Author's Note..I've been looking at some prompts on the Glee Angst and came upon this prompt were Puck turns into a dog or cat and Kurt takes care of him and Puck's sees this different side of Kurt. It reminded of The Shaggy Dog with Tim Allen. But I see Puck turning into a Siberian Husky. It is a weird story but it will result in Puck/Kurt at the end. And I've been typing out this story based on a episode from That 70's Show too. I don't own Glee, Ryan Murphy does and he is genius. But tell me what you think. I haven't done angst-ie stuff. So please tell me your thoughts.
A cold, lonely night Puck decided to get out of the house and go for walk. He had done so for almost two weeks now. This year, everyone was seeing him as a loser on Glee Club. Even though he was still on the football team. People hardly feared him anymore and even though he didn't want to admit it to Jacob and his dumbass blog but he was still hung over for Quinn. And he would never admit this to anyone but he wanted so bad to hold his baby girl. It hurt, deep inside. Over the summer he had his pool cleaning business but it didn't feel right to sex any of the cougars. They even begged on their knees for him to 'get the job done' This just wasn't Puck's year. The new kid, Sam wouldn't really talk to him. And the guys hardly hung out with him. Puck was really down on life. But he wasn't going to show his emotions. Like Hummel usually does, Puck goes to school with his head held high and showing no emotion what-so-ever. He walked through the central park and sat on the bench, watching the leaves dance across the floor. At this time his mom would check on Sara, head down stairs and open a bottle of Jack. A stray dog came up to Puck's knee and stared at him. Puck made contact with the dog's light blue eyes. A second went by and the eyes of the dog changed to a flashing green. It was hypnotic. The dog then ran away. Puck shrugged and then got back to his house and got in some hours before school the next day.
Once the morning came, the sun was beaming through the blinds, Puck stretched his body out on the bed and got up to go to the bathroom. After taking a piss he stared into the mirror. His eyes were different today. He looked closer and then the same flash of green came in his eyes. He jumped and shook it off. He got out of his pants and into the shower. The hot water was riffing onto his muscles and he scrubbed his body with his axe shower wash. There was this undying itch behind his ear he kept scratching. He got out to see Sara bouncing around waiting for the bathroom.
"Noah what's wrong with your ear?" She asked. Puck felt his ear, it was long and had fur on it. He covered it and got into his room. He want to his closet mirror. It was a pointed up dog ear. He screamed and tripped over his kilts. He sighed and then reached to get one shoe from his back and felt a tail. Big, fluffy, and white. He looked back and thought it was a husky type of tail. He scrambled to his feet, got a shirt on and told Sara to hurry up. He always took her to school. "So, Noah how's your ear?"
"It's fine, I was..." Think Puck, think "Glee Club is doing a halloween special performance and I forgot to take off one of my ear's for my costume." Like that was going to work. His sister was smart for her age. Top of the class.
"Sounds exciting." She exclaimed then hooped out of the truck. He waited to see her near her friends and enter the building. Then drove off. He had the weirdest temptation to stick his head out of the open window. He looked in his rear-view mirror and saw a black dog nose growing in. He screamed and swerved the truck into the other lane. He regained his composure and focused on the road. He finally got to school and walked past his friends. All calling out for him with Jacob and his nerd friends by them. He couldn't ignore them, they counted on him for further instructions with the nerds. He got to the huge gathering.
"You seem unease Puckerman." Jacob spoke. "Is Quinn Fabary not giving any?" The others laughed and Puck grawled. Straight up grawled a loud, deep thoart grawl.
"I was going to let you and your stupid friends off the hook today. Azimio, Karofsky do your worst to these losers." With cue the nerds were one by one in the dumpster trying to kick away. Puck left them and went into the school. Tina and Artie were rolling their way to Puck and his locker.
"Hey Puck, we were thinking of doing this song for Glee and want you in for a guitar solo." Artie asked. Tina just nodded. He thought the two were broken up. And Tina was with Mike.
"Uh..I'm not sure if I'm going to Glee rehearsal today. I have some...family issues right now." Puck replied.
"Oh..it's cool." Tina said. She turned Artie around. "Maybe we can ask Sam" Great now Sam was the top gun around here. He should have said yes. But this thing with the whole ear and tail deal was really freaking him out. It was around third hour when he felt the same sensation to scratch his ear like this morning. He scratched it with the end of his pencil for just two seconds and he could feel it change on him. He couldn't stop he kept itching it and his leg was going crazy. His foot hitting the tile of the floor, pulling the attention to him. Everyone was staring including the teacher. The teacher told him he could go see the nurse. He covered his ear with his hand and just up and left the room. He ran fast to the nearest bathroom but before entering Finn caught his eye.
"Hey Puck" For some reason Finn looked super pissed. He hadn't done anything. Well he wolf whistled at Rachel before second period but, he thought it was the his dog mind. Of course he sniffed Santana's hair shortly afterward. Man he was just as peverted as a dog too.
"Hey Finn what's going on?" Puck asked nervously still covering his ear. Finn shoved him into the wall of lockers. Finn's nostrils were flaring.
"Why in the world would lead Rachel on like you did this morning?" Finn snarled.
"I...I didn't mean it. It just came out" Puck panicked. He didn't want to fight with Finn. Not after he tried to pound his face about Quinn's baby.
"Well I guess it doesn't mean anything if I punch you then." Finn yelled. "I can tell Rachel has been dreaming about you. She has never had that gazed look of day dreams for me."
"She is always crazy for you man." He replied.
"That doesn't explain her asking me to gain 20 pounds of muscles and abs. And her asking about my ethnicity." Finn balled his fist and gave Puck's face a nice red mark to bruise later. He gripped Puck's wrist and twisted it hard and then tried snapping it back. Puck whimpered and then Finn gave a final punch to Puck's right eye. "Don't do it again man" He spoke into Puck's ear and then left the hallway. This was strange to Puck. He had never felt so low that Finn seemed like a big threat around him. He grazed his arm and winced at the slight pain from Finn pulling it backwards. He walked into the bathroom and stared at his face. His eye was already forming into a purple bruise under the eyelid. His eyes were changing color again and the flash of green came back and then a snot grew out and a black nose. He yelled at himself and hit the mirror. It shattered into pieces all over the floor. His ears grew long and shaped out. He looked at his hands as they turned to paws and the rest of his body morphed to a siberian husky. He looked around and his clothes were on the floor along with his books. He took his clothes and placed them on top of his books and nudged them with his nose to the door. Damnit he had to pull the door. How though? He got up and used one paw to try and open it. No use. He used his sharp dog teeth to grip the handle and pull out. Then with a swift move he grabbed the stuff into his mouth and raced out of the bathroom. He reached to his locker and pushed the locker up and open. He was a pretty smart dog. He had the rest of the school day to go through as a dog. His leg hurt, but that was because Finn had damaged his arm that was why. He was hungry and lunch was coming up. He ran to the cafeteria, no wonder dogs like to run. He was moving so fast that his fur was getting a nice breeze. The smell of mexican food was wonderful but then he smelt the janitor next to him rip a big one. Okay so dog's scent is a lot better then human's. He could smell the sweet scent of raspberries that the lunch ladies hid in their frig for break food. He pranced into the kitchen and to the refrigotar. He nudged it open and got the raspberries and the left-over meatloaf. Man, the lunch ladies eat good around here. Why can't they serve us these goods? Oh my...sweet cherry pie. His appetite was sure the same.
"Hey what is that dog doing in here?" A lady shouted. The other lunch lady grabbed a near by broom and shooed Puck out of room. He took the piece of pie and carried out. Kids were flooding into the large room. Most screaming, and some of the girls awing at Puck of his adorableness. He got under the usual table where all the Gleeks sat. The first few set of feet belonged to Mike and Tina. Then Artie rolled into place. Soon all the people were at the table. Puck lied down and finished off the pie. So good.
"Shocked that Puck left early." Mike spoke for the group.
"Well I took care of him since he whistled at Rachel." Finn returned to the group.
"What, you didn't hurt him did you?" Rachel asked concerned.
"And this is way I took care of him. I'm not Jewish, Rach. I'm Sweden...I think. But it doesn't matter. You are with me. Not Puck" Finn warped his arm around Rachel and gave her the usual Finn smirk. Puck could hear the soft sighs from Kurt and Quinn, and surprising Santana. Well, she did take his v-card. "He probably had to check his badass rep, before seeing any of else."
"He has been kind of weird lately." Mike said. "And he has been receiving a bunch of crap form Karofsky and Azimio. Cause he hadn't helped with the nerd toss." Thanks Mike, now he felt alone with everyone talking shit about him. So Karofsky gave Puck a good talking to about not being at the dumpster one morning but it's whatever. Everyone started laughing and chatting about how many horrible things Puck has done. Damn was he that much of a bother? His hazel dog eyes were filled of sadness and he sighed.
"Come on guys, he's not that bad. I mean today Tina and I asked if he could help us with a guitar set and he said he had some family issues going on." Artie defended the bully that put him in a portal-potty. At least Artie had his back.
"See something is going on. And maybe he is just out of character with it and just randomly whistled at Rachel. No offense but why whistle at someone in a grandma sweater." Kurt questioned the thing wearing that stupid owl sweater. Wow, the two he tormented were defending him. He was shocked. Maybe he should rethink the definition of friends.
"Watch it Kurt." Finn pointed his finger. And gave him a weird look in the eye.
"I swear Finn if you and Rachel do it in my room one more time I will physically hurt you." That is an image that will never leave Puck's mind. But the image of Brittany's fingers lingering near Santana crotch was so helpful for Puck.
"Since when do you care for Puck anyway Kurt?" Finn asked "You to Artie?"
"Well, it's simple really. We both have had our rain of what Puck has done to us and it is a sense of relationship and bonding to be perfectly honest." Artie spoke for him and Kurt just waved his hand in agreement.
"Whatever." Quinn shouted. "Point is the rest of us are totally fine with Puck being gone." Wow, Quinn still doesn't care for him. Hurtful. Play with Puck's heart why don't you. The bell rang signaling for everyone to get to their lockers and then class. Puck waited a little bit and walked over to a half eaten cookie that was dropped on the floor. He grabbed that and went to the choir room to rest after cleaning himself for the first time with his tongue. Weird but it was sexing watching Brittany and Santana go at it under the table. He slept under the piano and once awake again he had ten minutes to take a piss and then get back to the class room before Glee rehearsal. He had a good spot to take that piss on. He walked up to Sue's office and it was locked. Damn onto spot number two. Coach Beiste's office. Wide open perfect. Leaving his mark all over the place. He managed to hold a little in for the front of Sylvester's door. Unfortunately Beiste was walking past looking at her sheets.
"What the..." She chased Puck down to a corner. She had this hatred in her eyes. And sneezed. Obliviously she was allergic. "No dog should be in this halls." And then she kicked Puck right in the rib and then his already injured leg. He winced and managed to ran away. Slowing his pace to the on coming pain in the leg. He got back to the choir room and hid in the corner of the band kit. The jazz members weren't going to be in today. It was just Brad today. He licked his leg for some sort of closure from the pain. Everyone got into the room and then Mr. Schue came in a little after to do role call.
"Where's Puck?" He asked.
"Gone, he said he had family issues" Artie spoke
"Or the fact that I gave him a black eye." Finn said stretching his body in the chair and pulling his arm around Rachel.
"Why did you give him a black eye?" Schuester asked. Hey Schuester cared.
"Because he was leading Rachel on. That's why. First Quinn, now Rachel. I'm not losing another love." Finn explained.
"Alright than." Schuester was about to start his lesson when Coach Beiste came in. Puck's body quivered at the sight of her. Hopefully she didn't see him. "Uh..Beiste what are you doing here?"
"I'm on the look out for a ragging mutt. A husky to exact. If you see it come to me." She commanded. Looked like nobody cared. Some of the group looked around but didn't see him. Kurt was in the back row and turned his head in Puck's direction. He thought of what Beiste would do to him if she found him and Kurt smirked at the dog. He turned back.
"Looks like there's no dog here. But I'll keep an eye out" Schuester answered Beiste. She scanned the room and then left. Kurt looked at him again and gave a glimmer of hope. Half way through the practice and then Ms. Sylvester came into the room.
"William, Beiste has told me about this dog she found. And I have a feeling it's the same mutt that left a foul scent in front of my office. Info me about it. Oh and by the way..you all suck" She said and left the room. That was weird. The assignment Schuester gave was to recreate a classic 80's song that fits you most. Nothing special really. It was just a fun assignment for all of them. They all got up and left. Kurt stood next to Mercedes. Until Quinn came up near the divas.
"Hey Cedes I was wondering if you want to go shopping with me and go get our nails done?" Quinn asked. It didn't take two seconds for Mercedes to answer. Puck had pulled away from his safe corner when the girls latched arms and walked out of the door. The room was empty besides the fact that Kurt was standing in the middle about ready to bash something up. Puck dared to near him and look up at the boy. He whimpered to the queer boy. Kurt looked down and saw the worried look in his eye.
"Oh hey there. You must be the 'demon mutt' that Sue and Beiste are looking for. By the way good job" Kurt kneeled and scratched behind his ear and patted his coat. "Now, lets see who you belong to" He searched for a collar, but no luck. Of course no collar, but Kurt didn't know it was Puck as a dog. "Well, come on then. You can crash at my house. Until I find your owner." Kurt opened the door and Puck touted out and into the hall. Kurt gripping his shoulder bag and walking by his side.
"There he is." Beiste shouted. Kurt and Puck looked back to see Sue and Beiste about to sprint to the animal.
"Run boy." Kurt yelled picking up his pace and opening the doors for Puck. Once the outside door opened Puck took a different route. Sue followed Kurt and Beiste went straight for the dog.
After about ten minutes of struggling against Beiste's grip he was locked in the choir room. Did she even have a key for the room? Kurt must be sitting pretty at his home now. It has been an hour. Someone had opened the door and shut it quickly. It was Beiste again giving Puck a good reason not to be around McKinley High. It wasn't his fault that he magically turned into a dog. He lied on the cold tile in pain. He had blood coming from his leg and snot and he thought she broke a couple of ribs. Then the door opened again. he didn't even want to look up and see Beiste. But he looked up anyway it was Schuester. He gave that big smile to him. Puck suddenly had enough energy to get up and prance out the door. Some people just hate animals...like Beiste and Sylvester. But some had a heart for animals like Schuester and Kurt. It took him two hours to get to his house again. He squeezed through the open back door when his mom was past out on the coach. He got upstairs into his room, he noticed his touched game counsel. Sara must have played some Mario Galaxy. He was still sore but fell asleep once in the warmth of his bed.