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Well this is my first fanfiction EVER! So pwetty pwease review and don't be a huge meanie cause I'll cry and I wont share my cupcake with any of you! *Hides cupcake behind back* so be nice!

Ok on with the story ^_^

Another sunny day, another singing bird, another mother pushing a pram, another dumbass kid falling over because he didn't tie his shoe laces, another fatso eating an overly packed hot dog, another bundle of 50 firecrackers being lit under a teachers car by a certain blonde, anoth- wait WHAT?

Oh no, it's just Naruto trying to destroy his teachers car, nothing unusual there. You see Naruto is a troublesome brat or as some like to call him 'Konoha's #1 Prankster'.

Now you see, Naruto isn't really as bad as some people say…ok you're right he's worse but still only around his favourite victim, Sasuke Uchiha, his English and homeroom teacher. That's whose car Naruto was attempting to destroy.

Naruto reached into his pocket and took out his 'I Love Tokyo' lighter and attempted to light the firecrackers. Giggling to himself he said, "Fire in the hole!" and ran to take cover behind the nearest tree. While waiting for the cracking sounds he heard someone calling out to him.

"Naruto, man what are ya doing hiding behind a tree?" Naruto turned to where the voice was coming from and saw one of his friends Shikamaru or Shika for short.

"Hey Shika what's up, running late as usual I see."

Raising an eyebrow Shika yawned through his reply "Well you know me sleep is my thing. Now what are you doing hiding behind a tree?"

"Oh you know the usual, doing a bit of this a bit of that. Speaking of which…" Naruto trailed off and looked behind the tree to see his troublemaking plot. After a couple more second there were multiple loud crackling noises coming from a certain shiny black Sedan.

Shika, eyes wide with shocked and turned to Naruto, "Naruto please tell me you didn't…and not to Mr. Uchiha's car!"

"Okay, I didn't." Naruto replied bluntly.

"Seriously?"

"Of course I did, but you told me to tell you I didn't so I did." Naruto chuckled his answer whilst walking over to inspect the damage he had done.

"Well let's just say Mr. Uchiha will be taking the bus to and from school from now on."

"What ever man." Shika just shook his head and started walking into the school with Naruto tagging along after a few more inspection of the once working shiny black Sedan.

Walking down the empty halls Naruto finally came to his classroom, Shika having left him at the lockers to go to his own class. Bursting the door open Naruto loudly announced, "The one and only Uzumaki is here people, please hold the applause for later."

"Uzumaki do you have an explanation as to why your now 25 minutes late for class?"

Turning to the front of the classroom Naruto came face-to-face to the stoic Mr. Uchiha.

Mr. Uchiha is a tall raven haired man, he has an amazingly handsome face with dark onyx eyes, he's well built but not overly muscular which makes him look even more gorgeous, his hairstyle is one (as Naruto likes to prefer to) shaped like a ducks butt, which mean spiked up at the back with bangs, as to his attire Mr. Uchiha's clothes tend to consist of black dress pants, a black formal shirt, a black jacket and a tie. Today his ties is, well what do you know black with a single red line running down the middle.

He's your typical emo teacher who likes to pick on his students, especially Naruto above all resulting in all the pranks Naruto performs towards him, much like today's.

"Well you know Mr. Uchiha just having a crackling blast of a time." Naruto replied with his usual sarcasm as he walked to his spot in between Kiba and Gaara, his best friends. "Oh Mr. Uchiha do you know what I saw today?"

"I don't really care but knowing you Uzumaki you'll tell me anyway I presume." Mr Uchiha said with his back to the class while writing something on the blackboard about a 'Romeo and Juliet' essay coming up in the next few weeks.

"On my way to school today there was this nice looking Sedan and as I was checking it out the next thing I knew there was firecracker going off underneath it." Naruto said with in a cheerful tone. Kiba and Gaara both snickered knowing that only Naruto would pull a stunt like that.

Naruto was now looking at Mr. Uchiha with an amused face and then he said, "It looked a lot like your car Mr. Uchiha."

After hearing this Mr. Uchiha dropped the chalk he was using and turned to glare straight at Naruto. "What did you do to my car?" He asked through clenched teeth.

"Oh my Mr. Uchiha, how could you blame such a wonderful student as myself as to doing something utterly disgraceful as that." Naruto fiend hurt holding at his heart. "I just happened to pass by as it was happening. I had no idea that was about to happen, and out of the goodness of my heart I just tried to warn you of the damage that could be your wonderful ca-"

"Shut it Uzumaki!" Mr. Uchiha yelled cutting Naruto off. "Now tell me what the hell you did to my car!"

Chuckling all Naruto could say was, "Why don't you go check for your self."

Without a second thought Mr. Uchiha was out of the classroom like there was no tomorrow.

15 minutes of waiting for the teacher to return there was an announcement on the loud speakers. "Naruto Uzumaki report to the principal's office please, Naruto Uzumaki to the Principal's office"

Standing Naruto stretched. "Well that's my cue to get an ass whooping people. See you all on the other side." He made his way to the principal's office.

"Hey Shizune how are things?" Naruto asked in a cheerful tone as he made his way to see the principal.

"Geez Naruto, you've really done it this time. She's going to 'rip you to bits and then set the remains on fire.' Her own words." Shizune sighed and told him. "Just go in, they're waiting for you."

Walking past the front desk he made his way down the small walkway to the principal's door.

Knock knock

"Hey Baa-chan it's me." Naruto called lightly behind the door.

"Come in Naruto." Came the cold reply.

Gulping Naruto opened the door and put on a fake smile to cover how nervous he was. Sure he goes through this every week, but it doesn't make it any less scarier.
Tsunade was the scariest person he knew.

Closing the door behind him he faced the occupants of the room. Mr Uchiha to the right of the room leaning against the wall with his bangs covering his eyes so you couldn't see his expression. Tsunade was behind a large mahogany desk, she had her elbows on the desk with her fingers entwined and her head resting on them. She was giving a look that screamed 'If you mess with me, I will dismantle you and dump you somewhere no one will ever find you.'

"Uhh, how you doing Baa-chan?" Naruto asked with a shaky voice.

"Naruto care to explain why you were called to my office yet again?" She asked in a very malicious tone.

"Um….No." Naruto said edging back from the glare he was being shot.

"Naruto how could you do that to Mr. Uchiha's car? Why do you always do this crap? Is it a cry for attention? Don't you get enough of it? Do you realize if you keep doing this you're going to get expelled and I wont be able to do a thing about it?" Tsunade went on a big rant on how he should respect thing or something like that Naruto kind of tuned out after the word expelled left her mouth.

"Are you even listening to me Naruto?" Nothing but silence filled the room. "Naruto Uzumaki so help me if you don't listen to me I will pummel you into the ground without any remorse!"

Tsunade screaming broke Naruto from his thoughts. "Huh…what I was listening!" What a lie…

Sighing Tsunade told Naruto in calm voice, "Naruto, I'm sorry but as punishment your going to have to have after school detention for the next few weeks with Mr. Uchiha and you're going to have to pay for half of the costs for the repairs of his car."

"But Baa-chan I can't, you know I'm saving for my bi-"

"Shut it brat, be grateful Mr. Uchiha only agreed to you paying half instead of the whole thing!"

After the glaring contest between Naruto and Tsunade was over she told him he could leave for lunch now since the bell went ten minutes ago.

Leaving the office with Mr. Uchiha behind him he said, "I really hate you, it was just a prank and now I'm never gonna get my bike." Naruto walked to the cafeteria after that leaving Sasuke by himself.

"-Sigh- Naruto if only you would stop with the pranks and just realize I only tease you because I like you." And with that Sasuke went to the teacher's staff room for lunch.

And that people was the first chapter!
I know it was an utter disaster and terrible and made you blind from reading the trash, but if you think it is worth me continuing please review! Because If you don't I will never know hehe XD