"'You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. "We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.'"

"Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you."Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy)Max: (throws another pinecone at him)Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!"Max: "Glad you could join us.""

" Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha."-Max

"They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing."Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned."That can be his Indian name," I suggested."

Fang grins, "You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much."

"(after discovering that Fang can become invisible) Gazzy: "I want to do it too!" (sitting mtionless) Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church." Max:(muttering)"Appropriately enough" Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still) Max: "No, you're visible." Iggy: "Am not!" Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?"

"No," my mom replied, trying to keep a straight face. "She's cooking." Quick, alarmed glances were exchanged among the flock. "Cooking...food?" Nudge asked. I heard someone murmer something about ordering a pizza.

ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

Fang: "Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."Max: "Have you been watching Oprah again?"

Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"Max: "Why, is your head missing some?" Max: "Did you know it wasn't me, the other Max?"Fang: "Yeah."Max: "When?"Fang: "Right away."Max: "How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?Fang: "She offered to cook breakfast."

"That my little mind reading darlin'!" - Max"Me and my merry band of mutant bird kids" -Max "Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?" - Iggy"I dont have a mustache you idoit, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Max

"Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang.

"So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max

"Well, la-di-da for him" -Max

"Hey what happened to your tan?""It was Dirt"-Fang and Max

Fang: "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it."

"I'm brilliant! I'm a genus! I could blow up the whole world!" I raised my eyebrows "Not that I want to of course" Gazzy said and gave a little cough

"I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us."

"Iggy: Can I come in? Max: No! I'm in a towel! Iggy: I'm blind!"

"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."

"De tall, dark vun- dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang. Well, he's a snappy dresser," I offered. One side of Fang's mouth quirked."

"Total you're black" Iggy said. "I prefer Canine American"

'Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen Lives. And Mr. Queen?

MY QUOTE :"Oh, Fang. Don't you know it didn't work for Edward to leave Bella? I don't think it's gonna work any better with you.

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