The scene opens on a dark room, with only a large computer screen giving off a source of light. One is by the computer, fingers rapidly clicking, trying to take down firewalls and passwords so that a file can be accessed and downloaded. The one by the computer smiles a little, the passwords have been overridden. Now all that's left is for the large file to copy onto the flash drive.
"Dude, how much longer until the file is done downloading?" An impatient voice called out. The rapid sound of a tapping foot accompanied the annoyed voice of the speaker. The recipient of the question sighed, before responding,
"Not much longer...it's 67% done. Its a pretty big file, so its taking a while to load..." Following this voice was the rapid clicking of keys from a keyboard,
"Can't you make it go any faster?" The previous voice whined,
"I'm going as fast as I can," the one by the keyboard huffed,
A gasp could be heard from the other side of the inclosed space,
"Well you're gonna need to go faster hun. I can hear drones coming down the hallway," A new voice called out; this one was by the door.
"Approximate ETA?" the one by the keyboard asked,
"I think a few minutes," The door was thrown open, and shut just as quickly, as the one by the door was thrown backwards,
"Guy...Guys...they've...they've got my wand...I...I couldn't...hold them back..." The newest entree huffed, struggling to regain lost breath. The one by the door groaned,
"Chaos...you couldn't have warned me..." the one by the door groaned while rubbing a rapidly appearing sore spot. The impatient one, however, was clearly enraged,
"What?! How could you let them take it? That thing is super powerful! If the robots give it to their master and he's able to harness its energy, then we're doomed!" The newcomer's eyes narrowed as she snapped to face the impatient one,
"In case you've forgotten, I don't have any secret powers, so it was just me going up against a few hundred robots! Of course they were bound to overwhelm me! I'm lucky they only got my wand, instead of my arm or something!"
The one by the door, after the dizziness dispersed, rested an ear on the metal once more, "ETA one minute. Get into your battle positions guys,"
The newbie turned to face the one by the door, "Sorry about that. You okay?"
"As I'll ever be,"
"I knew we shouldn't have brought you," the impatient one growled, "This was supposed to be a simple recon mission..."
"Without my help you still would've been in captivity!" The newbie growled as she poked the impatient one in the chest, 'Mr. I'm so strong and able to handle myself in any situation!" The impatient one pushed the newbie away from him,
"Touch me one more time-"
"Touch me one more time and you'll do what?" The newbie grinned evilly "You wouldn't do anything to hurt a cute little-" The impatient one's eyes widened in shock before narrowing into slits,
"You're not even cute, you crazy, psychotic b-"
"Don't even go there you stupid bush pig-"
"Bush pig?! You do not want to start with me today you imbecilic c-"
"Ooh! You're using such big words, finally go to school? Oh, wait I forgot, they don't teach preschoolers!"
"Guys!" the one by the door's voice called out over the shouting, "They're right outside the door!" The impatient one and the newbie stopped their fighting to immediately face the one by the door,
"Dude!"
"83%! I can't get past this firewall any faster!" The one by the door, jumped away from it, just as the door was obliterated by a giant explosion,
"Augh!" Not even before the smoke began to clear, gunshots rang out, as they ricocheted off of the metal walls. The newbie ran for the one by the computer, while the one by the door and the impatient one sprung into action and started to take out robots,
"90%!" the one by the computer called out. The newbie began to cover him, picking up the fallen debris from the walls and throwing it at any of the robots that tried to come their way.
The one by the door kicked a robot in the stomach, "Geez, they sure have upgraded their robots since the last time we've been here...I can tell that the metal alloy's even thicker than before. I can hardly make a dent in them!"
"Hmm...I agree. Its not taking me as fast to take them out," The impatient one said while smashing the drones left, right and center. Suddenly, he noticed that one of the robots he destroyed had a bright blue wand in its metal grasp,
"Yo!" The impatient one called out to get the newbie's attention,
"98%!"
"Catch!" The wand flew through the air, as the newbie's fingers extended to catch the relic. The newbie smiled as the warmth from the familiar object filtered through the newbie's body,
"It's good to be back," The newbie grinned before the wand shape-shifted into a long, metal crowbar, "Ha!" The crowbar sliced through a multitude of robots, as the one by the computer pulled out the flash drive,
"I'm done! Let's go!" The one by the computer called out,
"Took long enough," the impatient one huffed, kicking a final robot down, before surrounding the newbie. The one by the door followed suit. The newbie flicked the wand-it had changed back from being a crowbar-and all four of them were surrounded by a mystical glow.
And in the next second, they were gone.
Inside the studio, the audience sat in silence. Everyone looked at each other with questions evidently on their face. The scene was so vague...it was hard to get a read for what just occurred.
Finally Cooldude1453 took the initiative to speak up "Guys...where's Galexia?" Duskzilla shrugged,
"I dunno," OddSakura said as she scratched her head,
"Yeah, this is weird," PeaceLoveSonicandChao also said, "Normally she's here way before I get here, and I'm always here," Everyone turned to face PeaceLoveSonicandChao, "What? I've been on the edge of my seat waiting for this chapter!"
Suddenly, the chao girl, Galexia herself, poofed onto the stage, along with Tails, Sonic, and Rouge,
TatlTails cheered, "Hey look guys! Galexia's here!" Everyone turned towards the stage, to find Galexia in a skin tight outfit similar to Rouge's that had a blue chao as a breast plate instead of a heart.
"Sorry to keep you waiting!" Galexia said cheerfully, as she greeted the crowd, "I haven't seen you guys since last year!"
SuperSonicWarrior nodded her head slowly, smiling softly, "What you did there. I see it,"
"Kid Icarus Uprising references FTW!" Im Not Mad-I'm Alice cheered.
"Hi!" Child at Heart Forever said, as Kira the Mew waved back,
"What's with the outfit?" I'm Not Mad-Im Alice asked,
"Well, we just got back from," Galexia paused for suspense, "A secret spy mission!" The crowd gasped,
"What?!" Sonic Speed Blue Blur 23 said in shock,
"Yup. You see, we had to go to GUN's secret underground hideout in Holoska, to get this!" She stole the flash drive from Tails' hands, "A document on the residing place of all chao," The audience gasped once more, sonicathehedgehog fainted,
"You mean all chao?" AL3X THE H3DG3HOG asked, just to clarify,
"Yup!" Galexia smiled. Tails who noticed the confused look on everyone's face began to explain,
"Well you see, after the events of the whole Shadow incident, GUN-other wise known as Guardian Unit of Nations- became really wary of all other life forms. They were kinda afraid that another 'Shadow' could be lurking anywhere, so at first they did a whole bunch of research and created these giant files on all different types of animals. They even tried to capture us, but Sonic put an end to that," Sonic nodded, to confirm what he said, "Anyway, because GUN was so paranoid, they weren't satisfied by these files, so they started capturing all the other types of life forms. The ones GUN couldn't get to, Eggman captured and put in his robots,"
Child gasped, "That's why I never see anymore Flickies around!" Tails nodded,
"That's right. So, GUN ended up capturing all of the chao. However, Galexia was talking to Rouge about chao one day and asked her if she could look up anything about Chao in their database, and Rouge found a file that said that all of the information was down in the Arctic Holoska base, so we had to travel there on a recon mission to get it. We believe that they sent most of them into space. The story of what happened to the chao and everything else surrounding it on this flash drive,"
PeaceLoveSonicandChao, who had been listening carefully, suddenly asked a question, "But wait...if all of the chao were captured, why wasn't Cheese?" Galexia winked,
"That's another story for another day my friend," Sonic growled,
"You forgot to mention the part about Galexia almost jeopardizing the mission," Galexia, still smiling, turned away from Sonic,
"Tails you forgot to mention the part about Sonic getting captured by a few robots, and me having to save his butt," Tails sweatdropped and faced the audience,
"Oh, and Sonic and Galexia got into a little fight," Rouge sighed,
"Ha...Little is right...at least you didn't get your head smashed by a gigantic metal door..." Galexia sweatdropped,
"Yeah, I'm really sorry about that...Anyway, now that we have the data we can finally start the show!" Galexia cheered along with the crowd, "Finally! I've been waiting so long to do another episode!" The chao girl said happily as she flicked her wand and changed into some black shorts and a peach sleeveless shirt, "Tails do you have the projector?"
"Yup," Tails said as he shoved the flashdrive into his laptop and plugged the laptop into the projector. Instantly a loading screen displaying two tails showed before the file opened up on the big screen.
"Hey! That text is so tiny!"
"I can barely read that!"
"I knew I should have brought by 3-D glasses with me..."
"Yeah...wait, what?!"
Galexia cleared her throat, "No worries loyal audience, I'll just read the document out loud *ahem* 8.24.2001. OPERATION CODE: 569923.10.257 Project WANA-"
"WANA? What a wana-be name..." Sonic mumbled as Galexia glared at him before continuing to read,
"WANA or We Are Not Alone.
The general has comprised a list of a group of animals that he suggested to keep under constant surveillance as they have displayed violence or ability to become violent.
Animals include:
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, Miles Prower, Amy Rose, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA, Rouge the Bat, CREAM THE RABBIT, Vanilla the Rabbit, Vector the Crocodile, Espio the Chameleon, Charmy Bee, BIG THE CAT, CHAO, JET THE HAWK, Storm the Albatross, Wave the Sparrow, Shade the Echidna.
Animals that have/are being/been considered of commiting violent acts but since have gone missing include:
Silver the Hedgehog, Mighty the Armadillo.
Creatures that have/are being/been considered of commiting violent acts but have since been destroyed include:
Chaos (water God) Emerl, Black Arms*.
Project WANA-
Objectives: To research into, discover and terminate any organisms whom have the capability to unleash horrendous damage onto the human race or contribute to the efforts of the radical outlaw Doctor Ivo Kintobor.
Project WANA was initially created after the events of THE CHAOS INCIDENT (OPERATION CODE 44567823.11.732) but was officially established after THE ARK EVENT (OPERATION CODE 234387.12.732) had taken place. GUN has begun to investigate the possibility of there being many hidden weapons of mass destruction or organisms capable of mass destruction (such as SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG and CHAOS). Therefore GUN has created the WANA Project which is dedicated to investigating the possible animals and organisms with this capability and eliminating the organisms which pose a possible threat..." Galexia trailed off,
"Wait...so does that mean that all the chao are dead?" Galexia asked as her face grew hot from shock. That couldn't be...all of the cute chao COULDN'T be dead?...right?
"Keep on reading hun," Rouge said. Galexia nodded, "Right. Okay...these next sections are just paragraphs on all of the organisms which GUN believes has the capabilities to commit violent acts against humanity...so I'm gonna skip farther down," The stage went quiet, only for the clicking of the chao-girl's finger on the mouse-pad of the laptop, "Alright, here's something...
CHAO (pl. chao)- Tiny blue fairy like organisms that are related to the water god, CHAOS 'read above'.
Average Adult size: 8 inches to 1 ft.
Average Weight: 25-35 lbs.
Danger level: Red emerald.
Chao portray an image of selflessness and cuteness to lower the guard of predators, however research into the mythical creatures of lore has produced the theory that Chao are one of the strongest enemies against humankind.
Chao have incredibly high levels of chaos energy (almost in parallel to that of SONIC THE HEDGEHOG) and consider Chaos Emeralds and Chaos drives a source of food and nourishment. All of the chaos energy one Chao consumes on a daily basis is enough to power Casino Night zone for a day. Chao chaos consumption levels are on par with the chaos consumption levels of SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG or KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA.
Based on his or her environment, Chao can develop and gain remarkable abilities in the areas of swimming, flying, strength, speed and intelligence. If provoked Chao will rebel against the Human or Mobian owner and some diseased or 'Rabid' chao are known to become especially violent and attack. Attacks by a Rabid Chao can lead to sickness, transformation into a chao, or often, death of the owner.
Chao also have very short life-spans but can reincarnate into a stronger immortal form if well cared by the owner. These forms include, Angel Chao- a hero chao reincarnate, Chaos chao- a normal chao reincarnate, and Devil chao- a dark chao reincarnate. Chao are not to be underestimated, for their cute and cuddly countenances often hide his or her mischievous and often evil intentions and provide a great cover for his or her acts of terror against humans. This is true in the case of Chaos who looked harmless before absorbing the chaos emeralds and turning into a monster which devastated Station Square, killed thousands of civilians and costing said city over one hundred billion rings in renovation costs.
Chao, who are a part of Chaos(Water God) are not to be handled without caution. In my opinion, they are the deadliest of the potential enemies for they can win civilian support with their adorably cute features and any public execution of them would result in a severe decline in support for GUN. My recommendation is to effective immediately quarantine all chao onto an island (under the guise of a chao resort) where they then can then be disposed of accordingly- Dr. Wan Kyoubayoshi." Galexia finished reading and looked up from the computer,
"So Chao Island was actually a Chao C-C...Concentration Camp?!" The girl's eyes were filled with tears, "I can't believe this! And they even had a Chao school and everything. GUN is disgusting! Decieving the public like this is in-excusable!" Tails noticed Galexia's distraughtness at this information and took on the task of reading the rest of the file,
"Elimination Techniques-
Chao Elimination: The discussion of the elimination of Chao came to a vote with the Board of GUN. Three choices were presented to the seven board members, the seventh being the General.
Death by Toxic Gas- The gas would be a toxic boron and nitrogen combination which would posion the air, destroy the oxygen compounds and lead to a slow, painless death.
Pros- Non-painful death (The chao would only feel sleepy due to lack of oxygen before dying calmy).
Cons-Toxic gas may escape the air of the island and travel to the mainland islands
Death by Isolation- Chao are very needy animals and often die without companionship or compassion from others. Setting chao in isolation by blocking off all access to Chao Island would result in this death.
Pros- Easy to set up
Cons- Not guaranteed to destroy all chao, could result in a public outroar/ loss of support in people not being able to visit their chao on the island.
Exile- The Chao could be sent to another planet with no way to ever return to Earth and terrorize humans.
Pros- Does not result in any deaths
Cons- Most expensive
The Board was split even, with two votes for each of the three choices, leading the General to be the tie-breaker. The General chose exile, for the mass murder of these animals would not look good in the public's eye.
The Cover Up Story was as simple as creating the Chao in Space series which hid the fact that all of the chao were in space in reality. The idea was so popular that owners soon forgot about not being able to visit their chao and became obsessed with the series. The Chao were sent to an unknown planet in the Andromeda system. After the destruction of the Chao the WANA Project was terminated for the Black Arms invasion had occurred soon after."
Tails stopped reading and turned to face the chao-girl, all traces of sadness gone from her face,
"Yay! The Chao are alive!" She was so happy that she jumped up into the air, "So Chao in Space was just a cover up to hide the disappearance of all the chao?! No wonder!" The girl laughed. Tails sweatdropped,
"Uh...I thought you would be outraged by now Galexia..."
"No way! On the contrary I'm elated!"
"I'm not," Sonic's voice groaned, "So now what are we gonna do? The chao have been sent to an unknown planet CHAOS knows where-"
"Don't be such a emo Shadow-hog Sonic! This is easy! All we have to do is ask Knuckles to use the Master Emerald to track the Chaos energy that the Chao will emit and then-POOF-Off to Chao planet to see the chao!"
"Sounds easy enough," Tails smiled,
"I'm always up for galatic space travel hun," Rouge batted her eyelashes, "and I wouldn't mind seeing that old Knucklehead either,"
"You mean your boyfriend?" Sonic smirked,
Rouge continued to grin, "I don't mind you making assumptions about me Sonic, after all that' just one of the ways you deal with not being able to get a girlfriend because of your cyclops eye," Sonic's hands instantly went to his face,
"Shaddup! I am NOT a cyclops! Didn't that joke die already with the rabid chao?"
"Big Blue you just got burned so bad, a chili dog couldn't be hotter,"
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-" Tails and Galexia shouted before being interupted by TatlTails,
"Hey! I didn't spend an entire year sleeping here to see you shout all day! Now get to the flipping episode! I wanna see some cute adorable chao!" The four instantly stopped their bickering as Galexia flicked her wand, opened a portal and jumped into it, Rouge, Sonic and Tails following suite.
A few seconds after they left Cooldude1453 spoke up, "Wait...SuperSonicWarrior didn't chew Galexia out for not updating in a year!"
"Come ON SuperSonicWarrior! You had ONE JOB!"
"I can't even..."
"For the last time-NO! Vector I don't want any part in your get quick rich scheme! I have to guard my emerald!" The red echidna yelled, annoyance etched onto his countenance. Why couldn't this thick headed crocodile get it through his thick head that he didn't want to advertise his detective agency by scamming people with the elusive 'Master Emerald Perfume'
"Buddy, man, dude, come on! Its so easy! All I need you to say is The Air around the Master Emerald Gives me My Awesome Muscles! And people will be lining up in droves to buy this!"
"But its just water in a bottle! I can't scam people like that! I'm the Guardian of the Master Emerald, I have to be truthful!"
"Truthful smoothful! Come on man! Why can't ya help out your old pal Vector?"
"Yeah echidna snake woman monster? Why can't you just help out?" a high pitched voice chimed in, "If I've gotta go without TV for one more day I'm gonna go crazy!"
"CHARMY STAY OUTTA THIS!"
"WHO ARE YA CALLIN A WOMAN SNAKE MONSTER?!" The irate echidna and crocodile shouted at the same time.
Charmy laughed, "Hey, you said Woman Snake Monster not me dude,"
"RAAAAGH!" Knuckles yelled once noticing the logic in the bee's statement, Darn if he wasn't getting good at pushing his buttons.
Espio who had been invisible the entire time suddenly appeared in front of Knuckles on his knees, "Knuckes please. If you don't want to go for the scam then at least give us a couple hundred bucks. We have no heating, no AC and especially no cable and if I have to go one more day of Charmy complaining and dragging me around during 'play time' I will seriously kill him," Knuckles cringed at seeing the once strong ninja on his knees. He knew it was pretty bad when Espio started begging,
"Aw Espio, you know I would if I could...but I don't have any money." Espio let out a low moan and began to assume the position-fetal position that is.
And this is when our foursome appeared out of thin air and landed on the emerald,
"AUGH!" Knuckles let out before the mass of bodies landed on him and his emerald,
"Hey, I'm getting better at opening these!" Galexia said cheerfully as she got up and dusted off her clothes, "I didn't land on a cliff again! Yay! Hiya Knucklehead! Can I borrow the Master Emerald?"
"What?! NO! Never!" Knuckles growled as Rouge jumped off of him,
"Ew, I think I just landed on something sweaty and disgusting," Knuckles's was fuming at this point and was about to lash out at the bat when suddenly,
"Hey! You better not be talking about my Sonnikku!"
Amy appeared,
Sonic, at hearing the voice of his stalker jumped ten feet in the air, "Chaos, No! She's here too?" The blue hedgehog then got on his knees, "Chaos, help me please, don't let her stuff me in that bag again, I couldn't breath and it didn't even smell like chilidogs-" His prayers were cut off by a loud squeal, "Aw forget it."
"Sonic, I haven't seen you since The Interstellar Amusement Park! Eeeeeeee!" The rose hedgehog cried out as she glomped her favorite hero,
"That was only last chapter-' Sonic choaked out,
"One chapter was too long my love-" She said as she began to hug him even harder, breathing in his scent and remembering the smell so that she could later re-make it into a musky perfume that she could spray around her room in order to synthetically feel as if she was completely surrounded by multiple Sonics that she could hug and kiss and-
Oops, sorry, this isn't supposed to be horror...
Back to comedy...
"Granted that the last chapter WAS a year ago..." Rouge muttered. Galexia shoved her hand over her mouth,
"Let's not speak of that..."
"Wait a second...how did you even get on the island anyway?!" Tails cried out in shock, after realizing the major plothole,
"Easy," Amy smiled, "I just stole one of your flying inventions,"
"Of all the chaos emerald-Tails!" Sonic shouted, Tails sweatdropped,
"Sorry, I forgot to lock up the place! I'm only an immature teenager after all!" Galexia, after hearing the comment about immature teenager's rememebered the focus of this chapter,
"Wait wait wait! Lets get back on track! Chao Planet, remember? The chao? Knux I'm gonna take the Master Emerald okay? Lightning*-, no wait...Shadow! I need you!" The chao girl called out as she flicked her wand. In a show of glitter and sparkles a seriously pissed off Shadow appeared in a second,
"What the hell?" The ebony hedgehog growled, "I was just in the middle of-"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, nobody cares," Galexia rolled her eyes as steam began to pour from the hedgie's head, "I need your help,"
"Who says I'm gonna help you?"
Galexia shrugged, "Well, nobody really," Shadow's eyes widened in surprise,
"Really? I'm free to go then?"
"Ha, heck no! While I typed that sentence, I stole your chaos emerald!"
"Of all the chaos emeralds! God Damn it!" Shadow sweared as Galexia punched him, "K+ dummy! No cursing!" Meanwhile, Rouge and the others were elated that Shadow would be joining them on their intergalatic adventure,
"Hey its Shadow! The party really starts now," Rouge purred. Sonic grinned,
"Hey Shads-" Only to get pummeled in the face with a chaos spear,
"What did I say about the stupid names Faker?" Espio, suddenly realizing that the author was here, ran to her and grabbed her legs,
"Galexia please! I can't stand the torture! We need money!" Galexia's face softened,
"Ooh...you know its bad when Espio starts begging on his knees...tell you what? I'll help you in the next chapter if you can get Knucklehead to let me use the Master Emerald," The ninja's face contorted with relief. Espio was up in a second,his face turning cold while sending his ninja stars flying just centimeters away from the red echidna's face. Knuckles, who was once again in a heated debate with Vector and Charmy, yelped at the sudden attack and was easily pinned by the lightning fast blades,
Espio appeared out of thin air standing above the red echidna,
"Knuckles, I am not above using rabid chao torture to end my suffering," The guardian's face blanched,
"Fine!" He spat, "Do what you want Galexia! But I am supervising!" The chao girl shrugged,
"Fine by me. Shadow, I need you to sense a large spike of chaos energy out in space. Rouge, Sonic, Tails and I found a doc detailing the residing place of all chao, which were placed in space by GUN. We believe that a large spike may lead to their whereabouts and we need someone with Chaos Sense to find it,"
"What? Are you kidding me?! You brought me here for this?! Knuckles knows how to use Chaos Sense!"
"Yeah, but the female readers wanna see you cuddling with chao so I had to incorperate you in,"
Amy's eyes widened, "Tails...what are readers?"
"Nothing to concern yourself with Amy..."
Shadow grumbled as he begrudginly walked to the emerald, "I'm not doing this because you forced me, I'm doing this to go against GUN's orders about the chao,"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night..." Shadow muttered death threats under his breath as he placed a gloved hand on the emerald and closed his eyes,
"I've located a spike...grab onto me, and I can use Chaos Control to transport us there," In an instant, Sonic, Amy, Tails, Rouge, and Galexia all grabbed onto Shadow,
"Chaos..." And at the last second, Galexia grinned evily, stretched and grabbed the ends of one of Knuckles's dreads,
"Control!"
And the group was off to the planet in a flash, leaving the Chaotix alone on the island,
"...You know?" Vector spoke up, "Who ever said that we needed Knuckles's permission to say that he said this anyway?" Charmy shrugged his shoulders,
"I dunno. Hey, lets lie then! And while we're at it, lets steal Knuckles's stuff and sell it to fangirls!"
"Good idea Charmy!"
Epsio was silent as he banged his head against one of the columns of the Master Emerald shrine,
"Kill me now please...these idiots are going to be the death of me..."
The group instantly appeared on a luschious green island in the middle of what seemed like a forest. There were multiple islands floating in the middle of the air and waterfalls were cascading from said islands. Florishing flora proliferated in the area and the air was cool. All in all a chao paradise.
"So...this is where the chao are?" Sonic whistled, "I could get used to a place like this!" Galexia's eyes widened in shock as she took in the place, "Wow! That's amazing! These floating islands are almost like Angel Island!"
"Sonnikuu, let's have our honeymoon here!" Sonic growled as he felt Amy latch onto him once more,
"Tails!"
"Sorry again Sonic!" The fox sweatdropped, before his eyes boggled practically out of his head, "Look at these species!" He cried out as he ran around, inspecting the different types of flowers, "This texture! Those colors! I. NEED. SAMPLES." He let out a girly squeal before foaming at the mouth and falling to the ground twitching,
Rouge raised an eyebrow, "Is...he going to be okay?"
"Eh." Knuckles on the other hand, was fuming,
"WHAT THE FUDGE!? WHO BROUGHT ME HERE?! I HAVE TO WATCH THE MASTER EMERALD AND I LEFT IT WITH THOSE THREE IDIOTS?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" He then saw Galexia out of the corner of his eye and began to charge at her, "GALEXIA!" Galexia was shocked out of her awe of the planet after hearing the bellow of his voice and shrieked-
And in a second, hoards of chao were among them, in a battle stance,
Everyone stopped moving as a familiar brown chao made its way through the hoard,
"CHOCOLA?!"
"Aww Chaos! I knew I should've brought Cream!"
"This is an episode about CHAO! Why wouldn't you bring Cream?!" The brown chao interrupted the bickering,
"Welcome to Chao Planet, intruders! Now say your final words before I unleash the rabid dark chao on you," The screen paneled to focus on the shambling dark mess of giggling chao in one of the conors of the trees and the entire group blanched,
Galexia stood up, "Wait wait wait! You've got it all wrong! We've been looking all over the place for you guys! We come in peace-" She shook her head, wrong approach, "Hold on a sec..."She then pulled out her wand and flicked it, and in a poof of dust she herself turned back into her hero-chao form. All of the chao's eyes widened and Chocola gasped,
"Incredible...another chao...Welcome then Sister...?"
"Galexia," the girl smiled, "We've been looking all over the place for you guys...Cream's been worried sick and Cheese misses you so much Chocola...and I can't even begin to describe the amount of anguish all the other owners feel about their missing chao," Chocola gasped as tears went to his eyes,
"Cream...Cheese...I have missed them too, but my place is here..."
Tails rubbed his chin, "Wait a second...how can you speak english if you're a chao?" Chocola smiled,
"The air on this planet allows the breath to speak in any toungue."
"If we bottled this up and sold it, it would be the best selling language learner since Chaosetta Stone!"
Tails was about to fangirl once more at the scientific possiblities, of analyzing this mysterious air when Sonic interupted him,
"Wait...is that...Speedy?!" He said in shock. Almost everyone had had a chao in the Chao Garden before it had been closed down and Sonic was no exception. Sonic's gaze pointed to a mini-Sonic speed chao with one red eye and one black eye. The chao's eyes widened before his face lit up and he jumped from the crowd,
"Chao!"
"Speedy!" Time seemed to slow as the two shouted as they jumped into each other's arms and were re-united once more. The other members of the Sonic gang soon also began to recognize their chao from the crowd,
"Nicky!"
"Techno!"
"Sapphire!"
"Aztec!"
"Maria!"
Many more names were called out as chao and owners called out names and were re-united. Chocola smiled at the heartfelt re-union and made a signal for the army to stand down.
"Alright friends...let us go into the clearing so that we may all catch up," Chocola suggested and the group nodded, their respective chao in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, everyone was playing/cuddling with their chao as Galexia and Chocola sat down to chat,
"So Chocola...can you give me your perspective on what happened?" The chao girl asked,
"Well...all we remember was the night we left...Scary people wearing all black broke off the bridge that led to the mainland before stuffing us all in cages. Once we were all caged they left...and then there was this really fast feeling...like being on a rollercoaster...or running with Sonic...same feeling...and we all passed out...and then the next thing we saw was this place..." Chocola's eyes teared up "...this happened right after the Metal Sonic incident and Cream wanted to put me in the Chao Garden in order to relax and this happens..." The little chao stifiled back tears, "No matter...Anyway, because I was the one with the most battle experience, I decided to take charge and lead the group, in this strange place. Speedy's been my right hand man- er chao for this entire ordeal...but most of the Chao are still suffering from heartbreak ever since losing their owners and losing touch with Chaos..."
Galexia's expression became thoughtful, "You know, once Tails stops fan-girling, I'm sure he could build a transporter like the one they had in that hotel that would allow people to come here to see their chao...That way you could see Cream again whenever you wanted too," Chocola gasped,
"Galexia, you're a genius!"
"Well, I try, I try," He got up from the siting position on the ground,
"I must tell the rest this news! Everyone will be so overjoyed!" Chocola smiled widly before running off. Galexia smiled before turning to her audience,
"Well...I'm gonna end the chapter here, cause I also wanna play with my chao. Next up, we visit the Chaotix and help out poor Espio! Chao Chao!" She said before the screen turned dark,
Haaaaaaaaah...one year...
H-Hi guys- *gets killed by raging readers*
Okay okay okay...I didn't make promises so you cant get mad for that...but would you be even madder if I told you that I had this almost finished in February? *Gets brought back to life by Chaos regeneration and is then killed again by machete*
Okay okay...well this mostly took so long because I had to remember how to write comedy again and I think this chapter was funnier...? The beginning was depressing, but the middle was funnier right? Well, I'm rusty on comedy... :P
This chapter was more plot-hole and sentimental than humor and silliness cause really, how can all these hoards of chao go missing for more than 10 years and nobody ever find them? There's gotta be some elaborate solution, which is how I came up with baby...
Umm...no promises cause Junior year is the hardest year of them all...but If I get done with a chapter, then I'll upload it asap...no promises though! I hope the long-ness makes up for the wait! This is actually one of the longest chapter's I've had for plotholes...yay!
KK baii *runs before the dark chao can get her and sink their teeth into her flesh...*
***The Lighting reference was a allusion to one of my one-shots The Misadventures of Lightning. It's really funny so check it out, if you need a humor fix!
Chao Chao for now!
Galexia