Second Chapter. Wheeee!

Hope you enjoy it.

Again, I own only Molly and Adney.

South Park is not mine. It's Matt and Treys.


The two women walked about the town looking over the buildings, never actually stepping foot in one. They wondered around for what seemed like hours before arriving at a place named Stark's Pond. Molly looked around for a bit while Adney climbed a tree that didn't look too sturdy to begin with.

Molly, being the curious one she is, walked about for a little while longer before joining Adney in the tree.

"So, what are we supposed to do?" Adney asked, looking around.

"Uhh, I don't know. I guess we get jobs and an apartment?" Molly, the ever practical one, stated.

The two looked around for awhile longer in silence. Then they saw it. Two people, one with coal black hair, and one with light blonde, sitting in the snow. They were hugging, and laughing. But being the ever disruptive ones the two were, they decided to go ruin their moment.

Molly and Adney climbed out of the tree, landing with soft thumps as they hit the ground. They silently walked over to the two, keeping to the shadows. Because in their minds, they were ninjas. And damn good ones at that. Well, until Molly tripped and fell, grabbing a hold of Adney's shirt for support, causing both to fall into a bush with a loud scream and rustling dead leaves.

Almost instantly the coal black haired man was in front of them, looking really pissed off. Molly and Adney really didn't notice though, as they were busy laughing. And trying to get out of the bush, to no avail. So the man stepped in, ripping the girls out, despite the cries of pain. And this is where it got a bit physical.

Adney had reached up and slapped the man, to Molly and the blond boys horror. She glared at the man with the most evil glare she could muster. And the man returned it. Then the two got into a verbal fight.

"What were you doing, ripping us out of the bush like that, not even caring about the pain it would cause?" Adney hissed into his face.

"Saving your stupid ass from further embarrassment, that's what!" The man yelled into back into her face.

"You think you could do it a painless way, you fucking idiot!" She screamed, slapping the man once more.

"WOULD YOU STOP THAT?" The man, clearly beyond pissed now, practically roared at her.

"WOULD YOU LEARN SOME MANNERS?" She shot back.

"WHAT HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH MANNERS? I SAVED YOU FROM A BUSH." He glared ever more, a lot more, enough to scare away anybody else.

Before the fight could go on any longer, Molly had gotten in front of Adney, apologizing to the man. The little blonde boy had his arms around the man, trying to calm him down with calmer words.

"I'm sorry for my friend! She's a bit of a fighter," Molly apologized.

"Hmph," the man looked to the blond boy, "Pip, do you know these people?" He asked.

"No.." Pip answered, clearly in a British accent.

And that is the reason Molly and Adney attacked the boy. Well, not really attacking so much as jumping on him in a friendly manner squealing about how cute he was. Which caught him off guard.

"AWWWWWWW. LOOK AT HIM! ISN'T HE CUTE!" Molly screeched, pinching his cheeks.

"I KNOW RIGHT? DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO HUG HIM. AND SMOTHER HIM. AND BRAID HIS HAIR?" Adney screeched back.

The two squished him into a hug, causing the little British boy to slightly squeal out of fear. And then the two were pulled off him. By an extremely pissed man, who looked like he was ready to kill. In a few seconds.

"Damien, don't hurt them!" The blond boy squeaked.

"And why not?" Damien asked, looking at the boy.

"Because, I don't think they know who you are!" He quickly spoke.

"… Fine. Just because they don't know… And for you." Damien dropped the girls and turned his back to them.

The one named Pip got up and looked to the two girls, who still didn't realize the danger they had been in. He smiled and offered his hand, allowing the two to shake it.

"Hello. My name is Philip Pirrip, but everyone calls me Pip," he smiled wider, "And you two are?"

"I'm Molly Loretta. Pleased to meet you," she smiled warmly at the boy.

"And I'm Adney Vranitzky!" She curtsied.

"Would you like to join us for some tea?" The cheery boy asked.

"Sure!" Molly enthusiastically agreed.

Damien sighed. It was just like his blonde to be so friendly. Oh well. Pip dragged them off to have tea and to get to know each other.

And this is how Damien and Pip came to know Molly and Adney. Which they would forever regret, most likely. As they were the type of people one would regret meeting. Well. Only the normal people. So maybe they wouldn't regret it, after all!


I really do hope you enjoyed. I know I'm not good at writing. But I do try. xD

Next chapter we REALLY get going with some madness.

Do come back and enjoy next chapter. :3