The way to your heart Ch.1

As the sun rose, the rays of light coming through the window slowly crept across the sleeping figure, lighting up his golden locks when the sun danced off it. When the suns yellow gaze eventually made it up to Deidara's sleeping face he squinted as the sudden intrusion on his peaceful slumber. Slowly he began to open his baby blue eyes still groggy from the nights sleep, when realization finally struck he turned his head to the side to look at the digital clock which rested on his bedside table.

"Shoot, un! I'm going to be late!" quickly throwing himself out of bed he hurriedly got dressed, ran a brush through his long blonde hair, tied a section of it up into his signature ponytail and then the recent academy graduate was off to work.

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Not so far away someone else was receiving the same wakeup called.

"Hugh…" the redhead groaned when the light hit him square in the face, he looked up, realizing that he had forgotten to close the curtains on his bedroom window last night.

BEEP BEEEP BEEEEP

The redhead jumped at the sudden noise, immediately slamming his hand down on the off button causing the clock to fall to the floor, when he reached down to retrieve it he looked at the time,

"Damn I was supposed to be at work 10 minutes ago." Sasori shot out of bed, threw on his police officers uniform, and headed off to work.

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In his haste to not be late to work, Deidara actually managed to be early. When he arrived at the police station he immediately began looking for the police chief's office.

"Excuse me, can I help you?"Deidara turned around to see a pretty blue haired woman wearing a nice black dress suit.

"Um yea, un. I'm looking for chief Kami, could you please tell me where his office is?" The woman smiled.

"Sure, right this way by the way my names Konan." She stuck her hand out, to which Deidara gladly shook.

"I'm Deidara Iwa, un." He said with a smile, she seemed really nice.

Konan lead Deidara down a hallway and to a nice looking office with the words 'Chief of Police Kami' engraved into a name plate on the door. The room itself was spacious, it had 3 large windows opposite the door, with a large dark brown wooden desk placed near the rear of the room. The left wall was covered in hung frames, most help pictures of people and some held newspaper clippings. But all and all it just looked like one of those placed where things got done.

"Just have a seat right there, Chief Kami will be with you in a second." She said pointing to a couple of nice light red chairs situated in front of the Chief's desk. Deidara took a seat in one of the soft plush chairs, while Konan walked around to the others side of the desk and sat in the big black office chair opposite him.

"Hello I'm police chief Kami, it's very nice to meet you Mr. Iwa."

"Nani?" Deidara was completely dumb struck. "I-I'm so sorry, Chief Kami I-I d-didn't realize that…my apologies, un."

"Ha-ha it's alright you have no idea how many new recruits we get that do that, yours was actually one of the more dignified reactions, I once had a kid come in and when he realized who I was he wet his pants, but that was probably because he hit on me for about 5 minutes straight." Chief Kami chuckled.

"T-Thank you Chief Kami, un." Deidara stuttered still in a bit of a shock. It seemed like he was actually going to have a decent boss, she had blue shoulder length hair with part of it tied into a high bun that rested on top her head with a pretty white silk rose pinned to it, and on the front of her bottom lip was a small silver stud.

"Now since you're new you'll have to wait a couple days before we send you out for some of the more serious business, so for now you're to listen to your partner as he instructs you on the inner workings of this place, and maybe go out for rounds, also I would like to say we were very impressed with your records from the police academy and are expecting great things." And with that she stood and stuck out her hand for Deidara to shake.

"Thank you, Chief Kami, un." Deidara said raising and shaking her hand.

"Please call me Chief Konan." She said with a smile.

"Chief Konan I need you to sign some forms concerning the recent murder case." Called a voice from the hall, the man who came into the room had bright orange hair with strange eyes that had rings lined up within them, but those weren't what captured Deidara attention, it was his face, it was covered in piercing, he quickly averted his eyes so as not to be caught staring.

"Pein great timing, I need you to fetch Mr. Akasuna I have his new partner right here." Pein looked at Deidara and seemed to study him for a second before he handed Konan the paper work and stuck his hand out which Deidara took.

"How do you do Ma'am?" Pein asked. Deidara frowned while Konan chuckled.

"I'm a guy, un." Deidara said letting go of Pein's hand.

"Oh… sorry…by the way my names Pein Shuhan"

"Deidara Iwa, nice to meet you, un."

"Pein is Akasuna in yet?" Konan asked.

"Sadly no, but if you want I can take him to his office to wait, hopefully he won't be too much longer." Pein said.

"Please, but stop by Kakuzu's office first he should have Deidara's uniform."

"Right lets go."

Pein lead Deidara down another hallway with closed doors on either side. Deidara was curious, this place looked more like an office building than a police station, he read the names on the doors as he passed 'Shuhan', 'Uchiha' and "Hoshigaki', 'Kouba', until he stopped at a half open one with two name plates 'Kizuato' and 'Mazohisuto' Pein knocked on the door getting the attention of the person inside.

"Kakuzu I need you to give Mr. Iwa here his uniform." Pein said. The man named Kakuzu had dark brown hair the just reached his neck with translucent yellow and green eyes and from what Deidara could tell he had scars completely covering his deeply tanned body, he had two on his face that made it look like he had a large permanent smile.

"Seeing as he's Sasoris' new partner I went ahead and put it in his office." Kakuzu said.

"What's Sasori like, un?" Deidara asked suddenly.

"You haven't told him?" Kakuzu asked, raising one eyebrow.

"No, I thought he could find out for himself." Pein answered.

"Find out what, un?"

"That Sasori is a fucking bastard that is someone who if he would get up off his lazy ass he would probably be the best police officer Konoha has ever seen." Deidara turned around to find the source of the new foul mouthed voice. The man had slicked back silver hair, with strange purple eyes, and was wearing his shirt halfway unbuttoned showing off most of his well formed chest.

"Deidara meet Hidan Mazohisuto." Pein said. Hidan walked over to Deidara and took his hand not waiting for Deidara's approval.

"Hey babe, nice to see we'll be having another pair of legs around here hopefully you won't be a hard assed bitch who always barks orders." Hidan said.

"I HEARD THAT!" Konan yelled from down the hall.

"Damn." Hidan muttered releasing Deidara's hand.

"Um Hidan, un." Deidara said.

"Yes Dei-Chan?" Deidara frowned at the new name.

"I'm a guy."

"WHAT THE FUCK, NO WAY!"

"Yes, way." Pein answered. "Now if you'll excuse us I need to show 'MR.' Iwa to Sasori's office.

"So this is his office, your to wait here until he comes in, understood?" Pein asked.

"Yes sir, un."

"Good if you need me I'll be in my office." And with that he left Deidara alone in his new partner's office. He picked up his new uniform to change into and looked around the room. It was a decent size, with a large wooden desk placed in the center. The walls were bare except for an academy graduation certificate, and the only thing that looked remotely personal was a simple picture frame on his desk which housed a picture of a man and a woman holding a small red haired child in they're arms. Deidara sat down in the chair behind the desk, resting his head in his arms. 'When the heck is he going to get here' Deidara thought.

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"Damn I am so late!" Sasori said to himself as he parked his car in lot and ran inside, where he found a very pissed off Konan.

"Sasori you better have a damn good reason as to why you are so late, your new partner has been waiting over half an hour."

"I'm sorry Konan I over slept." Sasori said walking past his ticked off boss, only she wasn't about to let him go just that easily, she began walking in step beside him.

"Sasori how many times do I have to tell you, you have to call me 'Chief' Konan, also I thought you had that silly policy of yours 'I hate waiting and making others wait'. She said in a poor imitation of Sasori's voice.

"Listen 'Chief' Konan I'm sorry I was so late, I'll go find the little brat and give him the walk through, then in a couple days when he quits I'll be ready to entertain the next one, it's always been like this, and ever since 'he' left I just can't seem to find a decent partner."

"Believe me I know, but I think this one's different, he's really cute." Konan giggled.

"Konan if that's the only reason you can think for me to hang on to this brat then maybe I should just get this over with and scare him away already, you know not everyone can handle this line of work."

"Oh I know but he actually seems very promising, if fact you may have heard of him." Konan said

"Really how?"

"You'll see….eventually." Konan said leaving Sasori in front of his office to ponder what she said. 'I shouldn't even bother thinking about it, trying to figure out her mind is like trying to figure out why god created fan girls' XD.

Sasori opened his door to see the new recruit fast asleep in his chair. Sasori studied the young man, with his long blonde hair and slim figure if Konan hadn't told him that he was a 'he' then he definitely would have thought his new partner to be a female. 'Ok time to get this over with.' Sasori thought walking over to the sleeping blonde and put his hand on the back of the chair and then ever so sweetly, he pushed the chair forward and with it the now awake Deidara.

"THE HELL, UN!"

"Get up brat." Deidara blinked and looked up, what he saw almost made his heart stop, the man before him was wearing the same black officers uniform as his own and had short messy almost crimson red hair, with dark grey eyes. The more Deidara studied him the more he realized that this guy was HOT! Whoa, why am I thinking this, 'Hot' what's wrong with me, he's a guy Deidara thought, curious as to why that was the word to pop up into his head. When he finally realized where he was he immediately stood up struggling to keep himself from blushing.

"S-Sorry I fell asleep sir, un!" Deidara stammered.

"It's fine brat, just don't let it happen again." Sasori said, an annoyed look on his face.

"Yes sir, un."

"And don't call me 'sir' call me Sasori."

"Ok Sasori Danna, un." Sasori looked curiously at Deidara, what was with the 'Danna' part? He didn't bother to think about it too long, it was time to get down to business.

"So what's your specialty?"

"Specialty, un?"

"What do you work best with, like Hidan for example and I'm sure you've met him he's a pretty hard guy to miss, he is a master on a motor cycle, there has never been a run-away that he couldn't catch and take down, and Konan she is one hell of a sharp shooter same goes for Pein I've never seen them fire a shot that didn't hit it's mark, and there are a few others but I'm sure you'll know theirs when you met them."

"Ok, un well my specialty is bombs."

"Bombs?"

"I can create and deactivate almost any bomb, it's pretty handy when you need to get in or out of somewhere, and also I'm a pretty good shot with a gun myself."

"Really watcha got?"

"A 'Smith and Wesson 4003' it's really great my friend Tobi got it for me when I graduated from the academy, un." Deidara said pulling out the item from its holder to show Sasori.

"Nice, what's with the little bird engraved on the Barrel?"

"Oh, that, Tobi knows how much I like birds, so he thought rather than having my name engraved into it, he would have this done instead, un. But what about you, what kind do you have?"

"I've got a Beretta M9, I got it as a graduation present from the academy to, except it was my grandmother who gave it to me." Sasori said holding out his.

"Nice, un."

"Ok time to get down to business we're going to do a quick round and we're taking my cruiser."

"Ok Danna, un." As they left to do rounds Deidara realized that Sasori hadn't said what his specialty was.