The X-Men Facebook Failures:
Jean Grey Oh my gosh I'm so mad at Duncan! He can really be an oaf sometimes…
The Rogue And you're just figuring this out now?
Kurt Wagner That guy is a looser. Last time he was over to the mansion waiting for Jean, he ate that whole stash of Twinkies someone hid in the top cupboard!
Henry McCoy Duncan ate my Twinkies!The Rogue Hey, y'all, if anyone on the web needs info about Harvard, just contact me!
Katherine Pryde Um rogue u dont go 2 harvard
The Rogue You don't think I know that? Last time I posted something like this about a college I got almost three hundred e-mails.
Katherine Pryde OMG! Y?
The Rogue I dunno. I guess they just trust me. Dumbfucks.
Ororo Munroe Rogue, you do realize your teachers all have Facebook, too?
The Rogue Yep. Your point?
Ororo Munroe Never mind…
The Rogue whatever. Ahh… The emails are already pouring in! Scammin' time!
El Bobbo God is ashamed, Rogue!
The Rogue Like you can talk, Bobby.
El Bobbo Hes ashamed that you arent sharing you scamming money with the most awesome guy in the mansion!
The Rogue I don't have to share with Logan if I don't want to. He can go find his lazy ass another job if he needs the money.
El Bobbo Not who I ment Your kinda slow on the uptake today huh?
Ororo Munroe Rogue how many times do I have to tell you to stop swearing on facebook?
James Logan Well well, Stripes. Seems I just found my new partner to test that DR session I just programmed. Be up at six a.m. tomorrow.
The Rogue Do you practice being a wet blanket, Logan? Or does it just come natural? And I DID call you the most awesome guy at the mansion…
El Bobbo Hah! Burn!
Ororo Munroe I ordered the most beautiful Peruvian flowers to be imported. They were supposed to come in the mail three days ago. They still are not here. Does anyone know what might have happened?
The Rogue Um were those 'flowers' all green with no actual blooms?
Ororo Munroe Yes…
The Rogue Those were most certainly NOT exotic Peruvian flowers, Ms. Munroe.
Ororo Munroe Then what were they?
James Logan Oh, Jesus, 'Ro. Why didn't you tell me where it came from, Rogue?
The Rogue Well, what Logan? Never look a gift horse in the mouth I always say.
James Logan You could have at least told me we were smoking Storm's special order.
Ororo Munroe What am I missing here?
The Rogue Nothing.
James Logan I'll talk to you later, 'Ro.
Katherine Pryde O my gosh rogue! I thought u smelled like pot!
Ororo Munroe Wait, that was POT?
James Logan Smooth, Half Pint. Real smooth.
Katherine Pryde Well ur the 1 whos being all illegal with a student!
The Rogue That's what she said! Oh wait. Ew.
Katherine Pryde jeez rogue get ur mind outta the gutter
The Rogue No. I refuse. The gutter is just so comfortable for my overworked brain.
Ororo Munroe Wait a minute. Could I go to jail for this?
The Rogue Meh. It's a possibility.
AN/ Hi there everybody. I just wanted to get something funny out before I drop off the face of the earth for about eight days to be forced into camping with a bunch of judgmental old people. There's just nothing like going to a weeklong church function only to have the lesbian rumors start circling. Don't you just love organized religion? But I digress. I thought I should let y'all know is all. Or, y'know. Anyone who cares.
I will probably write more of the little x-men failbooks. I also think that the idea of Rogue and Logan getting really fucking high together is very plausible and really funny. :D