Alright well I've had sudden bursts of ideas for this story so you might be seeing about 4 updates in the next week or so. Which is probably cool with you right? I mean hey, new chapters.
It was very hot that day when Jamie arrived at Plastic Beach. He almost forgot how hot it was. Jamie said goodbye to Damon and the sub drove away. Jamie climbed the rickety steps and said hello to Tattoo. He boarded the lift and was brought up to the Study. Murdoc was standing there in the old Mission 1 room, stroking his chin.
"'bout time you got here." he mumbled.
"Yeah well. Have you got any ideas yet? We need to get Mission 2 started up soon!" Jamie said.
"I think this room is ok. Hey I found some old milk powder laying 'round in the engine room. Could you take it to my secret lair?" Murdoc asked. Jamie nodded his head and walked down the never ending steps to drop off the milk powder. He met Murdoc back in the recording studio.
"What's that?" Jamie asked.
"It's a cool cactus I found for the online players! When they click on it it grows! You see?" Murdoc 'clicked' on the cactus and it grew an extra arm. Jamie laughed. What a waste of time, but any home to the Gorillaz had a lot of doo-dads like that. It didn't make sense, really. What if those pointless cactus' turned out to crash and caused problems to the website? Murdoc couldn't be bothered though. He didn't work on the website itself. Why should he? He made the music that got the website popular.
"Hey we should put up a bunch of pictures of the live band on that empty space right up there." Jamie said.
"Why? Who cares about that no-good bloody live band!" Murdoc laughed.
"The fans do! They go and pay money to see them! And when you don't show up they do a pretty good job of filling in for you!" Jamie argued. He laughed at his own inside joke. He and Damon locked their dressing room door every night before they went on. Murdoc and the rest of them weren't even supposed to play. And Damon had more energy then 2D and Murdoc did. He would jump around and entertain the fans. Unlike Murdoc who was just too badass to barely even perform. Noodle used to give the fans some joy, but with that cyborg? What kind of replacement is that?
"Shut your trap Jamie! No posters!" Murdoc yelled. Jamie gave it up and worked in silence. He tried to clean up a bit, but it was hopeless.
"The computer still doesn't have service." he muttered. Murdoc glanced over and set the drum down. "Oh yeah, I should probably call them in about that. But my phone doesn't get service either."
"So are you and that Damon fellow a couple?" Murdoc laughed. Jamie gasped and scowled.
"No! Are you and 2D a couple? Hmmm?" Jamie pestered.
"What the hell! Of course not! I'm not gay and if I was I wouldn't stoop as low as faceaches level!" Murdoc yelled.
"I don't know. He is the only one here..." Jamie said. Murdoc got up in his face, "Why don't you just step out and wait for your little boyfriend Damon to come pick you up? I can do this by myself."
"Fine." Jamie scoffed. He left the recording studio and stepped outside. He decided to sunbathe.
It was really hot. So Jamie stripped to just his shorts. Then it got hotter. So he stripped to just his boxers. He almost fell asleep until a postman showed up and stepped on him.
"Ow! What the hell dude watch where your going!" Jamie sat up.
"I'm sorry. Sexy underwear by the way." the postman said. Jamie blushed. "I have a package for Murdoc Niccals?" Then Jamie remembered how pissed he was at Murdoc. He smiled as he formed a plan.
"He's not here right now. He's still touring. He'll be back around April-ish." It was January now, four months would make Murdoc so mad he'd swallow his balls.
"Oh, alright. I'll just leave a note then saying I will re-deliver it in April-ish then." the postman said. Jamie gave a kind smile, "That would be great. Goodbye!" He watched the postman leave then stood up and put the note on the door for Murdoc to find later. He smirked at how pissed Murdoc would probably be, Murdoc needed the package to start mission 2, and to open up that lighthouse, and the submarine! This would set Murdoc back at least 4 or 5 months, and there wasn't that much Murdoc could do on Plastic Beach but sit there and rot.
Jamie went back inside to see most of the changes were done, except he noticed he had failed to add a kitchen, again. When Murdoc had built Plastic Beach he had also noticed it, and told him to fix it next time. Jamie had guessed he would forget again but it was still pretty funny.
Murdoc walked out of the recording studio feeling proud. "You see Jamie? I can do perfectly fine without you." he teased.
"Oh yeah?" Jamie smirked. "You forgot the kitchen again." Murdoc's eyes widened and he growled, pacing the floor while tugging at his hair. "Not again." he mumbled.
"That's alright. You can wait until mission 3!" Jamie smiled.
"Oh yeah! I'll just wait about a week until I close it down again and redecorate it! I'll open up mission 2 in a couple of days anyway. I can go without a kitchen that long." Murdoc said.
"Right." Jamie plopped himself down on the couch and sorted through the movies. Damon walked though the elevator and admired his and Murdoc's work.
"Nice guys! Should be great for the kids online! Oh, Murdoc the postman came." Damon handed Murdoc the note and sat down on Jamie's lap to watch movies with him.
"Great! Finally I get my keys!" Murdoc said. He read the note and became angry again.
"What! April-ish? What the hells an APRIL-ISH?" Murdoc screamed. Jamie laughed at him. Damon got up and figured it was time to go. Jamie followed and couldn't wait to tell Damon what he had done.
"Good-bye Murdoc!" they called and entered the elevator.
Before it closed Damon said to him, "Oh Murdoc! You forgot to install a kitchen again!" They laughed as Murdoc became enraged again. They got into the sub and Jamie told him that it was his doings. Damon grinned. "Jamie you bastard."
Yeah, it's pretty short for how long it took me to finally get it done. You should all be proud, I had to do legit studying for this. I had to go all the way into PB again and find out what exactly they changed. Hard work if you asked me. I think it was worth it though, review!
