A/N: So, this was actually inspired by this fic (.net/s/6371811/1/LostBook) by LostInLost18, who kindly gave me permission to use the same concept with Lie to Me. Mine is less parody, more "omgwhatiftheyhadFacebook", but hopefully it's equally enjoyable. Have fun reading!
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Cal Lightman has poked Gillian Foster.
Gillian Foster thinks Cal Lightman is going to get an orange slushie to the face if he pokes her again.
Eli Loker likes this.
Cal Lightman Watch it, Loker. Remember who signs your paychecks, yeah? And what is this slushie business, love, are we on that Glee program now?
Gillian Foster commented on Cal Lightman's status.
Gillian Foster You…watch Glee?
Cal Lightman Only cause Em has it on all the time, don't go makin' fun. And I actually rather like that Kurt fellow, he can really carry a tune.
Eli Loker is laughing endlessly. P.S. - Foster signs my checks.
Ria Torres and Emily Lightman like this.
Cal Lightman Is there a dislike button around here? Or maybe a 'you're fired' button?
Eli Loker commented on Cal Lightman's status
Eli Loker Check with Donald Trump. Bet he can make that happen.
Gillian Foster likes this.
Ben Reynolds is healing nicely. Thanks to all for the cards and flowers.
Gillian Foster, Ria Torres, Eli Loker, and Emily Lightman like this.
Gillian Foster and Cal Lightman commented on Ben Reynolds' status.
Gillian Foster Glad to hear you're doing well, Ben.
Cal Lightman Quite the trooper, you are. Hang in there, eh?
Cal Lightman wrote on Eli Loker's wall.
Cal Lightman Bein' a smart-arse won't get you a raise, Loker. Quit flirting with Foster.
Eli Loker wrote on Gillian Foster's wall.
Eli Loker Hey Gillian, wanna go out for dinner and some sex later? Lightman just gave me the go-ahead, I think he thinks we'd be an AWESOME couple.
Gillian Foster, Ria Torres, Emily Lightman, and Ben Reynolds like this.
Cal Lightman is about to rip Loker's curly locks from his head. Oops, did I type that out loud?
Eli Loker likes this.
Cal Lightman commented on his status.
Cal Lightman You aren't allowed to like that, you arse!
Eli Loker But it's funny. You're funny. I love you.
Gillian Foster thinks she'd better stop laughing before Cal kills her with his glare.
Emily Lightman lives in a world filled with crazy people…and they all work at the Lightman Group.
Ben Reynolds likes this.
Ria Torres commented on Emily Lightman's status.
Ria Torres Hey now, that's not fair. I'm only crazy because they make me that way.
Eli Loker is hot for Gillian's bod.
Gillian Foster and Emily Lightman like this.
Gillian Foster has poked Eli Loker.
Gillian Foster wrote on Eli Loker's wall.
Gillian Foster Bet you liked that ;)
Eli Loker shared a link on Gillian Foster's profile.
Eli Loker MUSE Can't take my eyes off you LYRICS .com/watch?v=HIdIOXNzlRw
Gillian Foster likes this.
Eli Loker and Gillian Foster are in an open relationship.
Emily Lightman is laughing too hard for words right now. Finally understand the true meaning of LOL.
Cal Lightman …Loker's got a death wish, apparently.
Eli Loker thinks Lightman should just ask her out, already.
Emily Lightman and Ria Torres like this.
Eli Loker and Gillian Foster went from being "in an open relationship" to "single".
Cal Lightman likes this.
Cal Lightman commented on Eli Loker's status.
Cal Lightman Mind your own bloody business, would ya?
Cal Lightman wrote on Gillian Foster's wall.
Cal Lightman Have a drink with me tonight, love? Maybe some dinner to go along with it?
Gillian Foster commented on Cal Lightman's wall post.
Gillian Foster Love to, but I've got a hot date with Loker.
Eli Loker and Emily Lightman like this.
Gillian Foster wrote on Cal Lightman's wall.
Gillian Foster Only kidding, don't kill Loker. Thai, Indian, Chinese, or Italian?
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Emily Lightman Indian! Can I come?
Cal Lightman Sorry, love, adults only.
Emily Lightman Dad and Gillian are currently making out on our front porch. Slightly disturbing, but MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, guys!
Eli Loker and Ria Torres like this.