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Okay, feel free to shoot me TT^TT I update even worse! AGH and the quality isn't even as good! But I hope you enjoy it, anyway, to the best of your ability. Don't force yourself too hard, though. Oh, for reference, in the movie, White is Touko, Black is Touya, Bianca is Bel, and Cheren is Ishiya (he has no Japanese name -.-)

Disclaimer: Pokemon sure wouldn't be in the Kids section if we had Fin and Zoey in it.

"So the first scene we film begins at a grassy cliff side," Katelyna said, her fingers clicking away at the device that controlled the lighting and camera arm. She tsked before continuing her continuous abuse on the control board.

Nel sipped her cup of coffee (it was actually hot chocolate in disguise) and nodded briskly. "Indeed, it does. Now if only those two wouldn't dally…"

They both turned towards the other room.

Black had finished up cleaning the remnants of the vase and had disposed of the shards neatly in the nearby waste bin (that led conveniently to the toilets). He now was poised over White, knees planting firmly to the sides of her upper thighs. His left hand was on her forehead while the other was clumsily trying to check her pulse.

"Look at that scene," Nel said, her voice sounding slightly bemused. "It's perfect for the movie."

"Oh well," Katelyna sighed. "CHOP CHOP! Please get your gluteus over here to begin the first scene we shall film."

In an instant White had awoken and gotten to the set. "What scene will we film first?" she asked eagerly, her fan-girl side showing through just a little.

"First wear these, please." Katelyna handed them two outfits.

Nel briefly glanced at her clipboard before answering, "The scene in which Black-as Touya-yells at the top of a five star hotel. Do you recall this scene?"

Black nodded. "Yup! So, how do I look like we're at a five star hotel?"

Katelyna tapped the machine. "Normally, we would film outside, but unfortunately those…vile men…" she exhaled. "are such a nuisance. We shall simply film you standing on that tall contraption and edit the buildings in using only the latest technological equipment."

Nel gestured to the said tall contraption and motioned for Black to climb on. "Okay, so we will begin in three…" She pressed a button on the control panel. "Two…one!"

Black kneeled and began to yell his lines. "Ishiya! Bel! Do you hear me? I will find my true love before you guys, and it will definitely that one chick we saw!"

White climbed onto the platform, her stilettos clacking on the surface. She changed her wince of pain into a look of confusion as she had this scene perfectly memorized. "Whom are you screaming to?" she asked Black.

He barely glanced back. He was really getting into this movie! "Oh, you're that one chick I saw at the town!"

"Excuse me?" White curled her lip in distaste. "'Chick' is hardly an acceptable term to address me. I am Touko Beihime, a quite well known actress and model."

"I'm Touya Heioji. No wonder you looked so hot!" Black played his part well.

White clucked her tongue, but inside she was bursting with excitement. 'OMFA OMFA HE CALLED ME HOT! …No you nithead Touya called Touko hot. Aigha aigha I'm going crazy now…' "'Chick', now 'hot'? You have no manners at all."

"I wasn't raised like you were," Black said, walking closer to White. It was at this moment that his overly thick skull decided to thin, and he realized that he was actually several inches taller than White. And that the dress she was wearing was actually quite-his skull thickened once more.

White rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. "Obviously. What are you doing in this building, then?"

"I may not be well educated," Black smirked. "But I'm still rich."

Katelyna leaned to whisper to Nel. "They're getting into the scene."

Nel chuckled. "Ah, yes. Pity we must cut it here, for we need to film the ones without Cheren and Bianca now."

They both turned back to the scene, where apparently the two hadn't even followed the script. Black was leaning over White and the whole thing looked quite scandalous.

"CUT!"

They leaped back from each other.

"Okay, the next scene should be where you're at a jewelry shop and the villain-M-steals the ring you were going to buy Touko."

After punching a few more buttons, Katelyna called out, "And…Start!"

Black looked around. "Wait, who's the-!"

Nel stepped out from behind some nonexistent curtain, sporting a very realistic costume that made her look a lot like M (M…N…get it? XD No…?). She cackled sadistically and pointed a finger at Black. "I've got your precious Touko…and the ring! Buahahahahaaha!"

Black miraculously got in character. His eyes flared in anger (like hot cheetos) and he ran to Nel. Nel cackled more and pulled White away from Black. White was a very good actress; she lay limp in Nel's arms, pretending to be unconscious.

"How dare you take her, you ******************************************!" he screamed. White visibly flinched, her body twitching a bit, but it wasn't too serious. The curses weren't part of the script…

Katelyna just pulled a lever and a red cabbage appeared from thin air. It fell from the sky and donked Black on the head. "Fool," she hissed. "This move is supposed to be PG 13!"

Nel glared from underneath the hairy wig. "We must retake the scene," she said, a tint of exasperation in her voice. "Start!"

"How dare you take her, you f-FIEND!" Black yelled, shaking his fist.

A smirk graced Nel's lips and she laughed menacingly. "Buahahahahaha, do you want her back? Then you must turn over your dream-and your money! Muahahahahaha *hack hack hack*!"

"Fine! You can have it! Just hand her over! HAND TOUKO OVER YOU SON OF A BI-bill…"

"You must hand it over, first."

"Here you go." Black threw his wallet to Nel, who caught it easily. "Now hand her over, mother trucker!"

She did a good show of counting through the things in his wallet, smirking when needed. Without a care, she tossed White over to Black's unsuspecting arms.

"HOLY S-"

They tumbled to the floor. They rolled and rolled and rolled. Nel went next to Katelyna and turned on the radio.

"Rolling in the deep, rolling in the deep~!"

"Good acting," the younger girl complimented, patting Nel's shoulder. For show, Nel dusted herself off and kept a straight face.

"Not bad at all, I must say so myself," she said with a professional tone. They watched as the two lovers (er, friends) continued to roll until they crashed into a wall-casing several vases and painting to come crashing down.

Calmly stalking over, the two girls helped the two up. "Both of you have broken six and three eighths vases, torn eleven and seven twenty-fourths collectible paintings, and not to mention, chipped the splendid paint job. That," Nel paused to calculate, "Will be four trillion, ninety-one million, forty-nine thousand, fifty-eight hundred poké."

Black shook White a little. "Err, Nel and Kabe-Kage-Kake-"

"Katelyna," she corrected him angrily.

"Err, yah, I think Prez is really knocked out now."

An elderly lady wandered onto the set. She hit Black with her cane several times. "How dare you knock up such a lovely young lady!" she screeched before falling to the floor from strenuous activity.

Without so much as a change in facial expression, Nel snapped her fingers and three paramedics came and took the old woman away.

With the Angry Single Men

"Argh. Why does this feel like déjà-vu?" Willow groaned once more. He tried to wipe the plaster from his hair before he realized a knot the size of a large plum was on the top of his head. The more he touched it, the more it grew in size. It was like his head was giving birth.

He looked over to his side where Emerald was sprawled on the floor. There was a wet spot on his pants (that hadn't been there before) and his body was covered in bruises from pieces of the roof that had fallen on him as he was unconscious.

"Arceus dammit! Wake up, Emerald." Willow shook the younger male furiously.

Emerald moaned and hugged Willow. "Rrrghhhh Miss Crystal~!"

Willow pulled out from Rald's grip and backed away as quickly as he could. He thought he looked quite masculine walking backwards until he tripped on a beam and fell. He allowed only one manly tear to escape as his bum was quite tender and red, and manly tears were the in thing. The huge plum on his head also swelled to the size of a pineapple, so the manly tears now cascading down his face were allowed.

"ARGGGH SILVER YOU BETTER COME HELP ME YOU GIT!" he screamed. Willow was on his knees as he yelled to the sky, creating a cliché movie scene. He banged his head repeatedly on the ground until he realized that it was a bad idea.

"," Giratina mumbled in its sleep. It moved around and managed to trap Emerald under its massive buttocks.

"Okay, whatever, I'm just going to sabotage these girls by myself!" He fist-pumped the air. "ANGRY SINGLE MAN, UNITE!"

The force of his hollering sent another piece of the roof flying down, successfully donking him spot on the gigantic knot. It grew bigger than a pumpkin and the weight pulled the unconscious dex-holder down to meet the floor face first.

Meanwhile, With Silver…

"Where the Arceus am I?" Silver cursed, looking around. Surrounding him were unfamiliar roads. Children passed by him, curiously eyeing him up and down. Giratina, in its slumber, had accidentally sent him to another manga's dimension.

"Oh my gosh, he's sooooooo hot~~!" a girl screamed, jumping on him. Another came behind her.

"Ohhh damn you're right~!" they both tackled him to the floor. A third female appeared and pulled the two off.

"Guys, stop it! You're not following the plot! Remember, you're supposed to fall in love with what's-his-face and in the end I get him! Then you're all heartbroken and shit?"

The two waved the girl off. "What the hell, you can get crater face for all I care! He's not cool anyway. All that acne he covers with foundation! Seriously, I so want a piece of this ginger bread!"

"So. Not. Punny."

Silver pushed the two fan-girls off and glared angrily at them. "WHO THE ARCEUS ARE YOU GUYS?"

All three of them blinked. "Arceus? Is that a makeup brand?" the brunette squealed, tackling him again. "OH MY GEEEEE GIVE ME THAT MAKEUP!

The pink-haired one scoffed. "Obviously it's a shoe brand! GIVE ME THAT STILLETO FOOL!" she pried her friend off of the dex-holder and began searching through his pockets.

A boy came and pulled the bubble-gum head off. "I thought you loved me, Pinky!" he sobbed.

"Heeeellllllllllll no, crater-face! Leaf can have you!" she pointed to the green-haired, only sane girl there.

"Leaf? Come on, I don't want her, her hair is like the mold that grows on my feet!"

Silver exploded. "I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS WHEREVER I GO!"

Back on Set…

"Well, despite all the setbacks, we're proud to say that the first day of filming is complete," Katelyna announced, handing everyone a cup of bubble tea. "Cheers to a successful day."

Nel took a sip of the tea. "Mmmmm, where did you get this from, Katelyna?"

"Oh, I had it imported from Taiwan, in the Gaea region. Enjoyable, no?"

Black had already consumed the whole cup, and was now hacking the contents up his throat. "!"

"Errr…" White patted Black's back. "What's in this…?"

Nel arched her eyebrow. "This bubble tea is extremely bitter. Do you dislike bitter things?"

"Black does…"

'Well duh. Who in their right minds would enjoy this crap? Bitter things like this keep me in character, that's why I'm drinking.'

"Well, let's pray he does not-"

"BLERRRRCHHHH!"

"-vomit over the Persian carpet…"

White simply sighed, taking out her bill book. She was deeply in debt at the moment. "How much will that be?"

Katelyna typed in the numbers in the machine. "Eight thousand poké."

The owner of the BW agency merely wrote this in her book and lifted Black's head from the pool of barf. "Pay now or do you take I-O-U's?"

"With an interest rate of 5%."

"Argh, why do I feel like this job isn't worth it?"

Nel shrugged, dusting her shoulders off. "It will pay off if the movie gets a lot of money."

"Well, I think-OH BLACK!"

...

Oh dear.

"You got your vomit all over the dress! This is their dress!"

Black rolled his head to one side. He had barfed up quite a lot, and was now delusional. "Prez~~ I see pretty ponyta~~ My little ponyta, my little ponyta~~ I like Fluttershy the best~~~!"

White whacked him slightly on the head. "Stop it, Black!"

"PrEz, YoU rEaLly PrEtTy~~~~!" He poked her stomach. "GIMME A P! R! E! E! E! T! E! E! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? PREEEETEE!"

He fell into a fit of giggles before going unconscious.