Okay, so...I'm just saying this ahead of time. I'm incredibly bored, and this one might not make any sense at all. But oh well.. I was bored .

Matt swore he didn't mean to do it. His arms were too weak. He couldn't possibly lift the blonde up on his own.

"Oh my god. Mels, are you alright?"

"Where am I? Who are you? Who am I?" Mello asked as he sat up on the floor. He just fell from the ground.

"Fuck." Matt said.

This was what happened:

"Matt!" Mello called out.

"Yes, Mels?"

"I'm out of chocolate. Get me some from the kitchen."

Matt sighed. "Okay…"

Five minutes later, Matt returned to their room empty handed. He was panting.

"Well?"

"I'm sorry master, I failed. It was too high for me to reach. I swear I fucking tried to reach it."

Mello groaned. "Fine, I guess I'll have to help."

The two went to the kitchen. They all stared at the cupboard which was approximately twenty feet from the ground.

"Why did they move it all the way up there?" Mello asked while glaring at the cupboard.

"I didn't even know they had a cupboard that high. It's amazing."

"And they choose to put all the chocolates in it." Mello looked at Matt. "I need to get those chocolates."

Matt stared at Mello unbelievingly. "You can't possibly be serious. That's too high, Mels. How could you possibly reach it? It's absurd!"

"You're gonna help me of course."

"You're not thinking what I'm thinking right? 'Cause that's too dangerous."

"Hmm…We are thinking of the same thing."

….

And so there they were. Mello made him his stand. The blonde stood on Matt's entwined palms so he could be high enough to reach the cupboard. But no…The red head just had to be so weak that he lost balance, which caused Mello to fall.

"Oh my god I'm so screwed up." Matt said. "Okay…We should probably get help. Even though it would bring us so much trouble."

"No, you're not leaving until you answer my questions." Mello said.

"Alright, alright. First off…Your name is Mello. But that's just an alias. Your real name is Mihael Keehl." Matt said and he made sure that he whispered the Mihael Keehl part.

"Why do I have an alias?" Mello asked.

"It's to keep everyone from knowing your real name. Duh." Matt said. He then proceeded to answer the blonde's following questions. He's concluded that the blonde might be suffering from temporary amnesia due to the fall. So he guessed that it probably wouldn't be any harm to play a little. "My name is Matt. We've been in this orphanage since…I don't remember since when. Anyway, we're in love with each other and we have sex every night." Heh. This is fun.

"So we're gay?"

"Yes."

"Is that all I have to know?"

"Oh, I almost forgot, I'm the seme. And you always cosplay every night for my entertainment!" Matt said with a grin.

"Okay that's it. Stop screwing around Matt. Gosh, I put up this little act and you say all of these things. "

"So…You don't have temporary amnesia?" Shit.

"Just who do you think I am Matt? I won't get amnesia from a little fall."

"So…Does that mean I'm in trouble?"

"Fuck yeah. Seme? Cosplay? We have sex every night? In your dreams, Matty."

Matt sighed. "I'll go and tie myself up in our room then…" (A/N: For you know.. "Punishment" xD)

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