Done for/with a friend. :3

If you are actually reading this, have funnn.

I only own Adney and Molly.

South Park and its characters are Matt and Treys.

Enjoy. :D

Two girls were standing by the road, thumbs up, mouths up turned in big grins. They were jerking their arms around. They were hitch hikers, and they seemed like they really needed a ride. At least, that's what the man driving the car thought as he pulled over, letting them in.

"So, where do you girls need to go?" He asked politely.

The tiny blonde fidgeted with her seatbelt for a few moments before giggling and looking towards the man.

"Yeah... Can you take me to Funky Town? AHRUHUR"

The brunette beside the blonde raised her hands to her mouth, trying hard to keep the leaking laugh inside. The blonde looked into the mans eyes and smiled wider than humanly possible. This time, the brunette spoke.

"WHAT SHE MEANS IS," she practically yelled, "Can you take us… Somewhere funky?" They both broke out laughing again.

The man, confused, smiled, and drove on, knowing EXACTLY where to take them. But they would probably regret it.

The man graciously had gotten the two women a hotel room for the evening. He had led them in, put them to bed, and left, continuing on his trip to some far away land. But not before leaving a note. When the two women had woken up, they found it on the dresser.

"Well, ladies. You asked me to take you somewhere "funky" and I think I found you the right place. Welcome to South Park. Have a nice life.

P.S – Don't mess with the Cartman kid, he's fucking crazy."

The girls looked at each other in confusion.

"Molly… What did we do last night?" The brunette asked, frightened.

"… I don't really know, Adney." the one named Molly replied, equally frightened.

"Where's South Park?" Adney asked.

"I think it's in Colorado..?" Molly questioned herself.

They both, though scared, decided to check out the town of South Park. But before getting down the street, something happened. Something dreadfully awful. Molly vomited. And kept vomiting. Like she was a never ending bottomless pit of vomit.

Adney started freaking out. And believe me, it was bad.

"MOLLY. MOLLY OH MY GOD MOLLY! ARE YOU OKAY? OH MY GOD." Adney screamed at the top of her lungs.

"DDFHIHIF" Molly vomited some more.

"MMMMMOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY" Adney screamed, hugging her vomiting friend.

"fkdsjdfdDFGDFGDF" She continued puking.

"Are you kids alright?" Some man had walked up to them.

"NO MY FRIEND IS DYING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND OH MY GOD IT'S GREEN!" Adney cried out.

"FDHSDJFSDHfsdjfhsdjkDF" Molly threw up once more, and finally stopped.

"Do you need a ride to the hospital?" The man casually asked.

Adney and Molly looked up to see the man fully, for all they really saw in those few moments were his pants.

The man had dark hair and a moustache. He wasn't that good looking, but he seemed nice. He had a blue shirt with black pants. And he has a tiny smile on his face.

"Uh, no, I think she'll be okay now," Adney said, looking to her friend.

"Y-yea. Just a slight hang over, you know?" She asked, smiling as best she could at that moment.

The man nodded and reached down and helped the two up.

"I'm Randy Marsh, and you are?" He questioned, noticing the new faces the two wore.

"I'm Molly Loretta!" Molly exclaimed with what strength she had left.

"And I'm Adney Vranitzky," the brunette said, performing a short curtsey.

"Ah. Well. You two should run along and site see if you're tourists." The man said, before saying his goodbyes and heading off.

Adney and Molly looked at each other, shrugged, and walked off. They were determined to see where they were before going back to the hotel. After all, it seemed like a tiny, boring town.

Boy, were they wrong.

Oh shi-

Damien and Pip next chapter. This was just setting it up. If you didn't already know that.

Yay! :3