Naruto & Garfield

Tail 6

As we wander through the Arbuckle household. Everything is normal. Perfectly normal. Passing a window, you can see Foxes playing in the yard. Most of them chasing Odie. Moving on, we pass by two empty cat beds. Moving on again, we go pass the kitchen, and spot Jon and Naruto having a staring contest. Interesting…

Jon stares…

Naruto stares…

Garfield yawns… as he stands in the doorway watching.

Jon begins pulling his hair, after a few minutes of staring. "Alright buster!" His eyes narrows at the fox. "I spent a lot of money to protect your family!" The fox tilts his head. Silence… "Don't you have anything to say…" Jon pauses and turns to the audience, just as the fox begins grinning a foxy grin. "What am I doing?" He pulls his hair again and gives the fox another stare. The fox tilts his head again. Without saying a word, Jon turns and begins walking away. Dark cloud above his head.

Meanwhile. Garfield walks up to our favorite fox.

"What are you doing?" Garfield asked as he begins digging in the refrigerator.

Naruto turns to him and rubs the back of his head with a paw.

"Oh…" He gives a sheepish chuckle. "Just driving Jon crazy."

Garfield pulls back from the fridge and holds up a cherry pie… on top of three other pies.

"Cheers to that!" Garfield holds up the pies and does a small toast... only using pies.

And that was the day, the two animals had trouble walking for the next two days. Well, that was until Temari came over and forced her fox to lose the weight.

Jon, wearing his blue jogging suit, jogs towards the door. He takes in several deep breaths.

"Nothing like jogging in the morning and breathing in the fresh cold air!" Jon said as he moves toward the door.

Meanwhile, Garfield, who is next to him, spots a lone string hanging. He grabs it… just as Jon opens the door and runs out.

Naruto walks up to Garfield and looks at the string in his paw. Ignoring the cat, whose ears looks like horns. Using his eyes, he follows the string out the door… then quickly covers them.

Screaming is heard coming from the foxes outside. Which sounds similar to a Godzilla movie. Only them screaming Jon-zilla instead.

After a few seconds…

Jon runs in and closes the door. He only has a small remaining piece of jogging suit covering up his… modesty.

He breathes in and out.

"Well…" He shakes his head. Still breathing heavily from his morning jog... even though it lasted as long as his jogging suit did. "I didn't think Mrs. Feeny could blush…"

Jon then gives a glare to Garfield, who is twirling the string around his finger and whistling innocently.

Meanwhile, Naruto looks out the window.

"I think he killed my dad…" He said, as he spots several foxes prod the now red fox. Who is on his back with a dark cloud above his head and swirls in his eyes. While Kushina is... frozen in spot from the horrific scene.

Naruto and Garfield stand on the counter. Waiting for some food.

Jon walks by… with his head inside a turkey…

"Dinner will be a little late boys." Jon said, walking back to the oven.

Garfield turns to Naruto.

"Roast Dummy takes time to prepare." Garfield explained with a sagely nod.

Ah! Nighttime… full moon overhead… stars twinkling... crickets chirping... ...makes for a beautifully romantic night.

Naruto and Temari sit together. Staring up at the large round object. The moonlight reflects off of Temari's fur.

Temari snuggles up to fox… who is currently trying not to faint. He shakes his head, desperate not to ruin this evening. After of few minutes of sitting in silence. Enjoying each other's company. A sound is heard...

Tiptoe…

Naruto sniffs around with narrowed eyes.

Tiptoe…

Sneak…

"What could possibly ruin this heavenly night?" Temari whispered with a content sigh, snuggling deeper into Naruto's thick coat.

Another tiptoe…

Naruto discreetly glances around.

Sneak…

Silence…

"What are you two doing?" A voice came from behind them. Temari turns around and sighs as she spots both of Naruto's parents sitting behind them. Minato tilts his head. "Are we interrupting?"

"Well…" Temari started, but turns to Naruto. Only to see him white as a sheet from being spooked. "Naruto…?"

Kushina sighs. "We really need to work on his detection skills."

"Yeah!" Minato yelled out. "How can he be a great ninja fox… without awesome skills!" The two females stare at him. Like he'd grown another head. "What?"

Naruto glances at the apple in front of him sitting in the grass. He looks to the right. Nothing! To the left. Nothing! He crouches down. Tail shaking in the air. Sucking in a breath… he pounces…

Only for the apple to vanish…

He crashes into the ground. Groaning. Looking upwards, he spots his father with the apple in his mouth.

"You're too slow, young padawan." Minato gives a sagely nod. "Patience, you must have."

Naruto lets out a groan as tries to stand.

I just had to introduce my parents to movies… Naruto thought with another groan.

Meanwhile with Kushina…

The female fox holds a stick in front of her… like a sword.

She swings it around, while making light saber sounds.

'Swoosh'

She swings it at a butterfly that flew close to her.

She gives the bug a glare while holding her lightsa- stick in front of her.

"Tried to sneak up on me… Sith scum!" She hops at the butterfly. It dodges. "Hi Ya!" She swings again. And again. After a few seconds of this. She falls onto her back. Stick rolling away from her. She gives a final glare to the retreating butterfly. "You… won this round… Sith scum…"

Garfield and Jon, who saw the whole thing, look to each other… then turn away and walk back inside. Intent on ignoring the craziness of Naruto's family.

"Boys! Thanksgiving is in a few days." Jon said to the three animals. Each laying around. "Instead of going to my family's…" He gives them an excited smile. "They're coming here!"

Silence…

You can hear a pin drop…

Garfield suddenly springs up.

"Quick!" Garfield begins to run in place. Knowing Jon's mother, she will bring a feast fit for a king. "We need to diet in order to make room for all the food!"

Jon blinks, as another blur joins Garfield in jogging in place. Tongues hanging out.

"Sometimes I wish I could understand them…" Naruto suddenly trips over his feet and tumbles right into a mouse hole. "Yeah… that would be nice…"

To Be Continued…

Sorry for not updating any of my stories. I have been busy. I decided to try my hand at digital art. Check my deviant art. Link is on my profile. I have also been busy posting stuff on eBay.

I have also been working on my story, In The Sky. Hopefully I'll release it when I have time. It will have an appearance by Anko. She will be a … not telling!

And I'm also writing a Naruto/Tsunade story. I have never seen once like it. Unfortunately I can't place a teaser for it because the story is on another computer. I'm currently debating on whether I should make it a crossover, or just place it into a magical fantasy realm I created. I'm leaning towards the latter.

Also, On my Monster Hunters story… should I change the name? What should I change it to?