruto then shouted back.

They both growled at eachother with clenched fists, suddenly attacking one another and rolling out of the room for a moment.

"You damn liar and traitor!"

"Shut up kid! You think I had the time to do this sorta thing, yeah? I was with you the whole time last night!"

"Yeah, but then how the hell did this happen?"

"Well if neither of us did this then…isn't this actually supposed to be a good thing?" Deidara said in a quieter tone so that Sakura wouldn't be able to hear.

"No! Well—I don't know!"

Sakura's eye twitched and she growled lowly while shouting, "Both of you…shut the hell up and get back here!"

Their fighting then immediately stopped as they soon appeared back in the doorway of her room. She arched an eyebrow at this and then looked back down to Sasori, whom she had kicked rather hard over the bed after finding him next to her.

He was now trying to stand up, but continued to rub his head and wobbled as he walked, trying to get past the other two men who held completely puzzled looks on their faces.

"Danna?" Deidara asked while putting his hands on Sasori's shoulders. His eyes were slightly red and baggy, along with a pale face holding signs of utter exhaustion.

He looked completely out of it.

Deidara had never seen his Sempai look so…hung over.

Sasori merely stared into space as Deidara and Naruto came closer towards his face, staring at him intently. Sakura arched an eyebrow at the men and stood up while almost tripping over the blanket she was still wrapped in.

"Is there something wrong with him?" she asked, coming a bit closer. Deidara then opened Sasori's mouth and gasped when an intoxicating smell met his nose. He then regretfully turned to look at her, gulping as he said, "He's completely stoned."

Sakura blinked several times before his words finally sunk in.

"What?" she then asked in confusion.

Deidara then scratched the back of his head, catching Sasori who nearly sunk to the ground while stuttering, "H—he must have been out drinking last night or something…there isn't really any other explanation…and trust me, I know when a person's drunk, yeah."

"I don't get it though, why the hell would he do such a thing?" Naruto then asked.

Sakura could only widen her eyes as she muttered, "W—what? He's having a hangover? B—but…" Deidara then interrupted her saying, "Let's first get him to his room before we figure out what exactly happened last night, yeah. He can barely stand in his condition." Naruto and Deidara then both picked up Sasori and carried him away carefully, leaving Sakura to ponder to herself in her own room.

There was only one single question seemed to be repeating itself in her mind:

"Then what the hell was he doing in my bed?"

Meanwhile…

"Tsunade-sama, our spies seem to have located the Akatsuki's new whereabouts, but their leader Pein is nowhere to be found!" Shizune said, flipping through the report given to her about the situation. She then passed it over to Tsunade who merely furrowed her brows saying, "Why would the leader not be in the presence of his organization at such a time? Has he already made his move?"

"We're not sure, but from the information we've gathered, it's clear that all the remaining Akatsuki members are still around the area in which they've been located. Them being: Itachi, Kisame, Hidan and Kakuzu. It's also been reported that Itachi and Kisame have slowly begun to move in the direction of the Hidden Leaf. It's not clear whether or not the two are heading directly towards us, but we'll have to decide whether or not we want the ANBU to head in and follow them in case they are heading here." She finished, looking back up and waiting for Tsunade to give her orders.

The older woman rested her chin on her hands and sighed, saying, "It may just be a decoy…but we can't take any risks!" She then stood up and said, "I want you to reply back telling them that they mustn't lose sight of those 4 Akatsuki members, and I want a full report when they get back!"

"Hai, Tsunade-sama!"

"How you feeling, Danna?"

"Like as if I banged my head into the wall several hundred times while doing a backflip and somersaulted out of a fucking pit while singing 'It's my life'."

"…"

"…"

"What the hell do you think, Brat!" He then shouted angrily at the cowering blond, twitching when he felt pain return to the back of his head.

"Heh, take it easy Danna. I'm just trying to help, I mean, when I gave you that tip about going to a bar, I didn't mean drink 5 BIG glasses of alcohol, damn it! What the hell were you thinking, yeah?" Deidara said back in an irritated tone as he sat back on the bed with his arms folded.

Sasori kept on holding the ice pack to his head, groaning in pain and frustration. There were times like these where he wished he could still be a puppet, not being able to feel anything at all. And although he had gotten used to this new body, he still got frustrated with the fact that he was so vulnerable now.

But the main thing that he was worried about was what had exactly happened after he had left the bar…he vaguely remembered throwing stones at the Uchiha, although he must have been hallucinating at the time, seeing as Sasuke was under watch at the Hokage Tower.

"But still…I remember enjoying that hallucination…" He thought with a smirk, going unnoticed by Deidara.

"Whatcha thinking Danna?"

"…"

"Come on…you can tell me, yeah…" Deidara said with a sly grin while leaning forwards. Sasori shuddered at this and twitched his fingers, releasing a chakra string on the lamp and throwing it forwards towards the blonde's head. Deidara screeched at this and ducked low, just missing the hit. "Well there's no need to get hasty, yeah!" He growled, sitting up properly again. Sasori frowned in disappointment at this and lay back again, staring at the wall before something crossed his mind…

"Brat…?"

"Yeah?"

"…why was I in Sakura's room this morning?"

"…"

"…"

"Are you going to answer me?" Sasori asked impatiently after no answer.

Deidara pulled at his collar and cleared his throat saying, "Ehm, it's kinda stuffy in here, don't you think?" He then faked a smile and ran out shouting, "I'm just gonna go out and get some fresh air!" Sasori growled at this and held a hand up, shooting chakra strings towards his newly made puppet and sending it flying out of the door and down the hallway.

He waited for a few seconds before grinning slightly when Deidara was thrown back into the room screaming, "Damn it Danna! Can't you just let it go, yeah?"

"No. Now answer my question."

Deidara frowned and slowly stood up again, scratching the back of his head as he said, "Listen…I wasn't there, so I can't say what really happened…but…"

"But?"

"I have my own theory…"

"Please share it with the class."

Deidara then walked around in circles while scratching his chin and saying while Sasori listened intently:

"Okay…my theory is that you were so pissed off and tired of fighting with Sakura that you took the advice I gave you several months ago and decided to go out looking around until you finally came across a bar…of course, without asking her this first." Sasori nodded slightly at this, turning to look away for a moment.

"…and after having several drinks, you obviously became drunk. Thereafter, you left the bar in that state but somehow managed to navigate your way back to Sakura's house. You entered and left the door open, which explains why me and Hyper-boy found it open this morning. Anyways, you then came inside and probably let yourself into Sakura's room, but not by accident I'm guessing…"

"And why would I do that?"

"I don't know, you tell me, yeah! Maybe it was your 'inner-pervert' coming out, yeah.."

"Right…wait, what the hell did you just call me?"

"Anyway, so you came into her room and climbed into her bed. And afterwards…you both ended up…"

"…yes…?"

Deidara then swallowed and uttered, "You both ended up…erm..um…how do I put this, yeah…?"

"Spit it out Brat!"

"You both ended up STARK naked, yeah! Is that good enough for you?"

Sasori merely blinked and stared at the man as if he were crazy, soon asking, "How could that have happened?"

Deidara then rolled his eyes and looked back at him saying,

"You can be so naïve sometimes Danna…what the hell do you think people do when they're naked…in a bed… ALOOOONE?" he dragged the last word and cocked an eyebrow at Sasori who continued to stare at him confusion.

Several moments went by, and soon enough, that moment became the first time that Deidara ever seen his Danna turn completely red in the face.

Sasori's eyes were completely widened when this realization hit him, along with his mouth hanging open slightly while trying to understand what this meant.

"WHAT THE HELL!" he then shouted.

"Yeah…I think that's what Sakura said when she woke up…yeah."

But before Deidara could begin to start laughing at Sasori's expression, he was suddenly met with hands gripping themselves around his neck. He choked out a cry and screamed when he was lifted slowly into the air.

"R—relax! I was only kidding Danna! But seriously…"

"You find this kind of a situation humorous!" You stupid insignificant little…ARGHHH!" He then said, letting go of the blonde's neck and raking his hands through his red hair.

"If what me and Sakura did last night actually happened…then…then…" He then shook slightly and let out another frustrated cry while going down to his knees.

"H—hey, calm down Danna! If Sakura was surprised to find you in her bed, then that means she never remembered anything last night! And since she wasn't the 'drunk one', then maybe she really was asleep the entire time, and you just decided to take off her clothes as well…and…erm…I—I'm not making this any better, yeah… am I?"

Sasori then flashed a cold glare at the man and shouted, "Get out of my sight, Brat!"

Deidara then screeched and ran out of the room before Sasori could throw any more lamps at his head, breathing heavily as he leaned his back against the door. He then sighed and regained his composure, deciding to go see if Naruto managed to find out Sakura's side of the story about last night. As he came to her door, holding out his hand to knock, he couldn't help but put his head to the it, cringing when he heard Sakura's voice cry out, "You're not helping Naruto, you baka!"

"B—but Sakura-chan, what else am I supposed to say?"

"NOTHING!"

Deidara then gulped and knocked on the door, flinching when the kunoichi flung the door open shouting, "WHAT?"

He stared at her for a moment before asking, "Umm…can I talk to you for a bit, yeah?" Naruto waved at him from behind her, holding an exhausted smile on his face.

She then sighed and let him in saying, "Sorry Deidara, I didn't mean to shout at you…" He then smirked and said, "It's alright, I can kinda understand that you'd be a little stressed…yeah."

He then came in and sat himself down on the bed next to Naruto.

"So what do you remember …from last night?" He then asked after a while, curious to hear about what she had to say. She closed the door behind her and nervously sat herself down on a chair, fiddling with her fingers.

"I…erm…well, it's kinda embarrassing…"

"Trust me, after seeing Danna react to all of this, nothing can be more embarrassing for a person, yeah…" Deidara chuckled. She frowned slightly at his words and then sighed, saying in a soft tone, "Well I had a…a dream last night…only to find out it wasn't a dream after all…"

Naruto and Deidara stared at her for a long moment before they both stuttered, "W-WHAT? You mean you…"

"Yes."

"And he…?"

She nodded again at this, clenching her teeth and looking down as she said, "Yes Yes Yes! I remember that I was half asleep, but I still thought it had been a dream even though it felt so real…"

"IT…felt so real?" Deidara choked. She growled at him and then shouted, "Not THAT! I mean the dream itself, you baka!"

"Oh. Carry on." He managed to stifle with a sheepish grin.

"Right…well…that's basically it. Neither of us was actually aware of it…but I—I..." She finished, looking to the side and pulling down on her Kunoichi skirt.

"I think we actually…did it."

"My Danna…" Deidara then said, wiping an invisible tear from his eye as he finished saying,

"…finally got laid!"

Sakura then angrily jumped forwards and landed on him while holding his neck in her one hand and holding a fist in the air as she shouted,

"You asshole! How can you say such a thing when a woman is looking for some kind of comfort in this sort of situation?"

He choked at this and uttered out, "Okay, this is j—just Déjà vu…" he finished, regretting that he had said another stupid comment, causing two of his so-called comrades to attack him with the intent to kill. She arched an eyebrow at what he said and growled again shouting, "This was actually your fault, wasn't it? You're the one who told Sasori to go out to a bar and get himself drunk!"

"T—two months ago…y—yeah…" he choked out.

"Calm down Sakura-chan!" Naruto said, trying to pull her back.

"It doesn't matter when!" she then shouted at Deidara, bringing her fist down to his face only to be met with a sticky and muddy material.

"You seriously need to calm down…yeah." Deidara said from behind her, leaning against the wall. She whipped her head back and was about to go for him again but froze in place, suddenly feeling a throbbing pain coming from between her thighs. She clenched her teeth and shut her eyes, grimacing in pain as she sat back up properly. The two men came closer to see if she was alright but stopped when she said, "I—I'm fine. It just hurts…I can't deal with this now, I just need to rest a bit today." She finished with a dissatisfied sigh.

"Why did this have to happen…?" she then muttered to herself, putting her hands on her face as she bent down. Deidara and Naruto both looked at each other and then came towards her, putting their hands on her shoulders. "Sakura-chan, it's not the end of the world. This was nobody's fault." Naruto said in a comforting tone.

"Yeah, besides, Danna's completely ashamed with himself right now, yeah. I think he's having a harder time taking everything in this than you." Deidara said, ruffling her hair as he finished saying,

"And anyway, I'm actually glad he did it with you first…he deserves a good person like you as a companion…even if you two get into fights every now and then…" Sakura couldn't help but smile a bit at this and after a few moments she pulled the two into an embrace while whispering thank you to them both. The two blondes then pulled away and scratched the back of their heads with grins on their faces.

"Well, I'm gonna go check up on Danna again, I'm guessing he's still throwing a fit, yeah."

The three were then suddenly interrupted when Shikamaru appeared in front of Sakura's window, knocking on it as he said loudly, "Sakura! The Hidden Leaf has been infiltrated! The Hokage says that you are to keep an eye on Sasori, Deidara and Sasuke until everything's sorted out!"

He then ran off after that, leaving them to stare at the window. "W—we've been infiltrated?" Sakura muttered.

"Akatsuki…" Naruto muttered with clenched fists. "That's it, I have to go!" he then said, running out and shouting back to Sakura, "I'll go bring Sasuke here for you so that you four can keep low. After that, I'm going to speak to Granny Tsunade about what's going on!"

"A—alright, thanks Naruto, we'll be waiting!" she shouted back, shaking slightly at the news they had received. "This isn't good…" she muttered.

"Well this sucks…now I'm stuck here to watch all the action take place…" Deidara mumbled furiously, sympathizing with himself until he noticed Sakura had begun staring off into space, holding a petrified look on her face.

He came forward and waved his hand in front of her face, arching an eyebrow as he said, "Hellloooooo…? Anybody there?"

"I just realized…" Sakura then said in a strangely fearful voice, making the man cock his head as he bent down and asked, "What is it, yeah?"

She swallowed and closed her eyes for a moment saying in a slower tone,

"I…I might actually be pregnant."

"One." She then thought. "Two….three."

Deidara then automatically flew backwards, banging the back of his head against the wall while sliding to the ground and muttering,

"W—what...THE HELL!"