iBirthday Present, an icarly fanfic

iBirthday Present

A short Seddie oneshot using four ways of communication: letters/notes, texts, IMs and the old fashioned talking.

Dearest Sam (that was sarcastic, in case you couldn't tell),

Where's my birthday present, you demon?

From, Freddie

Dearest nub Freddork (only the dearest was sarcastic, my dearest nub),

You'll see later *insert evil laugh*

Besides, you didn't get me a birthday present What about that, huh huh? Come on, pay up and then I will, kid.

From, Samantha Joy Puckett who pwns Freddork Benson (and you better call me that. Or else)

To Samantha Joy Puckett who pwns Freddork Benson,

I did get you a birthday present.

Twenty pounds of ham, remember? How could you forget? It was huge.

So yes, m'dear, it is you who owes me.

From, Freddie Benson who does not appreciate being called a nub

To nub nub nubby Frednub Benson,

Oh, yeah, I remember now. But now it's…well, you don't wanna know….so how bout you get me a better one, one that I can actually keep? You know, like the one we gave dearest Carly.

From, Sam Puckett who doesn't care if Frednub Benson appreciates being called a nub or not

To Sam…jerk Puckett,

I really don't wanna know where it is. Anyway, just wait till next year, m'dear. XD

And you still owe me a present, no matter what you say to try and get out of it!

From, Freddie Benson who has to come up with a better nickname for Sam

To Mr. King of the Nubs Benson,

You can't ever come up with a good nickname for the Sam Master. So don't even try.

First, don't call me m'dear. I'm not your dear, got that?

I'll try to find something nubbish enough to suit your tastes, Mr. Benson.

From, Sam Puckett who knows that Freducation Benson will never come up with a good enough nickname for her

To SamANTtha (Get it? Sam ANT. Because you're just like an ant, mean and biting!),

Heh, I think that one was pretty good, don't you?

Second, it's fun to call you m'dear, cause I know you hate it XD

Thank you. Finally, I'm good enough to get a present from Sam.

From, Freddie Benson who has a good nickname for Sam

To Fredwiener Benson who has the most horrible, vomit-inducing nicknames ever,

Ew. Seriously, Benson? That was like the worst nickname I've ever heard. No, actually it WAS the worst nickname I've ever heard. It makes my nicknames look like angels or something.

You should definitely stick to tech stuff.

And also, you're not good enough to get a present from Sam-I-Am. I'm just taking pity on ya.

From, Sam Puckett who is much better at nicknaming than Freddie Benson

To Sam Puckett who is mean, annoying and evil,

I actually thought I'd had a good one :'( Sad.

Anyway, did your boyfriend (heavy implications on boyfriend) Carter give ya a present last year? *hint hint*

Well, I can believe that I'm good enough if I want to!

From, Freddie Benson who has the best nicknames ever, and is much better than that stupid Carter kid!

To Fredloser Benson, the most desperate kid ever,

You will never have a good one. Get over it.

In case you've forgotten, Carter and I weren't dating last year, so he didn't give me a present, you stupid idiot. And if this is going to turn into another session of Freddie is better than Carter, then I quit.

See ya, Benson.

From, Sam Puckett who knows that Carter is better, no matter what Fredidiot says!

To Sam Puckett, who is the most awesome person ever,

SAM!

You're just ditching me, like that?

Just because I made a comment about your mindless boyfriend?

From, Freddie who knows you could do SO much better

Yep.

SsFsSfSsFsSfSsF

To: Freddork Benson, King of Nubs

From: Sam Puckett who PWNS ALL

…I need to talk to u.

To: Sam Puckett who PWNS ALL