A/N: Hey guys! New story! Don't worry I'm still writing LCB but i really wanted to write this one too! Enjoy :)

Disclaimers: Only own the OC's

My dear readers, my life is pretty normal. I've never been kidnapped, mugged, or sold by pirates. No nothing extraordinary has happened to me. Well, until now that is. Then, again extraordinary is usually used in a positive context. Now I don't know whether to judge what happened as negative, I just know it's not…positive. I mean you wouldn't really call staring into the blood red eyes of a killer positive, would you? But of course you wouldn't know. Not because you're mentally inadequate, no of course not, I wouldn't bother you with this story then. The reason you cannot confidently answer that question is because…

*Drum Rolllll*

You have no clue what I'm talking about.

Let's take a second to catch you guys up.

"Quinn Evelyn-Rose Trellis! Stop being a narutard for a second and help me find a snack!"

"Shhh! That's supposed to be a secret!"

Introduction time! I am, said Quinn Trellis, I'm fifteen years old, and have an athlete's figure (I do volleyball, track, and gymnastics). I have straight pale blond hair (is often compared to the color of Luna Lovegood's…Look her up if you're one of the poor, poor souls that knows her not), a long bang (like Deidara's) covers one of my purple eyes (crazy, huh.), two piercings on the top of my ear and one in the lobe, silver studs occupying each whole.

Now normally I wouldn't bore you with the my outfit but you have to know what I was wearing during my later…expedition.

I was wearing a white tank with a black crossbones skull on it, black ripped black skinny jeans, chucks, and one of those hoodies that you zip up to your head so it makes a skeleton!

And yes readers, you heard her correctly! I'm a narutard. Yay! Ha-ha. I read the fanfiction, and watch the anime, but I never buy the manga just in case the Akatsuki ever show up in my house. I wouldn't want them finding it…Yeah, I know, weird reason. Speaking of the Akatsuki, I love me some akatsuki! They are totally kickass! I don't have a crush on any of the members per say, but they are all badass especially-

"Earth to Quinn!"

"Ahhh!" I screamed jumping back on my bed away from the emerald green eyes that were all up in my grill.

"Personal space is essential to a coexisting society."

"That's not what they say in China."

And that folks, were the wise words of my awesome black haired, emerald eyed bestest friend ever Bria Lee. She is wearing a white fitted tee that says "My shirt is white! Except for the words… But they would be too! But I want you to see em…" and black short shorts, hoops, and knee-length chucks. Her hair was tied in a low ponytail.

She's the only person on the planet that know I'm a narutard. She plops down beside me.

"Watcha watchin?"

"Look at the TV screen."

She sticks out her tongue.

"Blihblah!"

She looks at the screen and lets out an exasperated sigh.

And I will kindly translate her next sentence.

"The aka-what-their-faces (akatsuki) are looking for the tree assassin people (leaf ninjas) so that they can find Nuntuki (Naruto) and extract his inner witch (kyuubi). They are doing so by jumping around (tree jumping) and using their blue powers (chakra)."

Have I mentioned she's the exact opposite of a narutard.

"You know," She continues, "I think-"

"Don't do that anymore."

"Oi!-"

It's then that the TV suddenly decided to become all… scribbly.

"Oh darn," I sigh dejectedly.

"Don't worry, I'll just hit it," Bria stated calmly as she walked towards the TV.

"Don't! We'll get sucked into the Narutoverse!"

She slowly turned around to look at me.

"…Will we now?" she says her voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Totes. I just read a fanfic about it on my kindle."

…cricket…..cricket…..

"Huh. Really."

She turns around and bangs the TV.

Suddenly an enormous light burst from the TV, so blindingly bright I had to clench my eyes shut. When I opened my eyes, I was staring into…

Two emerald green ones.

"Personal space is essential to a coexisting society," I say as I stand up and walk around to stand in front of my narutoless (Narutoless- without Naruto; the act or state of knowing nothing about the narutoverse. Antonym: narutard) friend, paying no mind to the fact that beneath me was grass and dirt.

She smirks.

"That's not what they say in-"

She suddenly stops and her smirk crumples into an expression of sheer…shock?

"You know you can't stop dramatically and have your face like that. It's quite unsettle-"

"You were right," She whispered cutting me off.

"Oi, Bria what the-"

It was then that I suddenly noticed something important.

We WERE NOT in my room.

We WERE in a vast forest.

It was then that I also realized what Bria was talking about.

'She thinks we're in the narutoverse? But why…'

I slowly turn around. And there standing across the grassy opening is none other than

Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Hoshigake.

Holy-

"Who are you people? And…and where the hell are we?"
I cringe internally at my friend's crude behavior. Leave it to Bria to run off her mouth when she doesn't know who she's dealing with. Kisame's eye twitched.

I didn't take that as a good sign.

I whisper to my friend even though I knew they could hear me…They are ninjas after all.

"That's Itachi Uchiha and Kisame of the Akatsuki, the group hunting the tailed beasts in order to obtain the power to create a Utopia. Itachi is a genius. He killed his clan leaving behind his little brother Sasuke and Kisame is quite powerful, he was one of the seven swordsmen of the mist."

I take a deep breath. Geez, I sounded like one of those bing commercials.

Bria nods her head.

"Okay so who's Sasuke?"

I saw Itachi's head move a little, obviously wanting to hear my response.

I inwardly smirk.

"Some revenge-crazed weirdo…Nobody special."

I know he's probably gonna hate me cause we all know Itachi loves his otouto, but I just had to.

"Oh…wait, so this genius and super strong guy are part of the aka-what-their-faces that are after Nuntuki?"

I roll my eyes, momentarily forgetting about the Akatsuki, and glare at my friend.

"For the love of man, his name is Na-Ru-To!"

She rolls and turns to the Akatsuki.

"Haven't you guys been after Naruto for like…ever? Geez you guys suck-"

"Bria!"
"What! It's the truth!"
" Well, I mean, you could've said it in a nicer way!"

What am I supposed to say? 'Hello there kind gentlemen. I deeply apologize for saying this but you guys suck…and I mean that in the nicest way possible."

"Shut your face."

"Shut my-"

"Enough."

Me and Bria both stop to face the speaker.

Itachi.

He looks kinda annoyed…

' Oh great! There must be a way to fix this...or make it a little better anyway…'

"You are right."

He looks away from Bria and starts staring at me with a small, and when I say small I mean miniscule, look of interest. It was quite intimidating, but the first rule of ending up in the Naruto world in front of Itachi and Kisame is to play it cool. And who invented this rule? I did! Have you ever noticed that fanfics always make the girl character some push-over? Well it always ends well, but it's over a long period time. Maybe…just maybe… if I do the opposite…

"Enough is enough," I continued, "My friend and I have wasted much of your time arguing with you and amongst ourselves, so without further adieu, we will take our leave-"

"I think not."

I narrow my eyes, slightly annoyed.

Of course it always-

"You'll be coming with us."

-turns out like this.

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