A/N: This update was beta read by the awesome Victoria! All shall bow down to her awesome reviewieness!
"Alright peoples! The reviews are not closed yet! But I need to give ya'll a little up datey poo!"
Megan said happily as she relaxed in a plastic lawn chair with a Pepsi in hand.
"Oh gods, I'm in for it, aren't I?" Hiccup groaned from the chair next to her. After being dubbed the fan girl's team mate, he had been stuck with her 24/7.
"Oh sweet Oz! I'm not that bad!" Megan stated, knitting her eye brows together.
"Sweet Oz?" Hiccup questioned, looking at her as if she had just turned into a Zippleback.
"Your response is vetoed!"
"What?"
"Sclinceo pro favor! Woo Hoo! Spanish is paying off!" Megan stopped suddenly and looked at the camera, "Sorry we're getting a little off topic here!"
She grabbed a plain clipboard from the table next to her, "The teams stand just how I have written them about three seconds ago!
Astrid is going to be paired with Victoria! Who is incognito as Victoria2015! O-o-o very secret name!" Megan laughed, "Love it!"
Astrid could be heard groaning from a distance. And by distance, we mean right behind where Megan was sitting,
"Oh it's not that bad! At least you're not stuck with me!" Meg laughed, whacking the clipboard with the back of her hand, only to pull it back abruptly and shake it in pain.
"At least you're not stuck with her!" Hiccup said full of self-pity.
"Alright! Ruffnut is going to be paired with Megcull!" Megan continued, taking another sip of her drink.
"Yes! Ruffnut yelled, thrusting her fists in the air, "I get someone with a cool name!"
Tuffnut just did a face palm.
"Tuffnut, I believe someone called dibs on you, but I didn't write down or could track them down, but I know they did!" Megan walked over to the camera and tapped the lens, "Hey! If you're out there and you called dibs on Tuffnut first…I forgot who you were, hurry up and PM me! Or else I might give him to someone else!" Meg winked at the camera, "Yes you, you know I'm talking to you! Told ya I wouldn't give it away!"
"Don't talk about me like I'm not a person!" Tuffnut yelled, stomping towards Megan, only to be blocked by an angry looking Night Fury, "Toothless, get out of here!" Tuffnut spat at the dragon, "I have some business to deal with, with this fan…girl…person…what ever the heck she is!"
The camera swiveled, to show the real Toothless sitting by a Kio pond, attempting to get the fish.
"Hey! Get your head out of there! Don't eat Phil!" Megan called to the Night Fury.
"Phil?" All of the characters questioned
"Never mind! That's another story! The Fury you just yelled at is my to-be-named-when-I-can-find-a-cool-enough-name-in-Lord-of-the-Rings dragon. So don't call him Toothless!"
Everyone just stared at the blonde.
"Alright…now I'm feeling uncomfortable." Megan shrank a little in her seat before getting up and running behind a tree, "And lastly, Snotlout is paired with-"
"Ha! I do have a fan!" Snotlout called in triumph.
Megan shot him a glare, "Actually they are only stuck with you because Astrid was already taken! Oh! Get OWNED!"
Snotlout shrank a little bit, Astrid only laughed.
"Why am I so popular?" She asked through giggles.
"No! Don't say that word! You don't know what Meg will do when she-" Hiccup started, only to be cut off by Megan singing loudly. And by that we mean screaming at the top of her lungs.
"POPULAR! You're gonna be pop-u-lar! I'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys! Little ways t-"
"Will you SHUT UP!" Tuffnut screamed
Megan shrank back behind the tree again, only to poke her head out sheepishly, "Um, Fishlegs…Because I haven't really let you say anything, do you want to say who Snotlout is paired with?"
Fishlegs paused and looked up from the Dragon Manuel, "Okay! Snotlout is paired with HTTYD228!" He stopped and looked at Meg, who mouthed, "Read what's on the bottom."
Legs squinted and said quietly, "Who has yet to give me a name."
Megan gave him a thumbs up and took the clip board from him, "Alright that's al-"
"Wait! Wait! I want to say goodbye!" Fishlegs called suddenly, causing everyone to jump.
"Alright…" Megan sighed.
"That's all for now bye!" Fishlegs threw the book at the camera.
But alas, Megan still got the last words…which were…
"Fishlegs! SHIZ! That's not how you turn it off!"
The camera went black.