SOOOOO sorry about the late update. im really trying to finish this for all of you, but things are so crazy right now and ive sort of lost my drive to write this x.x (but tht doenst mean the end will be any less amazing than how i had it planed since the beginning!

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Ch 9: what can go wrong, will

Kyo P.O.V

A god of death and a butler: fighting over me. Was this good? Was this completely ludicrous? I couldn't tell. All I could concentrate on was my head being held against Sebastian's chest in a possessive manner. It pleased me so much. But this girl…I decided to look over at her, not liking how my arm felt being tugged on and being called 'her future hubby.' I sent a glare that could melt the artic and freeze Hawaii at the same time.

"Let go of my arm before I hurt you!" I growled. She giggled at me. Giggled!

"Ohhh, Prince Kyo is so bad-ass. He even threatens a shinigami!" she cooed, face aglow. "I like, I like~!" the girl purred, leaning up to place a kiss on my cheek. I was about to shove her off and say a few choice words but something flung her back against the wall with a loud thump. I blinked in shock. In a fraction of a second, Sebastian had the girl pinned up against the far wall by the front of her dress. The girl smiled wickedly at him. "Aw, did I strike a nerve? Or do you just want me all to your self?" Jessica went to knee him in the stomach but Sebastian easily dodged it.

"It is simply that I can not allow for a creature such as yourself to touch what is mine." Said Sebastian, coolly. He called me his…

Sebastian P.O.V

Yes, Kyo was mine. No silly 'God of Death" was going to take him from me. She pulled out a whip with thorns from out of nowhere, suddenly, and lashed at me. I wasn't expecting it and the weapon clipped my shoulder. I felt my shoulder sting and the skin start to sizzle before my body began to try and repair it self. Poison? I would have expected no less, I suppose. I smirked at my opponent.

"You think you can poison a demon?" I scoffed. Were they uneducated? She simply shrugged.

"It was worth a shot!" The shinigami lunged at me again in a series of fast—nearly invisible—swift attacks. Had I not been capable of inhuman speed myself, I would be dead by now. Hundreds more strikes from that whip came at me, licking at my skin and tearing my clothing. I shot glares at the shinigami. How dare she tarnish my clothing so heartlessly? I would have to repair it immediately. A second weapon joined in, a chainsaw, and nearly caught me in the back. It was followed by a familiar laugh from a certain redhead that I have come to despise.

"Hey Sebas-Chan!" He squeaked from behind me. I shuttered, turning slightly to see my other opponent.

"Grell, what are you doing here?" his eyelashes flutter.

"I'm just here for the party! I'm in the Fan Club, too, you know~" my eye twitches. He was after Kyo, too?

"How revolting." I retorted, lunging at the red-head and successfully striking him in the jaw with my foot. With the two of them attacking me, I had all to do but to avoid that thorn whip.

"Sebas-!" My master was trying to call me but the sound was muffled.

"Shut it, you little shrimp!" cried another voice. I turned to see what was happening to the young master. It was that brunette shinigami: she was tying him up.

"Hey, never take your attention off of your opponent!" Before I could react, that whip struck me across my back. I should have seen this coming. How did she get me so easily? I dropped to my knees.

"Those toys of yours are such a, hah, nuisance." I muttered, feeling my vision fog. Even for a demon like me, supernatural toxins are not to be taken lightly, especially with a direct hit like that. Fuck: I couldn't see strait anymore.

MEANWHILE, at the Phantomhive household…. (no p.o.v btw)

Hatori's fingers hesitate for a moment, a bead of sweat on his brow. Finally, he chooses the best card for the situation. "Go fish."

Tanaka, being the master thinker that he is, draws a card and lays down his last pair, winning the game.

"Well played, Tanaka. Well played."

"Ho ho ho."

Kyo P.O.V

How long had it been since everything happened? At least an hour, now. I was bored….and shirtless. Shirtless and bored. I was sitting next to Sebastian who had been left out on the floor. And what of Yuki and Ciel? They were cuddling happily in a corner. But not me; my partner was napping, err, being all unconscious and what not. Suppose I could cuddle with him, too, but…nah that would just look weird. Still…

"That's a warm hand you have there." Said the sleeping Sebastian. Wait, sleeping? I think not. Startled, I went to withdraw my hand from his face but he caught my wrist and continued to rest his hand in my palm. "Where did the shinigami go? What happened?" he asked, his lips the only thing that had moved.

"Well…" I began, trying to think of where to begin.

(epic flashback time)

When Sebastian fell to the floor in an unconscious mess, Grell became upset.

"Why did you hurt my Sebas? I was gonna do it, Jess!" he wailed, swooping down to hug the limp body.

"Oh hush, Grell-kun. Lets just collect the prince's and go, kay?"

"Right!" exclaimed Marissa, who had just finished tying up the young Earl, who was voicing some rather unkind muffled words. The girls—and Grell— advanced towards the two, Yuki and Kyo, who were ready to fight off the death gods. The brunette grabbed a glaring Yuki by the front of his shirt. "Let's go~" The blonde one, Jessica, grabbed onto Kyo, who had resorted to thrashing about. Just to make things easier, the girls embraced them in order to turn them into animals.

"Let us go!" Yuki said, wriggling in her grasp.

"Your gonna love being my hubby~" said the blonde to the cat, rubbing the ears.

"Off to the fan club!" they sang together, Grell having successfully slung Sebastian over his shoulder.

"Dispatches Grell, Marissa, and Jessica: there you are. I have been searching all over and here you are collecting cursed humans and a demon, how distressing." The three turned to the voice. As expected, William T. Spears was there to spoil the fun. He used the tip of his scythe push up his glasses. "Honestly, I expected this sort of behavior from Sutcliff, but the two of you, as newly promoted reapers, should know better." The voice droned.

"Aw, Will, you're such a mood kill!" Cried Marissa: a pissed Yuki trying to pry his way out of the shinigami's hands.

"Just put them down already so we can leave." William said in an irritable tone. The tree bowed their heads in shame, dropping the ones in their arms and crossing them. Yuki ran off to gnaw at the ropes that bound Ciel while Kyo sent nasty glares at the lot of them and ran off to Sebastian. Man, things really sucked without Sebastian awake to help.

The quad of shinigami left, heads bowed in shame and annoyance. Once Yuki had finished removing the bindings, Ciel was speechless. He stared down at the little grey rat that his date had turned into. What a sight it was to see the young Earl of Phantomhive be in shock. "Yuki?" he questioned, his voice just above a whisper. The rat nodded, clearly giving up on hiding it. Ciel carefully scooped him up in his hands. "I have the strangest feeling of déjà vu."

"Well you might not want to hold me for long…" Yuki muttered, thinking only of the impending transformation.

Ciel cocked an eyebrow. "Why not?" Just as the question slipped from his lips, Yuki changed in a puff of smoke, ending up on his knees in the nude.

"That's why…" Muttered Yuki as his face turned a deep shade of red. Ciel was also red in the face by this point, making a great effort to suppress the impending erection. Highly embarrassed, Yuki went to put his boxers back on along with his jacket. After getting dressed, he went back to Ciel, unsure of what to say. Eventually, they began to hold each other, waiting for something. What exactly, they had no idea. Clearly there was no going anywhere with one of the crucial characters in their group unconscious.

While those two cuddled, Kyo had changed back, put Yuki's pants back on, and went to retrieve his dress and wig from out in the dance hall. Thankfully, no one had touched them or even questioned him upon their retrieval.

"Ah, so that's what happened." Sebastian said thoughtfully with a nod. I nodded along with him.

"Yup. So now you see how it all played out."

"Indeed, I'm glad we have those flash backs available."

"Agreed." We sat in silence for a long moment before I decided that I wanted to go back to the mansion. "We should go."

Soon after that was said, I found myself having to give Yuki his pants back so I could put the dress back on. (Accept this time; I didn't put the corset back on.) We made it back to the mansion in no time via horse drawn carriage. We managed to find Haru but Finny, Momiji, and Alois were nowhere to be seen. Eh, I'm sure they were fine. They would probably show up later anyway.

At the moment, I was in my room, about ready to peel myself out of that wrenched dress. I reached behind me for the zipper but stopped when a soft tune started up and a pair of arms took me from behind. I knew who this was as soon as I heard the music.

"I'm sorry the night went to hell." He said softly. "Can I get one more dance before the night is over?"

"Sure." I responded, quietly. He turned me around in his arms and we began a slow waltz. I should have been happy while we danced, but all I could think about was having to go back home soon. After all, the mission was complete: they didn't know of the curse and we didn't have to worry about the family head laying on some heavy punishment.

"Why the long face, kitten?" He asked.

"Nothing. I was just thinking about-" I stopped in mid sentence. "You just called me kitten." I stated. He hadn't called me that since he lost his memory.

"That I did." He smirked. "I am one hell of an actor, after all."

"But…does that mean…you have all of your memories?" I was so confused.

"Well…I think I do…maybe you should help me out with that." He leaned in close and licked my ear. I shivered under the touch.

"M-maybe I could." I said as firmly as I could. Before I realized it, the back of my legs hit the bed and I was pushed onto it. Warm lips crashed into mine as we shared our first kiss in a long while. It lasted for a long time, but eventually I needed to catch my breath. "Anything yet?" I asked between gasps. He shook his head.

"Not yet. I'm afraid this could take a while." And that was all that I needed to hear.

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