After exams and deadlines, the Queen of Retards Magi is back.

Finally I'm able to type this, may you love it!

For every reader of all ages, don't blame me for not owning Reborn!-(no one will, actually, for a fail writer like this.)

So, shall we start?

Pineapples and Watermelon (Daemon and Alaude)

Walking around the castle in free time wasn't helping. Alaude, his wife, went hunting, or so he was told.

It was then the bell rang did he realize that day was Mukuro's routine visiting-his-beloved-son-day.

-Daemon's POV-

I welcomed them into my castle which most of them greeted and thanked me properly. MOST doesn't mean all, does it?

Giotto and Tsuna welcomed them as well and soon they walked in. Then I realized one of Mukuro's daughter, Chrome was holding his father's hand, smiling when her other hand carrying a pineapple.

Mukuro smiled at his daughter too. (Daemon's vision : with pink and blinking pentagonal background, shoujo comics effects. Nyone? *SHOT*)

This was when I really realized how their family was really close to each other and so warm, rather than my one and only son…

-later when Alaude came home-

"ALAUDEEE~~! I WANT A DAUGHTER TOO!" I whined at my wife right when he stepped in.

"Wh—what!"

I hugged him tight as if a child would hug his favorite teddy bear. I whispered in his ears "I'm telling you I want a daughter—or not… As long as you're always here for me." He shuddered. Have I ever tell you how much I love Alaude?

"Wh-what the hell are you—MMPPHH!"

*PLEASE WAIT FOR A MOMENT—Magi is pressing the forward button! This is a T-rated fic and not M-rated*

Brotherly Love (Dino and Hibari)

(Tsuna's POV)

Even though Brother Hibari claimed he hated Brother Dino, said person always laughed it off. This was normal.

But recently, they were seen together much more often than before I and Giotto got married. It kinda bothered me but I guess it was just my feelings.

But when one night I walked around going to the toilet (a castle is just BIG!), I heard some noises from some room-I-didn't-bother-to-remember I passed by.

I peeked inside a little but saw nothing. Though the voices became clearer- which I blushed when I found out they were moans, and they were Brother Hibari's voice covering Brother Dino's low groans.

I ran away and convinced myself that wasn't true!

The next morning, nobody realized since they don't really bother—but I realized, Brother Hibari was limping and was trying hard to hide it while Brother Dino was trying to help him but got a fist instead.

Great. I found out a secret that wasn't supposed to be found out by anybody.

"Dino! You really like being around Hibari, don't you?" Giotto by my side, asked straight without hestitation. Seemed like he noticed something, but not something I discovered last night.

"Yeah! Since I love Kyou—UGH" Hibari elbowed Dino's stomach and added. "We're brothers and it's perfectly NORMAL to be with each other." He walked away dragging Brother Dino as he strode out of the room we were in.

I didn't know, was something wrong with my eyes or what, but I was sure I noticed the bright blush on Brother Hibari's face.

It's still Pineapple Marshmallow Nevertheless(Byakuran and Mukuro)

(Byakuran's POV)

One day, I was walking in the town. If I was not mistaken, that was the day Mukuro my (maybe one-sided) love would be here to visit his son, Tsunayoshi.

Personally, I do think Tsunayoshi is cute, but for me, Mukuro is still the cutest.

((Magi : stop that—don't say anymore or I'm vomiting for what I'm typing! I have zero talent for fluff!))

Yep, I just passed by the grocery when the shopkeeper asked me. "Good afternoon! What would you like for today? We've got fresh pineapples imported from –insert some random place –!"

I smiled at the lady and she smiled back at me. "Ah yes, 2 of them please."

That was when Mukuro passed by, saw me, and tried to sneak away. I wouldn't be me if I didn't realize my love was passing by, would I?

I immediately paid for the pineapples and carried them as I chased Mukuro.

"MUKURO MY LOVE MY FUTURE WIFE!"

"D-DON'T CHASE ME YOU IDIOT PERVERTED OLD MAN!" Mukuro shouted and looked for random things to throw at me.

Somehow I managed to catch up with him and had him cornered in front of a counter of a random sweets shop.

"Mukuro~ Just give it up~" I smiled as he grimaced and glared at me, then he as if he found something, he swiftly took and paid for it.

"Lo-lo—look here! It's… a pack of MARSHMALLOWS! I'LL GIVE YOU THIS IF YOU LET ME GO!" Mukuro tried to lure me as if I'm a little kid. But strangely, I gave him an "OKAY"

Then, he ran away. Looked like he didn't realize it but, I had been keeping that pack of marshmallows until now. And, another thing that probably didn't catch his attention too is… that pack of marshmallows, was PINEAPPLE FLAVORED MARSHMALLOWS with Lemon Brand. You're so bold, Mukuro kun~!

-(maybe) To Be Continued-

Thee was trying hard to write as yaoi-ish as possible... errrh well if I'm continuing this, then the G27 omake is up!

Me ish waiting to be fed...

Or I'll starve to death, even though I can't really write a good fic,

I eat reviews to survive too.

Don't worry, I don't bite like Kyouya does.