Lucifer frowned- where was he-? It was like he was in the middle of a section of woods...

'Zoey...'

His scowl deepened. 'Show yourself freak!' He called out into the forest. There was a pause, then-

'Who are you?'

Lucifer scowled again. 'You first.'

The voice rang out, proud and majestic.

'I am Kalona.'

Lucifer raised an eyebrow at the beings attempt to sound powerful.

'And?' Lucifer sneered, still casting an eye around for the thing. 'I'm the devil! Beat that!'

The voice was silent, then there was a light thump., and Lucifer turned around to face a bare chested... angel-?

'You are an abomination.' Lucifer just said, eyes narrowed.

Kalona scowled. 'Excuse me? You don't talk to someone like-'

'I'll talk to you however I want!' Lucifer exploded, then snapped his fingers, making Kalona's jet black raven wings spread out behind him.

Lucifer's eyebrow rose further. 'A pale imitation.' he said. Kalona growled, is amber eyes narrowed. 'The devil? I think not...'

Lucifer snarled and sent him flying backwards from a sudden gust of wind, causing Kalona to smash into a tre. Folding his wings as he stood up, he glared at Lucifer.

'Nyx will have something to say about this.' he growled, long black hair waving lightly in the wind.

Lucifer sniggered. 'Nyx? The goddess of night-? Ha! My younger brother took great pleasure in defiling your so called goddess.'

Kalona just stared, amber eyes wide. 'Your lying!' He yelled, his wings snapping open.

Lucifer sighed. 'I don't lie thanks.'

Kalona was snarling, and advancing on Lucifer, who stood his ground as the angel-thing-weirdo came right up to him. 'Take that back demon.' he growled.

Lucifer grinned, then looked at the "angels" wings.

'Hmm...' lucifer said, putting his hands together. 'Some human girl would love to wear them at halloween...'

Kalona the fallen angel suddenly became...

Kalona the wingless angel.

Lucifer vanished, taking the wings with him.

Zoey finally appeared, and stared at the wingless angel. Kalona looked up at her approach.

'Wha-?' Zoey said in shock. Kalona didn't meet her eyes as he said.

'I got bashed by the devil.. and my goddess did an Archangel...'

Zoey stared.

What the hell?

It was halloween night, and Lucifer walked through the streets, the children wearing costumes and trying to look like demons.

He smirked, the wings in his hands.

'You there-' he called to a girl in a little black dress. She looked startled, but stopped and said. 'Yes.

Lucifer grinned and handed her the wings.

'Here-' he said, then vanished, making the girl scream and drop the wings as they twitched.

The whole village was in a state of panic and disorder for the rest of the night...

And Kalona never got his wings back.

Yep! A one shot piss-take of Kalona from the House of Night books meeting Lucifer out of Supernatural lmao! Just a random idea that popped into my head- Reviews much loved! X Nic