A/N: Omg she's alive! Haha sorry for not updating but it's Summer V now so I have more timeee! Please enjoy!
Disclaimer: I mean, does anyone really think I own Naruto? Come on.
I just got a marvelous idea.
Simply stunning.
As I gaze at the ceiling of this dull room I've been too hesitant to leave, I realize something. Something substantial. So I'm getting so many genius points for this one. I have valuable info that can change the series! So I should give it! Now I bet any normal person is like "FTW is this bitch that slow." Or for the more polite, "Oh this slow bunny". Some might be saying didn't she already promise said information to the Akatsuki?
I did.
But I just realized I don't have to tell the truth! Plan sabotage anyone? Heck to the yes. And also if possible, I could give information to the Avatar (1) people!
…
Naruto.
I totally mean Naruto.
Goodness I've been around Bria too long.
Anyways, I could help out the good guys! Booyah! I know, simply genius but first things first. I gotta get out of this room. And as if the answer to my silent thought
"Girl, un."
"He and or she…un."
I feel Deidara's glare as I sit up to look him in the eye.
"Sup girl! How you be doin'!" I say with a smirk.
The glare intensifies as he attempts to reign in his emotions.
"Leader-sama wishes to see you."
I jump out of bed, ready to leave this painfully boring room. I can't help but make another jab as I approach him.
"Excuse me miss? When do I get those clothes I requested?"
Deidara simply balls his fists and continues walking.
Oh how fun.
I follow suit. We walk in silence until
"Brat. Hurry up."
Deidara furrows his brows as we reach the kitchen entrance.
"Gosh danna it's not my fault the bitch walks slow!"
Really?
So now I get my own title. Jiraiya the Toad Sage, Tsunade the Slug Princess…
Quinn the Bitch.
Nice.
"Quinn."
Both stop their bickering to send me a glare.
"Nothing…" I say as I roll my eyes, "Idiots…"
They glare at me a bit longer then they both resume walking. Soon enough we reach the same door they had led me to the night before.
It's a nice door. Simple, but nice…
Deidara pulls it open ans Sasori and I trail in. I take my usual seat. Suddenly I feel something is amiss.
"For the last fucking time! I AM CATHOLIC!"
Oh yeah.
The door slams open to reveal a pissed Bria and an equally pissed Hidan. "There you are!" I say to her, "Where have you been?"
She looked at me her usual grin on her face once more.
"Breakfast," she said with an eye roll.
"More like shitfest," I turn around to see Kisame entering the room.
I sigh, "Bria let's try not to kill them."
Hidan snickered and Bria glared at life in general.
"You know what! Screw you all! This is the last time I offer my kindness," she finishes with a satisfied smirk.
"Thanks," Kisame returns," I don't really enjoy eating disgusting food."
"Enough."
Everyone goes silent and all attention shifts to the one who gave the command. I internally find the 'on' button for my nonchalant façade. Pein shifts his attention solely to me.
"I hope you have no complaints as of yet."
I give a fake smile.
"Everything's peachy."
He nods his head.
"Well then we can begin-"
"Actually! I have few complaints."
Pein turned to look a Bria and oh if looks could kill…she'd be dead a million times over. I felt Bria stiffen beside me, but she continued, plastering a sickly sweet smile on her face.
"Oh my! I hope I wasn't interrupting anything! And I really hope you weren't about to ask my friend here any questions regarding your near and or distant future!"
She is met by silence from Pein, who if you are paying attention to, is looking more and more like he wants to kill her.
Taking his silence as a "yes", she places her hand over her heart.
"Well that's wonderful, because if you were you would be in total violation of our contract."
Have I mentioned that Bria wants to be a lawyer when she grows up?
Her face becomes calm and impassive, her voice steady and unaffected, she continues.
"Because, as you well know, according to our conditions no information would be exchanged until the receipt of edible food, a change of clothes, and not to be harmed and as I recall the food in the fridge was gross and moldy, I am wearing the same thing I wore yesterday, and I have been harmed by that guy Hidan-"
At this Hidan decided to make himself heard.
"BITCH I DIDN'T TOUCH YOU!"
Her gaze does not stray from Pein's eyes as she responds.
"There was no specification as to whether the harm had to be physical or mental."
"What the fuck does that mean!"
"I would say that having someone come at you with a giant scythe can be very scarring, wouldn't you?"
The glare that Pein shot at Hidan was missed by no one.
Bria: 3
The rest of the world: 0
She sent Hidan a quick fake smile before continuing. She turns her attention back to Pein.
"Yeah. Thought as much."
Pein continues to just stare at Bria. She smirks.
"Penny for your thoughts?"
"What would you have us do now then?"
She looks as if she's pondering it for a moment, but I know it's for 's obviously planned ahead.
"Well I suppose we could just add on another condition and then just continue this business as you planned."
"And this condition?"
"Isn't there some village near here? I would like for me and Quinn to be able to visit whenever a member is available to take us."
Pein just stared at her…man he can stare.
"Or…you could just never get that information and not find out how to prevent any obstacle this organization may have had to face…but hey, your call," she finishes with a shrug.
You go girl.
Finally Pein does something other than just stare at her. He smirks.
"Alright."
"Be more specific."
He closes his eyes, smirk ever present though.
"Alright to your condition."
She claps her hand together, "Oh how-"
"But I should warn you. Do not to try with my patience for it can only stretch so thin."
She plays innocent.
"Now why would I want to something as dangerous as that?"
"It'd be crazy."
"Well I have always been a bit crazy," she says with a smirk.
Pein lingers on her a bit more then turns his eyes to me. Sadly somewhere around "Alright" and "Be more specific" I kinda zoned out. I feel a sharp jab to my side.
"Huh? What? Yeah sure whatever."
I receive glares from everyone in the room.
"Sorry I tend to do that," I look at Pein, "Care to repeat?"
Pein gives me a look, but continues.
"Where are the jinchuuriki?"
The fuck? For all you non narutards out there he basically just asked me something equivalent to "Tell me where the dragon balls are." Um wanna be a bit more specific? Are you looking for the 8 star? The 7 star? Come on, work with me here!
"Ummm which one? You do know there's nine right?"
Pein looks slightly annoyed at that question as if I just asked him if he knew what his name was…which could actually be a confusing question seeing as to how-
"Yes. I know there are nine. Now where are they?" he asks interrupting my train of thought.
"Well you see," I say, kind of annoyed that he interrupted my train, "Just because I see the future doesn't mean I know where everything is at every moment. So wanna try giving me a time based question?"
"Okay look here girl-"Deidara, obviously annoyed by my attitude, starts but I interrupt him.
"Quinn! For pete's sake, how is it that no one can be addressed by their names in this place my name is not freaking girl, Goddammit"
"Second commandment!"
I stop and give Bria a look to which she simply shrugs her shoulders. If there's anything that I have learned from Bria it's that the second commandment forbids people from saying the Lord's name in vane…and that there is no respect for personal space in China.
"Has anyone noticed," the room becomes extremely quiet at the sound of Itachi's voice as all eyes turn to him, "that these girls are very talented when it comes to evading questions."
As he says this he looks directly at me. Everyone else follows suit. As they do I see Itachi smirk at me and send me a wink. Pein then nods his head, agreeing with Itachi.
"The jinchuuriki."
I nod my head.
"Yes one is in Konoha and one is in the sand. Have the Chunin Exams taken place yet?"
Pein shakes his head so I continue.
"They will take place in Konoha. I advise you to make a temporary alliance with them."
Konan raises a brow at this, "Why?"
I close my eye for a second as I try to work through this one.
"You see Orochimaru is going to attack the Hidden Leaf Village-"
"So you want us to form an alliance with Orochimaru?"
"No I-"
"Then who do you want us to form this alliance with?"
"I want you to form an alliance with Konoha so that-"
"But why would we-"
"I WANT YOU TO FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH KONOHA SO THAT you can defeat Orochimaru and get an inside look at the village and plot from there," I say quieting down my voice from yelling over Konan.
Pein seems to contemplate that one.
"That idea seems plausible…"
I nod my head, "Not only would you infiltrate Konoha, you can take down Orochimaru who has valuable Akatsuki information that he could use to destroy you," I add extra emphasis on the destroy part.
Pein finally nodded.
"Konan. I'm sure I can trust you with handling this."
"Yes, Leader-sama."
"Alright now gir-Quinn… I assume that was costly to your chakra supply so that is all we will be requiring of your services today, thank you."
"You're wel-"
"Uhh I helped too!"
Pein gave her another if looks could kill look that was reserved for Bria. She just pouted with an eye roll.
"Dang, bruh."
(1) That was actually unplanned but it's true! One of my friends is always talking about ATLA and she was over at my place blabbing about it when I wrote that part in my journal. Today when I typed it I saw it laughed and decided to keep it! :)
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