Drabble 1: The Legend of Sanitation

The princess groaned in utter disdain. She had never- and she meant EVER- been forced into cleaning a sanitary device in her life. And to make matters worse, she had absolutely NO clue on how to accomplish the given task at hand.

Her adversary grinned, slyly leaning his back against the ledge of the doorway. And he couldn't help but doing so. Something about seeing his sworn royal heir suffer made him smile. It was almost like a game to the corporal, and victory on the rare occasion never failed to amuse him.

"So, Princess, how does it feel to be a MAID?"

The furious tension finally broke out from inside the girl, and she yanked the toilet brush out of the hole, launching it at the corporal's face. The device scratched his cheek, enshrouding it in its sanitary fluid. The boy gagged as the repulsing taste fell upon his tongue. Only God knew what the heck that concoction beheld.

He coughed for a moment or so before attempting to regain his posture. He flashed an infuriated look at the girl.

"WELL, EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS!"

The boy stormed out of the room without another moment's hesitation, inaudibly flinging insults back at her. He entered his room and slammed the door.

And no thanks to his own intimidation, it broke from its hinges, falling to the floor.

"Oh…GREAT!"

Ilana smiled. Sometimes, even with every failure, there was an ultimate victory in the end.

To anyone reading my Adventure Time (Paper Hearts) or Avatar fanfictions (How I Came to be): Okay, so I either misplaced the USB or it's on my computer, but I'm about half way through The third chapter of How I Came to Be. (Maybe with some luck, I'll actually finish it tonight or in the next few nights.) As for the Adventure Time fanfic, I have the next chapter planned out, I just haven't written it out yet. XD (But I promise you, it's coming! ;D).