This kinda hit me while I was driving to class. Got it out in, like, half an hour. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho
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Touya marched determinedly to Jin's room with a piece of paper, a nail and a hammer, Shishiwakamaru and Suzuki following. They passed Chu who trailed after them drunkenly. Reaching his destination Touya nailed the piece of paper to the door.
The four demons stared at it
10 Things Jin Is Not Allowed To Do1. Take over the Four Saint Beasts' Castle and rename it 'Jin's Epic Castle of Awesomeness'…
2. … then move in and proclaim himself 'His Royal Majesty: Jin the Supreme Master God' and thus is the ruler of the three worlds…
3. … and try to convince other demons that he really is 'His Royal Majesty: Jin the Supreme Master God' and that they should be his loyal followers…
4. … or stalk the ferry girls and tell them that since he really is 'His Royal Majesty: Jin the Supreme Master God' he is above Enma and therefore he is their boss and they need to do his bidding…
5. … after terrorizing mortals by floating above their head, informing them that he is 'His Royal Majesty: Jin the Supreme Master God' and if they don't become his minions he will eat their souls.
6. Replace Chu's booze with apple juice…
7. … and spike other people's drinks with Chu's stolen booze.
8. Consume more than half an iota of sugar, caffeine or alcohol.
9. In an overly suggestive manner tell others he can take them on the ride of their life, even if he's only referring to taking them flying, and especially if he's referring to sex.
10. Have any sort of unsupervised contact with Urameshi
"That doesn't even cover a tenth of what that idiot does,"Shishiwakamaru complained.
"Its enough to stop him from doing the worst things," Suzuki.
"Don't worry. I'm working on more," Touya said.
"My poor booze," Chu mumbled.