Disclaimer: Anyways, I do not awn any of the Hetalia cast. If I do the show would have lots more yaoi goodness.

Warnings: Lang, dark arts, dirty jokes, and some other stuff that not good for anyone under 13. You all been warn.

AN:Every one jump for joy I made this story into a muilt-chapter story. I'm still going to have the the one shot, but it's going to be in the last chapter from now on. Yeah, I'm still not going to upadte this story as much as my Spain Romano fanfic. One, I love that story more, sorry to all you England and America fans. Two, I still working on filling the empty spots in the story. If and one of you have any ideas just message me. Three, Just got out of the hospital after getting hit by a car while walking Chubbylover dog. Don't work I'm fine and so is the the dog. Coco (the dog) just got some bad burns, she's luck I got in the way for her. I got broken arm, rip, and leg. So typeing takes a long freakn' time. All I ask you is not to text and drive. If you do Russia find you and punish you. Why are you reading this just go to the first chapter.