Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of the characters. I only own a good portion of coffee that keeps me going.

Turning the Tables

One Shot

… Day 1 …

"Shit! What the fuck are you doing here?"

"I was having a nice coffee before you showed up, Swan. Tell me, do you kiss your mother with that mouth of yours?"

"Fuck no. My mum's a cougar. Who knows where her mouth has been?"

"Are you serious?"

She smirks. "Wouldn't you like to know?"

"Not really."

"You're a smart cookie, Cullen. Want another latte?"

"No, thank you."

She pouts and returns to the counter.

… Day 2 …

"Hey, you're back again!"

"Nice to see you too, Swan."

"Ha. Ha. You're so funny, Cullen."

"Thank you."

"I was being sarcastic."

"Hm…"

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Hey! You can't just go "hm…" without telling me why you did. That's not how it works."

"Hm… Is that so?"

"Stop that."

"Hm… Stop what?"

"You know what."

"Hm… No, I don't."

"You're doing this on purpose."

"Hm… Maybe."

"You're an asshole."

"Hm…"

She storms away as he smirks and goes back to drinking his coffee.

… Day 3 …

"For fuck's sake…!"

"What?"

"You're back. Again. Why?"

"I like this place."

"Can't you pick some other coffee shop to go to?"

"Uh-uh."

"Why the fuck not?"

"I was here first. Can I have my latte now?"

She glares at him and leaves without giving him his regular coffee. He pouts.

… Day 4 …

"That wasn't very nice."

"What wasn't?"

"Not giving me my latte yesterday when I paid for it."

She musters an innocent look. "I don't know what you mean."

He scowls and leaves the coffee shop. She snickers.

… Day 5 …

"Give it to me."

"Huh?"

"Give me my latte, Swan."

"Hm… Why?"

"I need it, that's why."

"Why?"

"I can't function without it in the morning."

"Why?"

"I'm an adult. It's caffeine. You do the math."

"Why?"

"Enough! Give. Me. My. Latte, Swan!"

"Why?"

"If you don't, I'll… I'll…!

"You'll what, Cullen?" She smirks, thinking she's won.

He proves her wrong by exclaiming, "This!" and kisses her.