A/N: Ok yeah yell at me I've been slacking, I have an excuse. College is a bother, I'm addicted to Rping, homework sucks, I got a job (finally), and I lost my doomsday transcript. But enough with that, this little thing has been sitting in my Inbox for about six months and I finally thought about publishing it. It's just a bit of random crap, but its funny randomness so here ya go.

The Doctor looked around and seeing no guards, slipped his hands out of the handcuffs with ease. Holmes, who was sitting across from him and struggling with his own cuffs, quickly asked "How did you do that?"

"I've had a lot of practice. Now hold on just a moment." He pulled out his sonic screwdriver and quickly unlocked Holmes' and Jack's cuffs.

"Thanks Doc," said Jack rubbing his wrists, "those were starting to chafe."

"Sure thing Jack," said the Doctor striding over to the prison cell doors. "Now for the doors." He pointed the screwdriver at the door with a flourish and activated it, unfortunately the door didn't unlock.

"What?" The Doctor said, a look of confusion spreading across his face. He quickly scanned the door and groaned. "Deadlock sealed, the sonic won't work." Sighing in frustration he put the screwdriver away.

Holmes stepped forward, "If I may?" he asked.

"Sure," said the Doctor, "Won't be able to do much good though." and he moved aside to give Holmes access to the lock.

Holmes quickly pulled out a set of lock picks and within a minute had the lock undone.

Holmes quickly pushed the door open. "After you gentlemen."

The Doctor stood there for a minute, jaw dropped in shock, Jack however howled with laughter. "Lock picks one, sonic screwdriver zero."