The Black Hole

"Ten-Forward to Bridge, Ten-Forward to bridge!" Guinan shouted over the intercom. "We have an emergency, come down immediately."

Captain Picard flung out of his chair and hopped into the turbo lift.

"Wesley you have the Bridge."

Wesley gloated from his seat and nearly fell on his face trying to get to the captains chair. "Why does Wesley get the Bridge?" Riker wined

"Because he's WAY more mature than you Riker!" Picard yelled back from the turbo lift before it took him away.

Meanwhile in Ten-Forward

"What is it?" questioned Tasha Yar.

"I don't know." Answered some random dude who will most likely die later.

"It looks like a HUGE black hole forming on the doorframe." Data said.

"How are we living through this?" Doctor crusher asked staring at what they thought was a black hole.

"Well The answer to that is obvious, we are all fat." Data replied.

"Ohhhhhh, I understand now."

Meanwhile In the turbo lift

Picard just stood there waiting to get to Ten-Forward when Captain James T Kirk smashed through the turbo lift door. "Oh hey Jean-Luc, I'm just delivering the onions."

"Onions?" Picard asked

"For Geordi of course."

"You just took a left turn into Looney Ville."

"Really, well how do I get back?"

Picard face palmed "Just tell me why"

"To make him smell bad!"

"Doesn't he smell bad enough?"

"No"

After that they just stood and waited. 3 whole days later the turbo lift reached is destination. Picard and Kirk rushed into Ten-Forward "What's the Fuss abou- OMG WHO WIPED THAT BOOGER ON MY SHIPS DOORFRAME!" Picard screamed glaring at everyone.

"It's not a booger captain it's a black hole." Worf growled.

"Worf it's defiantly a booger, and I blame Riker so go drag him off my Bridge and have O'Brien transport him to…..….Doo Doo land!" "And if he refuses tell him ill shave his beard off!" Picard ordered. "Yes captain." Worf skipped to the turbo lift and disappeared. "Doo Doo land! You wouldn't be such a meany butt!" Tasha said a surprised look on her face. "Don't worry about it Tasha, he'll enjoy playing with the teletubbies." Picard answered joyfully.

"I love that show!" Kirk screamed.

Just then Counselor Deanna Troi walked in "What's going on?" she asked puzzled.

"There's a black hole! There's a booger!" They all screamed in unison. Troi looked past them and sighed. "You guys have got to be kidding me." "It's just an ant crawling up the doorframe." Troi spun on her heel and left. Everyone stared at each other …17 days later. " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUN FOR YOUR LIFE IT'S GONNA EAT US!"

"OMG!"

Crewmen ran around panicking, screaming, and crying until the one person who could save them all came in .…SPOCK " This is very illogical What is all this noise about?" He asked with his usual non expression. Everyone stopped panicking for a moment and pointed. …"AAAAAAAA AHH ANT RUN FOR YOUR PITIFUL LIVES. MOMMY! Spock ran down the hall not to be seen again….

Hmm at least I thought he could save them. Well pure panic went on for days then weeks then years until that one evening exactly at 4:00pm that little ant got smashed into the wall in all the chaos by the one and only random dude and guess what. That random dude DIED

The END