Disclaimer: I own nothing but the OCs that appear unless directly stated otherwise.

This will be a 5-part ficlet series based on the challenge below that I had created for Quizilla. But since HUNK needs more love I decided to post it here on as well.

Suit of Cards Challenge
Rules:

The normal for each suit you have to make a drabble/ficlet with it mentioned or involved somewhere in the chapter. Can be used for any fandom.

1. Joker
2. Hearts
3. Clubs
4. Diamonds
5. Spades

Ficlet: a chapter that is only roughly 100 - 1000 words long.

"Pick one." the dark-haired woman demanded holding out a deck of cards fanned out for him to pick. He raised a brow at her nonsensical demand. She loved the deck of cards in her hands, being an avid gambler and card player and wouldn't let just anyone touch the "precious" deck in her hands. Apparently it was the one thing she had kept from her life before becoming an Umbrella operative like himself (both of them having even thrown away their given names in favor of 'Fang' and 'HUNK').

"Just what is the point of this idiocy, Fang?" he inquired, having no want for childish games. For this was exactly what it looked like, a childish magic trick played to pass the time and to give cheap giggles away.

And that was no way to act for a professional.

"Humor me, HUNK." she snorted, eyes narrowing what was commonly known among men as 'The Look.' HUNK sighed and, with a roll of the eyes, picked one of the cards out of the deck and holding it up to see the Black Joker.

"Why do you have the Joker in the deck?" he inquired, and probably (hopefully) blowing away her childish trick.

"Because I like the Joker card." Fang answered easily as she resorted to shuffling the deck in her hands. "Now you hold onto that and bring it back on your mission, Mr. Death." HUNK's eyes narrowed slightly at that taunting tone she had picked for his other nickname, though he pocketed the Joker anyways.

"You know I always live." he chastised.