One day at central.

One day at Central, Roy Mustang decided to take a nap. It had been days since Riza had quit her job and now he didn't have writing cramps at the end of the day. Edward decided to chose that moment to walk in with a marker. There was one day when the Colonel wrote on Ed's face when he was sleeping and, Edward decided that was his chance on getting him back. He drew a nice mustache on Roy's face, and then put COLONEL BASTARD, on his forehead. Roy would have an interesting day when he woke up. Then Ed left the room while everyone was asking what was wrong, then they went to see for themselves. They all giggled and left the room for colonel Mustang to sleep in peace.