"Master?" the eleventh incarnation asked with shock.

The Doctor's frenemy stomped up to stand two feet in front of his rival. Before The Doctor could overcome the shock that the other Time Lord was still alive, and that he still had the same face and bleached blonde hair, and still wearing the same black sweatshirt, the Master surprised him even further. The former Prime Minister circled him several times. Then he grabbed his left arm, stretching it out to its full length and measuring it with his eyes before letting go of the tweed sleeve and allowing it to drop. Then he tugged at an earlobe, and then stood right in front of him, so that their chests were touching, and put his hand sideways upon the Doctor's head and brought it back to where it came to on his own body, about right under his chin.

Stepping back he looked down into the Doctor's eyes and loudly shouted, "Too short!" before stomping away back down the flight of stairs to their right.

"I think that's the first time he's been completely disappointed with me," The Doctor murmured to River on his right.

Disclaimer: This author would appreciate it that all disclaiming of her not owning the Whoniverse and all subcategories therein excluding for the stuff inside her own head should be done in your head, so that your imagination could come up with something that will always be better than her own disclaimers.

Author's Note: It is amazing what comes out of listening to "Overtake You" by RED, then imagining a Youtube video in her own head of a video of the Master and the Doctor, and then this plunny ninjas itself into her head. I think ninja can be a verb as much as it can be a noun.

Sooooooo….I'm suffering from Whovian and Holmesian withdrawals. Anybody who hasn't seen the BBC version of Sherlock Holmes (titled simply "Sherlock") needs to do so twelve seconds ago. I COMMAND YOU! Watch it! Find it somewhere and just do it! If you have seen it already, then huzzah, for you are like me and cannot believe that we have to wait until Autumn 2011 for more episodes. I KNOW, RIGHT? -sigh-….-then experiences random mood swing to happy- So I would love it for Eleven to meet Simm!Master. It would be amazing. Cause they've done things like that before. Five, Six, and Seven all had the same Master, so why can't Ten and Eleven?

Now that I think about it…did I imply Ten/Simm!Master in this fic? –ish confused and slightly happy- Didn't mean too, I guess it just happened. Know what else I noticed? I make a lot of my Author's Notes as long as my actual fics. I promise to stop doing that.

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