Disclaimer I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi, and VIZ Media do, Rated R Lemon

Dedicated to KatiechanXoxoXSesshoukun who's fic My Taiyoukai The Story gave me the inspiration to write this, and to all Sessh/Kag fans. Kag's in heat and Sessh is hiding, Inu teases him about it. So Sessh uses the heat cycle against him for revenge and it becomes Inu's nightmare. LOL thanks for reading, updated Nov 11 2011, complete one shot, Sessh/Kag

The Horny Taiyoukai 3

By Raven 2010 Nov 14 2010

Never taunt the Taiyoukai, and the chase

"Awww Sesshoumaru the big bad fears nothing taiyoukai lord of the west running and hiding from a horny woman why I never thought I'd live to see the day" Inuyasha teased

"Yes and you will not live throughout the remainder of it if you continue" Sesshoumaru said, cracking his knuckles and flexing his claws to stress his point

"Well big bro I see you flexing your claws as if you need something to scratch, my ass is kind of itchy so I'll let you scratch it" Inuyasha taunted while twitching his ass at Sesshoumaru

"Oh really" was Seshoumaru's reply, in an instant he had Inuyasha turned over his knee giving him the paddling of his long hanyou life

"Ow, ow, ow I hate ow, ow you. Come on Sesshoumaru I was only kidding we're to old for this shit"

"So am I little brother and you are not to old for a paddling. I'm just showing my brotherly love"

"Damn Sessh you have no sense of humor"

"Hm, well I let you live that should count for something" Sesshoumaru retorted

He is lord not so hot he used to love to hump a lot but now he runs and hides away from a horny mate all night and day what the hell more can I say his mate wants to have fun and play" Inuyasha sang

"Inuyasha?

"What?

"Come here dear brother? Sesshoumaru said grinning sadistically

"Ohhhhhhh shit" Inuyasha said, just before he turned and ran with a determined Sesshoumaru right behind him

The lust potion, an amorous mate, and Sesshoumaru's revenge

"So run and hide from a horny mate Inuyasha says, hm, I am going to enjoy this" Sesshoumaru thought.

Sesshoumaru snuck into the village and put lust potion in Ayame's tea that would last for 7 days, when they all gathered for the mid day meal, he watched with great anticipation while Ayame drank her tea, within seconds it took affect. The now lust filled poor ookami female pounced on her poor unsuspecting mate and started lavishing him with lust filled kisses, Inuyasha's eyes went wide and shock mixed with confusion filled him while a very happy Sesshoumaru died laughing

"Ay, Ayeme" w, what's gotten into you? Confused Inuyasha stammered

"What does it feel like has gotten into me? And soon I hope you will" she whispered in his ear so low only he could hear

"Gulp, now?" He asked

"Ah hah" Ayame answered, became abnormally strong flung Inuyasha over her shoulder and ran into the forest

The others broke out into gut wrenching laughter "Why does this have Se, Sesshoumaru written all over it? Sango got out laughing

"Because he is the master prankster and only he could d do it" Miroku got out between laughs

"And r right you are" laughing Sesshoumaru got out then swiftly fell on his ass laughing harder

"Oh my gods thank you lord Sesshoumaru" Miroku managed to speak

"Just call me Se, Sesshoumaru" he choked out between laughs

Tired bow legged panting trying to hide from his mate Inuyasha returned to the village staggering "Inuyasha did I not explain the hazards of going out dancing and not resting before you hump? and yet you did not listen" Miroku teased

"Pant, pant, shut up ya low life letch maybe I should dance on your fucking head"

"Inuyasha she's only one little female surely a big strong hanyou like you can handle it" Sango teased

"She's not a woman she is an assassin sent from Akuma to kill me she's worse and more relentless then Naraku himself"

"Inuyasha ye fear one small female? ye are of demon blood and are stronger then us mere humans, are ye not?" As your always pointing out" Keade stated

"Why don't you go find somebody who's relentlessly trying to hump your brains out then get back to me and tell me how you feel?

"And if I did young pup do ye think I would be here ? I am old not dead" Keade teased

"Ooooooo, holy crap" Miroku said

"Ha, ha, ha" Sango added

"Inuyasha my friend surely you exaggerate" Miroku joked

"Ahhhhh crap" Inuyasha said when he caught Ayame's scent "Hide me"

"Inuyasha what is it?' Trying to keep a straight face Keade asked

"She's coming I can smell her" he said then turned and ran like hell

"Ahhh we will all get a good long rest while he's busy" said Sango

"Gods bless Sesshoumaru for this" Miroku exclaimed

"Hm little brother see how you like it and you know how it feels, now I need to celebrate this happy event I must go and find my mate" very happy hiding in the bushes Sesshoumaru thought, then left to find Kagome

Hot spring, and a horny Taiyoukai

Lemon starts

Sesshoumaru found Kagome washing in her favorite hot spring she had one foot up on the edge of the spring bank washing her leg as she lathered and moved up and down her leg washing it Sesshoumaru became unbearable aroused and hard. Kagome was in for a big surprise Sesshoumaru stripped. In a flash Kagome found herself held up and pinned against the spring bank by a kissing her senseless and pounding into her Sesshoumaru,. Kagome had her hands on his shoulders bracing herself with her legs around his waist while thrusting into him Kagome's movements became rapid

She pulled her lips from his "I it's to good Sesshoumaru"

"Yes mate" he said while he proudly stared deep into her eyes and her walls gripped his length like a vice "Show me"

"Oh by all the kami's yes Sesshoumaruuu" she cried out as 5 more orgasms overtook her Sesshoumaru kept moving

"Kagome kiss me hard"

She did he used his tongue more aggressively then usual, he sped up to inhuman speed his strokes became deeper and harder as if he were trying to bury himself in her hot welcoming cavern forever. Kagome used her legs to pull him to her signaling him to go harder so he obliged Sesshoumaru granting his mate her wish pounded into her relentlessly. Kagome slammed herself into him hard making him groan with pleasure and want for more, then their end was nearing and they both exploded for what felt like forever they rode out their highs for a long time and stilled after it ended and briefly rested

"Sesshoumaru more please? You just screwed my brains out I don't know what's wrong with me but it's like I did nothing at all, I'm sorry" Kagome said sadly with her head on his shoulder

"Kagome look at me, look into my eyes"

"Are you mad? I didn't mean that your not enough" he grinned

"No I am not mad, the reason for this mate is because it is mating season I am in heat" do you not notice I want more and I'm hard again? We will be pleasuring each other for many hours to come one thing you should know with mates even when both are not in heat and one is the other will go into heat then there are times both are in heat at the same time"

"Sesshy I've been a bad girl you can punish me now" Kagome teased

"Hm, so I shall"

He moved within her again and soon both released Sesshoumaru still with Kagome wrapped around him leapt out of the water laid her on her back and continued, then had her screaming his name in ecstasy after they released a few times Kagome turned them until he was on his back with her on top she rode him

"Sesshoumaru I am going to make you scream my name" she rode him relentlessly, while tightening her muscles around him at the same time sending him into mind numbing ecstasy he never closed his eyes instead he kept them locked onto hers "Mmm Sesshoumaru"

"Kagome ooooo that's it oooh gods woman ride me hard harder" he said, then "Kagomeeeee"

"Sesshoumaru yesss"

Still straddling his hips she turned around with her back facing him once again straddling his hips she put his shaft inside her again and began riding him. After more shared releases he turned her onto her hands and knees entered from behind and plundered her depths with his huge shaft. Sesshoumaru moved slow for a while then Kagome started pushing back into him

"You feel so good I could stay buried inside you forever" he told her

"Faster harder ahhh Sesshoumaru harder oh yes like that it feels good" she lustfully exclaimed "Oh my god's"

"I love you Kagome" he whispered in her ear

"And I you my Sesshy sama more then life itself"

"I am not finished with you yet my little temptress" Sesshoumaru told her smiling lecherously

"Yes lord horniness" Kagome teased

"Provoker of lust" he replied

After hearing her words he immediately hardened again laid them on their sides facing each other, reentered her and began moving in and out taking her over the edge repeatedly with him

"Sesshoumaru" she moaned

"Mine and only mine" he whispered in her ear full of possessive passion

"And your mine Sesshoumaru, I love the way you love me only you ever will"

He nipped her neck then kissed her while his tongue danced with hers. Kagome kept her leg around his hip pushing him in ever deeper they continued at their most pleasurable activities throughout most of the day

Lemon ends

After they slept and bathed the two relaxed and while eating knowing Kagome would love it and would appreciate the humor in it Sesshoumaru told her what he did to Inuyasha she laughed so hard she nearly sprayed the tea in her mouth across the ground laughing

"Aw Sesshy and you didn't invite me to the party I feel so left out" she teased with a fake pout

"But mate there wasn't time it was nail Inuyasha then or miss my chance for having revenge and fun" Sesshoumaru said smiling evilly

"I know I was just teasing I just wish I could have seen it though"

Inuyasha's fool attempt

Over a week had passed and Inuyasha decided that he was going to have some fun with and at the same time torture Sesshoumaru, so he was about to put his wicked plan into action. That night Inuyasha slipped lust potion into Sesshoumaru's food, knowing the sneaky hanyou was both up to and had already done something Sesshoumaru switched bowls of food with him as always Inuyasha wolfed his food down like it was the last meal on earth, after a few seconds he was so damn horny that he was actually in pain

The best part was it was perfect timing seeing as how Ayame was going to be away for a week. Needless to say Inuyasha was going to have a long few horny torturous days ahead knowing him he'd go searching for Ayame and have to frequently stop and relieve himself along the way

"Gulp, ah, um, I gotta" Inuyasha never finished the sentence, at the same time with one hand over his crotch took off into the forest

And be damned if that wasn't exactly what happened he had to keep stopping during the hunt for his mate and relieve his aching condition which slowed his search by hours. You see the wicked hanyou had used a triple strength lust potion for Sesshoumaru instead of one week this one lasted three weeks

"Hm, little brother attempted to use a triple strength lust potion on me and slipped it into my food" Sesshoumaru stated

"Hah? Kagome and the others said in unison

"Yes and that is the reason I not only switched food with him but also tea just to make sure. You see the one I used only lasts one week this one lasts three weeks" Sesshoumaru explained they all died laughing

"Oh my fucking gods, Inuyasha royally screwed himself this time" Sango said

"Hey do you think it'll break off after three weeks of nonstop humping? Miroku wisecracked "Ouch my pee, pee broke"

"Miroku you are a sick little monk" Sango said

"Come on you know it's true. And I bet you were thinking it to, so don't act all virginal and innocent"

"Ouch I'm a girl" Kagome said with her hand holding her crotch and limping "That is what Inuyasha will be saying and doing after it falls off"

"Shit Kagome your as bad as Miroku" Sango exclaimed

"Yes Kagome welcome to my club, hehehe" Miroku said

"So depraved, but so hilarious" Sesshoumaru commented