Ah, I just thought of something. This story is going to take place a year before Shippuden. So here are the ages

Hidan-21

Kakuzu-90

Deidara-18

Sasori-34/15 in looks

Itachi-20

Kisame-31

Zetsu-unknown... guess; 27

Tobi-unkown (somewhere in the hundreds)

Pein- (can't find so 34)

Konan-(same as Pein) 33

I am also going to try to keep them character as much as I can. so I may have rape and I will have murder. Although it will he random OCs that will be murdered.

Also I think I have a plan that might take them to New York in the future. Please review to tell me what you think. There is also a chance I might not do it

~Third Person P.O.V~

"So, there is a young girl that knows information about the two of you?" a shadowy figure, which stood on the right stone thumb of the two hands, asked. Seven more pairs of eyes gazed at the two other men who had just moments ago arrived back at headquarters.

The tallest, and older, of the men, the one that had half his face masked and odd Christmas like eyes, simply nodded his head as he stood on the middle finger of the left hand. The other men, one of the youngest among all ten people, tsked as he lazily sat on the index finger next to his partner.

"The fucking little bitch threw a knife in my chest. She escape while I was occupied with the pain. Damned bitch." The younger man complained as he rubbed where the wound had been only an hour ago. The shadowy figure that had spoke before sighed as if exhausted before his white eyes glowed coldly in the darkness.

"Very well, this will be dealt with but first we must seal the Shichibi as we planed. Everyone get ready. (1)" The figure ordered the other ten that stood on their own stone finger. For the second time everyone obeyed by preforming the hand seals they had used when they sealed the Gobi in the King of Hell statue. (2)

Instantly seven blue dragons made of chakra rushed out of the statue's mouth and rushed towards the young looking girl that laid unconscious on the stone floor. As the dragons hit her body, the girl rose into the air and her month opened wide. Only a moment later purple charka poured out of her lips and eyes while it reentered the statue's open mouth. Slowly, one of the eyes began to open.

"Just like the last time, this progress will take three days. Make sure you are well rested as we can not stop now. Once this progress is over, I'll decide who gets to go after that girl. The rest of you will be allowed to catch up on your sleep." The shadowy figure, now much know to be the obvious leader, instructed the others while the Shichibi continued to be extracted. Keeping their hands in place, everyone bowed their heads.

"Yes, Pein-Sama."

~Normal P.O.V/3 days later~

OK, I think my plan was working. It had been three days since I ran into Hidan and Kakuzu and, so far, no other Akatsuki member had arrived. So they must had believed I ran to Konoha for safety, which was lucky for me. If they went to Konoha looking for me the Ninja there would fight them off and they'd be force to flee. I really was safer here than I would in Konoha.

I also got myself a job at the clothing store. To my surprise, and not to forget pleasure, the manager liked my foreign style. I was now in control of picking clothing that would fit each costumers, which resulted me in no longer being the only girl to where pants, shorts and t-shirts. Not that I was the only girl that wore pants; Tenten seemed to like pants a lot better but they fit her since she was a tom boy.

Anyways the job worked well and one of the best things about my job was the discount that I got. Now that means shirts and pants were fifty percent off, shorts were sixty percent off and socks, underwear and bras, were eighty percent off. Of course I think the manager took pity on me for the socks, underwear and bras since, of course, I am a girl and those things as a necessary.

Another thing I loved about this job, since I don't think everywhere did this, was I got my first paycheck after my first day of work. Maybe the manager really did take pity on me. I did tell him that I had little money, little supplies and that I was staying at a hotel since I was homeless. I swear that's what made him give me one hundred dollars for my first paycheck, which added to two and fifty hundred with the rest of my money. With the money I was able to rent my own, little apartment; which this small village did seem to have.

In fact this whole village, which was called the Land of the Phoenix, or Fenikkusu, was bigger then I first thought. Yeah it was still too small to be a hidden village but I discovered a couple more houses, a hot springs bath house, a apartment building which I was now living in room three hundred fifteen. There was even a small playground with swings, slide, monkey bars and teeter totters for the children of the people that lived here.

Right now I had got back to my apartment form my third day of work. The manager, who was indeed my boss, had told me I could take the day off tomorrow seeing as I was doing an excellent job. He said I'd only be called in in the case Anju, who was my coworker, was sick and couldn't make it. That was highly unlikely though so I was guaranteed a day off just to relax.

I sighed in content as I sunk myself in my homemade bathtub, relaxing in the hot water. I was right when I figured everyone bathed at bathhouses; there were no personal bathtubs; at least not in my apartment. So, when I found an old tin tub, which was probably used to bath farm animals, I filled it with water. Actually, since I now knew I had chakra, I had decided to try out some jutsu's I remember seeing in the anime and reading in the manage.

Since I was interested, and thought it would save me time, I tried to preform a water jutsu. To my dismay all that happened was me feeling like an idiot when nothing happened. So I had to spend around an hour and a half feeling the tub from the sink the biggest bowl that I could. By then the water was cold which got me anger in myself. That is until I thought of trying a fire jutsu to warm up the water. I did the same jutsu I saw Sasuke do many times and even Itachi a few times; I tried making a fired ball and, to my surprise, it actually worked. The only downside was the after taste of smoke and the feeling that my tongue got burned.

Making the actually fire ball brought back memories of my first few days here. I had thought that maybe my ancestors were born here and now I was thinking maybe I was somehow and Uchiha. The Uchiha clan were the best ninja that were known to wield fire and the fire ball was like their signature move. Although it was highly unlikely since I looked nothing like an Uchiha; beside my hair being raven colored.

I sighed once more as I looked at my silver ring that contained the Akatsuki clouds on it. I had never really thought of it at the time but I am glad that no one seemed to notice what it was my first few days here. It would have been especially bad if Kakuzu saw it; as much as I like, though fear, Hidan I think he was too stupid, or kill obsessed, to notice.

After soaking in the pleasant water for half an hour, and since I didn't want my skin to get too wrinkly, I pulled myself out of the tub to grab the towel that I placed near by. Wrapping the towel around my waist, I took the time to empty the tub before it got too gross. It was a lot work, as it took a long time, and by the time I was done I was ready to just lay in my bed and read one of the books I had bought just the other day; luckily the books here came in English even if the anime shows them in Japanese.

So, grabbing the closest book that was by my bed, I lazily laid down, and used the pillows to prop myself up. So, once I was comfortable enough, I opened my book which was, oddly enough, very similar to Twilight (3). I had actually wanted to read one of Jiraiya's books, just to see if it was any good, but the person running the shop refused to sell me one since, according to him, I was underage.

~Third Person P.O.V/Else where~

Six out of ten people (4) in a cave like hideout sighed as they finally released their jutsu, allowing the dead body of a young girl to hit the hard stone floor. As a few of the people groaned and flexed their muscles others just stood in place as if they hadn't been standing for three days straight.

"Fuck my shoulders are sore. Why does this stupid progress have to take three days long? I'm fucking starved and tired." A silver haired man complained as he used one of his hands to rub his shoulders. The man stood that stood to the side of the silver haired man glared angrily.

"Hidan, shut up. None of us like how long it takes but it has to be done." The growl was meet with a tsk from the same silver haired man.

"Thank you Kakuzu. Now for business of the girl." The shadowy figure said as he looked over to one of the other shadowy figures. "Itachi, you are most familiar with the land of fire. If she is indeed in Konoha you'll get in easier, correct?" The figure asked, his odd, white ringed eyes eying the other man's odd red ones. The said man gave a slight nod and a sound that sounded like hn.

"I trust you'll find this girl quickly without making a scene. Simply put her inside a genjutsu and carry her out of the village." The figure which was obviously the leader, Pein, ordered. Itachi nodded his head but didn't cancel out his hologram just yet.

"What if she remained in Fenikkusu? If Hidan is right, and she knows about us, she could have assumed we'd think she ran off to Konoha." Itachi said smartly, a perfect raven brow raised. Everyone gazed at the Uchiha before back at the leader to listen for further orders.

"Ah, then go to Fenikkusu and ask questions, see if she is still there or really if she had really run off to Konoha. It will save a lot of time and trouble. From what I understand it should take you a day to get to Fenikkusu from where you are; leave immediately." Pein replied in a calm voice. The hologram of Itachi nodded his head before it disappeared in thin air.

"What does Uchiha always get to have all the fun?" asked an annoyed, young hologram that looked to have long hair, which covered his right eye. A raspy chuckle came from the tallest hologram, who looked to have something strapped against his back.

"You'd probably blow up the whole town and the girl, Deidara." the raspy voice of the man replied, small white eyes glowing in the dark like everyone's else.

"Shut up Kisame, un. Besides, aren't you going to go with your partner?" The young man snarled back, clearly pissed. The taller man just laughed as his head shook.

"No, Leader-Sama wants Itachi to do this one his own. Besides, which Itachi is hunting down that girl, I get to sleep." A smug smirk was seen on the hologram as his hands folded over each other. Deidara huffed and rolled his visible blue eye although he never got to reply before another voice interrupted him.

"The sealing progress is over. Everyone is to return to the main base. There you will do as you please until Itachi returns with the girl. Dismissed." Pein ordered before his hologram disappeared into thin air. Another hologram, which looked to be female, disappeared seconds after he did.

"Well it looks like things are finally going to get interesting." a hologram chuckled before he also disappeared into thin air. He was followed, one by one, until the room was with nothing but the King of Hell statue.

(1) That is the Seven Tailed Rhino Beetle. She was seemingly captured before the season started as there was 2-3 eyes open when they were taking Gaara's demon. Remember this is a year before the Season starts so they do not have many demons captured yet. Yes Itachi and Kisame went after Naruto when he was 12, but this is 2 years later.

(2) This is the Five Tailed Whale-Horse

(3) I never actually read the books but I have watched the movies.

(4) Pein, Konan, Itachi and Sasori don't seem the type of people to sigh for this reason.

(bonus) Oh and I had debated whether I send Itachi or Deidara to get Alex. Oh and this (not this comment but chapter) doesn't mean Alex is really an Uchiha