I walk into the studio and groan, throwing my backpack on the floor and bellyfloping into the sofa. Xigbar raises an eyebrow at me.

"Bout time you showed up." I groan again.

"Sorry I'm late everyone." I mumble into the pillow. Leon pats my head.

"What happened, sis?" I look up at him and start crying.

"MY FLASH DRIVE WENT TO THE GREAT COMPUTER STORE IN THE SKYYY!" I continue to cry into the pillow. Yuffie smacks the back of Leon's head and (literally) throws him away from me. She gives me a hug.

"Aww, don't cry, Michelle-sensei! Here, take this!" She digs in her pockets and hands me a credit card. I stare at it. Everyone else silently checks their wallets and counts their cards. "It's Leon's!"

"WHAT?" Leon yelled, looking through his wallet. "YUFFIE HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET MY AMERICAN EXPRESS? GIMME IT!" Yuffie sticks her tongue out at him.

"You were the one who made her cry!" She turned back to me. "Hows about you, me, Aerith, and Tifa go on a little shopping spree in Wutai?" Tifa and Aerith look at each other and grin.

"Count us in." They both pull cards out of their pockets. Cloud and Zack eye each other wearily and check their wallets again.

"MY MASTERCARD!" Zack yells.

"MY VISA CARD!" Cloud yells soon after. The four of us giggle.

"You're on, Yuffie. But who's card did you ste- I mean, borrow?"

"Cid's!"

"Say wha?" Cid pulls out his wallet. "HOW THE FUCK DID YA GET YER GRUBBY PAWS ON MY DEBIT CARD?" Reno and Axel snicker.

"That's just what women do, Cid. They have a way with stealin' cash." Reno said. I roll my eyes at him.

"Yeah, like this." I pull out a red credit card. Reno's eyes widen and he digs through his wallet.

"HOW DO YOU DO THAT?" He asks. I giggle.

"It's a girl thing." I slip Reno and Leon's credit cards into my pocket and stand up. "Well, now that I feel better, let's get a move on, shall we? First dare from Nightsilent!"

I'll try to go all out crazy…here goes…

Zexion and Ienzo: Wear a dress and go to a cosplay convention. (Author decides the dress, and apologies to both of you)

Larxene: Destroy Marluxia's garden and blame it on Axel. (Payback, Axel)

Demyx: Everyone mistakes your sitar for a guitar…so play an actual guitar!

Lexaeus: Talk for the rest of the chapter, and have a cookie!

And Chapter 5 is one epic chapter, by the way!

I grin. "Aww, thanks! I like how episode five turned out." I glance at Sora. Poor boy, never stood a chance against those Pomeranians… "Zexy? ZoZo? Would you two come here for me please?" I say with a devious glint in my eyes. Zexion and Ienzo reluctantly step forward, Ienzo seeming to hide behind his taller counterpart.

"What torture has the reviewer ordered upon us this time, Michelle-sensei?" I hand Zexion the card. He kneels down so Ienzo can read it as well. Their eyes widen. Zexion is shocked silent. Ienzo scribbles in his sketchbook and hands it to me.

We put them on, show up at this convention, and leave, correct?

"Correct." I confirm. Zexion's jaw is still hanging from its' hinges. I give Ienzo his dress and throw the other one over Zexion's shoulder. The bluenette doesn't move. Ienzo sighed and dragged his Nobody to the changing room. I giggle. "Any of you want to go get a camera, now would be the time to do it." I tell the cast. Vexen, Lexaeus, Xigbar, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Roxas, Even, Aeleus, and Lea all scuttle off to get various forms of picture taking devices.

~Ten minutes later~

Both boys walk out of the changing room, and even Zexion is blushing brightly. Zexion is wearing a white mermaid style wedding dress, complete with a bouquet of navy blue and white roses. Ienzo, on the other hand, is wearing a simple silver cocktail dress. In the background, I hear the shuttering of camera lenses as everyone rushes to take pictures before one of the boys loses their temper. The smaller of the two tries in futility to pull the dress lower so it'll cover more than his mid thighs. He sighs and gives me his sketchbook.

Why am I in the short strapless dress?

"Because you have the legs for it, even if you are short." I answer. Ienzo groans and pinches the bridge of his nose. Zexion, still bright red, readjusts one of his shoulder straps, only to have it slide down again.

"I don't know what's more uncomfortable. The dress, the heels, or the panties." Everyone blinks at him.

"You put them in panties?" Lexaeus and Aeleus ask in sync, sounding flabbergasted. I nod.

"Yup. Lingerie, actually." At this, Xigbar and Braig's eyes widen, smirks forming on their lips.

"Ooh, can I see?" They ask in unison. Even slaps the back of Xigbar's head just as Vexen slaps Braig's.

"No!" The two blondes yell. Xigbar and Braig rub their heads and slink back to their spots, mumbling something about figuring out how to beat overprotective parents. I sweatdrop.

"Alrighty, that's enough stereo for one episode. C'mon boys, time to go to the convention." I tell them cheerily. Zexion sighs and opens a portal leading to the convention, reluctantly walking through, Ienzo at his heels.

~Three hours later~

Zexion and Ienzo return and immediately slump to the emo corner, where they hug each other and rock gently. I raise a brow at them.

"What happened?" I look closer at them and notice they're covered in lipstick marks and their dresses are tattered.

"M-m-make the s-scary girls go a-away…m-make them go away…p-please make them go away…" Zexion chants, while Ienzo nods in agreement beside him. All of a sudden I don't want to know what the fangirls did to them.

"While they recover from Post-Fangirl Syndrome, let's keep going. Larxene, dear, you're up!" She walks to me and grins mischeviously. I give her the card. She reads it and smirks sadistically.

"Ooh, I'm so up for this one." Larxene scans the cast. She walks up to Reno and smiles before yanking a few hairs out of his ponytail that he'd mysteriously regrown in less than a month, making him yelp. The savage Nymph then opens a corridor of darkness and leaves without another word. Reno rubs his head and raises an eyebrow at me.

"The hell just happened, yo?" I giggle and give him the card. He skims it and suddenly puts the pieces together. "Oh. …Ohhh, she needed to plant evidence, and getting it from him would look too suspicious, right?" I smile and nod.

"You're not always stupid after all." I say. He smirks smugly before realizing he'd been insulted, but by then I was already gone to watch Larxene's plant carnage.

~Marluxia's garden~

I arrive to find Marluxia's prized rose bushes on fire, his herbs and spices uprooted, and his flowers smashed with a mallot. I quickly spot Larxene and wave at her. She waves back with the hand not holding the huge hammer.

"Just in time, Michelle-sensei." Larxene digs in her pocket and pulls out the strands of red hair. She casts aero on them and I watch as they scatter around the tattered remains of garden. I grin.

"Wait, but what if he thinks Reno did it?"

"That's why I did this." She said deviously, handing me a yellow sticky note. I look at the note, which is in Axel's handwriting, and smirk.

Revenge for Roxas, be-atch!

Axel

"Very nice. Good forgery, by the way." I tell her.

"Why thank you." She takes the note and plants it on a tree (the only thing still standing). "Shall we harmonize?"

"Let's." I say with a nod.

"MARLUXIAAA!" We yell. Marluxia comes running.

"You two know you aren't allowed in- EEEEK! MY GARDEN!" He faints on the spot. Larxene and I look at each other, snicker, and go to rejoin the cast. Everyone else had been watching on the monitors and were laughing at Marluxia's reaction.

"Oh Gods, can we rewind that?" Xigbar manages to get out between his laughter. Vexen pulls a remote out of his coat and rewinds to just before Marluxia faints and plays it back in slow motion. Everyone laughs again.

"Did you hear him shriek? Too funny!" Sora said, struggling to regain a straight face.

"Haha, I know! But he'll survive…I think. Anyway, moving on! Demy, hand over Arpeggio." I say in between my laughing fits.

"WHAT?" Demyx yells, instantly hiding his sitar behind his back. I roll my eyes.

"Chillax, Demyx. You're just gonna play a guitar and then you get your sitar back."

"…Oh." He gives me his sitar, and I hand him a nearly identical guitar out of nowhere. He looks it over and shrugs, beginning to play and sing along with what he's playing.

Put your toys away, well all I gotta say when ya tell me not to play I say no way, no no friggin' way,

Everyone is shocked silent. Isa taps my shoulder. "…Is he singing…?" The bluenette begins asking.

I'm a kid you say? When ya say I'm a kid I say say it again, and then I say thanks, thank you very muuuuch.

"No way. No way that's what he's singing." Lea answers before I get the chance.

So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me, go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free. Hammala bebala zeebala boobala hammala bebala zeebala bop.

I'm a Goofy Goober, ROCK!

The cast members aged sixteen and younger roll on the floor, clutching their sides. Leon raises an eyebrow.

"What's a goofy goober?" The brunette asked in a confused tone.

"No clue." Cloud answers with a shrug.

"Pfft…You don't wanna know…Trust me…" I say, giggling. Demyx finishes his song and then breaks out laughing himself.

"Y'know, that was fun! I like playing guitar." I nod at him.

"And you're good at it, too. Wanna keep her?"

"Ooh, can I?" Demyx asks, looking like a kid that has just been told he was getting taken to Disney World.

"Sure. She costs about 500 munny."

"Deal!" He digs in the pocket of his coat for his wallet. "Hey…my wallet's gone!"

"No it isn't." I pull his wallet out of my pocket and pull out the munny before throwing it back to him. "Hold onto it this time, maestro." Demyx gapes like a fish. I just laugh at his face. "Your turn, Lexy." A cookie the size of a basketball appears in his hand. Axel stares at it.

"No fair, how come my cookie wasn't that big?" The redhead asked, pouting like a little kid.

"Axel…do you not see the size difference between you and I?" Lexaeus retorted. Everyone's eyes went wide.

"Wow, he does talk!" Yuffie yelled excitedly.

"Just because I choose not to speak doesn't mean I'm incapable of it." He replies calmly. Lexaeus takes a bite out of the gigantic cookie. "Good cookie, by the way. Thankyou, Nightsilent."

"…Wow. Just wow. Next dare!" I yell, looking up reviews. "Ooh, here's one from gstol1."

* hugs plushie* Almost as soft as the original.

Now… * Disappears and reappears as a blue haired guy with swords*

Time to die, Vexen and Zexion. * beats them to a pulp* That's what you get for hurting Marluxia when he had that court case!

Now… Dare Tiem!

Larxene: A token of my appreciation. * hands her several kunai* They look like your old ones, but you can channel different magics through them, using holes in the bottom.

Sephiroth: I need to beat up Genesis. Do you know where he is?

Vexen I'll give you one chance to redeem yourself. Go comfort Marluxia.

Axel: Bye. * blasts away with air* I didn't know that would work…

Xigbar: * hands card* One act of protection. use it wisely.

Sora: You are what we humans call insaaaaaaane!

Zexion: * Hands him a brick, and points to a window* You chuck the brick, it goes through the window, it hits who or what you want to hit.

BAAIII!

"IV! VI!" Lexaeus yelled, running up to the beaten figures of the two scientists. They're unconscious. I poke them with a pen, but they do nothing. I smirk.

"Thorough, aintcha Skife?"

"Skife?" everyone asks.

"Yeah, the badass blue haired dude. His name is Skife."

"Waaaait a minute…haven't we done this guy's dares before?" Riku noted. I nod. Larxene rolls her eyes.

"Ugh, it's the perv who tried to friggin' kidnap me. Ass." She says. I hand her the kunais.

"Be nice, he brought you a present. You can channel magic through these."

"…I can?" She holds one of the knives and fills it with electricity. "Ooh, I can! Anyone want some Axel extra crispy?" She tosses the kunai at Axel. It hits him square in the shoulder.

"…um, ow? That hurt, but nothing hap-GYAAAAAH!" The electricity in the kunai shocks Axel unconscious. He falls to the ground. Roxas and Xion surround him and poke him with various objects.

"If Larxene killed him, can I have his stuff?" Roxas asked. Axel shoots upright again.

"WHAT? MAN, FORGET Y-AGGGGGH!" The kunai shocks him again, making him fall back again. I sweatdrop.

"Sure, go room raiding." I tell them. They smile.

"YAY!" Roxas and Xion run off to steal Axel's stuff. I sigh.

"Seph, Skife wants to know where Genesis is. Do you know?" Sephiroth raised an eyebrow.

"Why does he need to know?"

"Err…There was this party and-"

"Say no more," Sephiroth interrupted with a visible shudder. "He is in Banora at the moment. Give him a kick in the crotch for me." Skife nods, smirks, and leaves. I sweatdrop.

"Should I go warn Genesis?"

"No." Sephiroth, Cloud, Zack, and Reno say in sync. I growl at them.

"I said no more stereo!"

"We cannot help it." Sephiroth points out. I groan.

"Let's just move on."

"But Vexy is still out of it." Demyx said, giving Vexen's temple a few idle pokes.

"So? Pour cold water on their heads." Demyx nods and snaps his fingers. Icy cold water falls on the unconscious pair. They jolt back into awareness.

"GAH! Cold!" They yell. I roll my eyes.

"Vexy, go make Marly feel better." I point to the garden, where Marluxia is still grieving.

"For?"

"I dunno, something bout a court case."

"What court ca…oh." Vexen stands and walks out to the garden, several of us following. "XI, why are you moping?"

"Why am I moping? Do you see my garden?" Marluxia sobs. Vexen crouches down beside him and rubs his back. His eyes rested on the tree, and more specifically, the note. He stands, walks to it, and reads it.

"Will you feel better if you know who did it?"

"Yeah! Do you know? Please tell me you know!" Vexen just nods and hands Marluxia the note. The scythe wielder reads it and turns red with fury. "AXEL!"

"Who, me? What?" Axel asked, pointing at himself and looking very confused.

"YOU WRECKED MY GARDEN!"

"I did not!"

"EXPLAIN THIS THEN!" Marluxia thrusts the note into Axel's hands. Axel reads it and sighs.

"Why's this always happen to me?" Reno pat Axel's shoulder.

"You should run now." He says solemnly. Axel nods.

"Uh, yeah, I should, shouldn't I. GYAAAAH!" And off Axel runs full speed, busting through the glass sliding door, with Marluxia following. I sweatdrop again.

"Alrighty then…so the next dare is kinda null and void, since Axel's already running for his life. Sora, any comments?"

"…Am I insane, Riku?" Sora asks in an innocent tone.

"Yes." Riku answers bluntly. Sora pouts.

"Hmph!" He turns his back to Riku. Riku sighs. I giggle.

"So Zexy is last. ZEXY! FRONT AND CENTER!" I yell.

"Ow! I'm right next to you, Michelle-sensei! You don't have to shout!" He says back, twisting his pinky into his ear in an attempt to regain feeling in it. I giggle and pat his still wet head.

"You. Brick. Throw. Window. Now." I give him the brick. He raises an eyebrow and turns it over in his hand.

"…And this will go anywhere I want it to?" I nod. Zexy smirks and throws the brick at the window. It hits the wall instead.

"…You, my dear, have terrible aim." I tell him. Zexion picks up the brick and glares at me.

"Shut it." He chucks the brick again, this time shattering the window. We watch as the brick leaves our line of sight.

"…What did you want it to hit?" Lexaeus asked calmly.

"Um…Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, the guy who invented furbies, whoever invented the Kingdom Hearts Yaoi Fanbase, and-"

CRASH!

The cast hears another crash, followed by several grunts. We turn and sweatdrop.

The window on the opposite side of the studio was broken, and Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Saix, Luxord, and Marluxia, along with their somebodies, were unconscious. By Vexen's head laid a brick. Everyone who was still awake turned to Zexion slowly.

"And what?" I ask.

"…And all of Organization XIII with the exceptions of V, IX, XII, and XIII, along with their somebodies."

"…I have no comment. Well, that's the last dare, people! Go leave more for me to use! And I apologize for the crappiness of this chapter, it was kinda rushed. Didn't want you guys thinking I abandoned this story. The ones from now on should be better."

"Emphasis on should." Lexaeus adds. I glare at him.

"Okay, you no talky no more, got it big guy?"

"Got it." He replies, smirking slightly. I roll my eyes.

"Thanks for reading, guys. Go leave more dares for me and my buddies here! And now, SHOPPING!" Me, Aerith, and Tifa squeal in delight. Yuffie joins us and throws a smoke bomb on the ground. When the smoke disperses, we're gone. Cloud sighs and pulls out his cell phone.

"Yes, hello? I'd like to put a limit on my credit card." He says.