Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto if i did

Yes I've began a new story, which is quite terrible of me to do lol, since i still have yet to do anything with Spread your Wings and Loyal(especially the former) but i just couldn't seem to get this out of my head, so in an attempt to do so I've decided to finally write it out. Again I'm driffting towards the darker and older Naruto perhaps I should try something else but hey i like it so whatever. Also this will be a NaruxHarem yayyyyyy ^.^ cause he defintaly deserves all the love he can get. About those invovled in the harem, I do have some ideas to who I will be including, however there are also ones that I know I will not include under any curcumstance.

To prevent whinners down the road I shall announce now that the harem will not and I repeat will not include Hinata or Sakura or any of the female genin. One being their a little on the young side for him and also they won't compliment him at all in this fic. So if you can't under any curcumstance even entertain the idea of Naruto in a romanctic relationship that does not include Hinata Sakura, Tenten or Ino then this fic may not be for you. I'm not saying there won't be any one-sided on the girls parts but their will be no shared feelings!

Also a bit of warning. There will be no girlxgirl action even though its a harem, the girls will not automatically accept each other and have a giant orgy, they will claw, scratch and try to sabotoge each other at every possible chance they have to get closer to Naruto, they will not harber romantic feelings for each other. They will not "play" amoungst themselves when Naruto is not around, at most they'll grudgenly accept the other's feelings for Naruto but not so much the girls themselves. (It's not that I have anything against those who prefer the same sex, I merely not going to make perfectly straight women into bi-sexuals just because I can or to get reviews)

Anyway it's pretty obvious this is m-rated for sexual situations and gore so for those who didn't catch on to it, it is m for a reason or two

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. ~Woody Allen

The Kusarigama writhed through the air

It broke through skin colored fair

The constant drips resonated within the clearing

The pain expressed with a scream was audible to his hearing

The metal bit and tore through fragile flesh

Tearing the clothing of mesh

Bringing the life blood forward

The lesson that had been declined and unlearned had led to this slaughter

Something that would be regretted forever

For their string of fate had been severed

They would no longer take in an crisp autumn breath

They could feel the end,upon their nape the icy fingers of death

They could see the killer, the ender of their time

His blonde hair and face stained with a red grime

His blue eyes gleamed with something sinister

They realized with horror that he would be their finisher

The cold metal lashed out, no doubt about to become their life's bane

Tearing a path through the crater ridden plain

Within the moment it struck, it had all became clear

They had nothing left to fear

They slipped into the inky abyss, abscent of light

For the ending had come, the curtain had closed upon their fight

He returned his weapon to its orginial place hidden within his clothes. He had tried to warn them that they should just surreneded but they were far too prideful for such a thing. Something like pride had no place within the world of the shinobi. Pride and honor was for Samurai who fought with a set of morals that they would never stray from. How could someone like a shinobi even lay claim to such things, there was no honor nor pride with assasinating someone while they slept, when their guard was down. There were no real morals for shinobi, as long as they were loyal to their village and followed their orders their was nothing wrong with what they did. Slaughtering entire towns within a night, sparing none not even the children and women.

This time had been a rather close call though, his cover had almost been blown. So many years were sacrificed for this identity, there was no way that he would let it go without a fight. The mission could now continue completley uncompromising, something much more rare in his field of expertise. He let out a small exabrated sigh as he surveyed the damage to the area, he had tried to make it as quick and subtle as possible, but the opponent had seemed to use nothing else than highly destructive ninjutsu. To him widespread, high chakra costing ninjutsu was the fighting style of cowards, those who would rather kill from a distance rather than up close. He himself had no such qualms about fighting, he actually preferred to use ninjutsu as little as possible. The impracticality of them being one main reason for doing so.

The opponent had a greater opportunity to either dodge or counter an attack if it was ninjutsu based, drawing out the battle till one remained. Besides it was much more simpler to kill a person with the swipe of a kunai than a giant fireball, depending on the hand-to-hand battle skill of the attacker. That also being the overplayed fact of elemental affinities, while it was understandable that a person would wish to play to their strengths, only knowing element based jutsu which you had a disposition for would lead to a very short career as a shinobi. You never truly knew who you were going to come into contact when on a mission, it could be someone whose element who naturally overpowered yours or reverse. It was always useful to have at least a few element jutsu that you were at least proficient with that could be used in any sort of situation. But practically and simple common sense seemed to be lacking in most shinobi in this day, thinking the one with the flashiest and most destructive jutsu was the best of the best.

Perhaps he merely felt this way for he focused more on his own special abilities than anything else. It was because of these abilities that he excelled so well within his field of work, one that was quite different from the stereotypical ninja battle. It was more of a battle of the sexes, getting his female customers to trust him and to get them infatuated enough that they would tell him anything. Even the highly classified projects that their noble and distant husbands were working on. That being women were the most complex creatures upon the earth, making attempting to gain knowledge from them unaware rather a challenge. It was because of his special ability that he was one of the best within this field, one of seduction. Though most people usually called them whores, working in brothels and servicing customers while gaining information about a target that was connected to that brothel in some way or another.

One had to word everything carefully, that being saying the wrong thing could lead to a cover blown or something that could compromise the entire mission. Missions that took years to complete, for to establish all the relationships and connections needed for a succesful mission had to be done with the utmost care which took quite a bit of time to do so. One could simply not rush in, weapons drawn and demand answers, it required a finesse of sorts that many people civilian and shinobi alike lacked. Perhaps that was why few shinobi even attempted to go into this field, the amount of skill in drawing in the opposite sex was something that seemed to elude others. It was this skill that Naruto had in abundance, his master had taken him in young seeing the potential within his gifts.

She had taught him the weight of words, the impact of body language within a conversation. Lessons that used to this very day, she had been so thrilled to find a pupil to pass along her skills onto, one who would do well within the remnants of the karyūkai(1) world, for the geisha had faded away leaving only the predecessors behind, those did not believe themselves to be above giving sexual pleasure to their customers. While it was your main job to please your customer sexually, you must also please them intellectually. Even the most sexual driven people would tire from a great beauty if said person had the wit and personal opinion of a 3 ounce stone.

He idly thought that it would be nice to see her soon, that being when he went on "vacation" to Konoha. It would b e nice to see everyone one again, it had been such a long time. There was even a new Hokage, the first's grandaughter. He wondered if she knew anything about his ability, it wasn't a very well known fact, his sensei made sure of that. People would question everything he did if they knew wondering if he used it or not. Though even his abilities had limits, not disabling limits but limits none the less. The sensation of a liquid falling upon his skin brought Naruto from musings, it was starting to rain, perhaps it would help in cleaning of the blood that he was currently splattered with. It had even gotten into his hair he noted with a small amount of distatisfaction, he would have to wash it at least three times to get it completley out.

The light patters of rain that had began when he was within the forest had turned into a full blown storm. He grimaced at the puddles that lay upon the polished wooden floor, Okaa-san(2) was certainly going to have a talk to him about that, hopefully an apprentice would clean it up before she saw it. He had nearly made it to his door before the crinkling sound of fabric had caught his attention. He looked down the hall to see Hitomi making her way towards him, her elaboratly decorated kimono lighlty brushing the floor. Her auburn hair pulled into an elaborate bun at the base of her nape, with silver gray eyes that reminded him of the sky after a rain storm.

"Naruto you're soaking wet," She gave an amused smile at his appearance and casually brought her hand to his face to brush his bangs from his eyes

"Ahh I was talking a walk and got caught in the rain,"

"Really, you're lucky that Okaa-san is with an apprentice right now or she would certainly scold you, besides what if you were to get sick?" A worried tone crept into her voice as she gave a small concerned frown

"Don't worry about that Hitomi, I have an excellent immune system, haven't been sick for years," He gave a gentle smile before bringing his hand up to her face to adjust a piece of hair that had escaped from the bun,"besides someone as beautiful as you should never have a reason to frown, let alone actually do it,"

"Always the charmer," A teasing smile made its way upon her face, eyes bright with mirth

"Ahh not even a blush, how cruel~"

"If you want a reaction go flirt with the new apprentices, I'm sure you could have them tomato red within five minutes"

"five?, please I could do it in three," Naruto sighed dramatically as though the very idea that it would take him five minutes to overwelm an apprentice was the greatest insult

"That's right for a second I forgot who I was speaking with,"

"Apology accepted, besides are you going to keep flirting with me all night or let me change out of my wet clothes,"

"Please go ahead, I wouldn't dream of keeping you from dry clothing," Hitomi gave a mock inclination of the head before making her down the hall disaperring as she turned into another hall the sound of giggling following her upon within the hall.

He'd have to remember to summon an apprentice to come collect his wet clothing, though by the amount of saturation that it had been exposed to it was probably ruined. His hair was still damp from the hot bath that he had taken the moment that he had gotten into his room. Although Okaa-san prefered a more traditional styled tea brothel she still allowed for the modern ammenaties such as running water and showers. He had been correct when he said it would take three washes to rid himself of the blood, luckily the rain had removed most of it so Hitomi had not noticed it upon him. He tensed when he felt the fluxation of chakra, his hand already upon the ring of his hidden kunai and relaxed when he found it only to be a toad summon with a scroll tied to its back.

"Yo whats up Naruto," The small blue toad gave a odd salute before slipping the scroll from it's back to the table that it rested upon

"Please do keep your voice down, there are others that are still awake at this time," The toad gave a sheepish grin or at least the closest thing to a grin that a toad could give, gave a jauntly salute before disapering in a puff of smoke. Picking up the scroll naruto quickly opened the seal with a small pulse of chakra, unrolling the scroll he quickly scanned the page. Giving a small sigh Naruto closed the scroll before stowing it way. Okaa-san wasn't going to be very happy with him at the moment, really Konoha had no consideration for his mission. It seemed as though he was going to have to take his vacation a couple weeks earlier than planned. He quickly checked his appearance in the small mirror that rested upon his dresser, if there was one thing that Okaa-san detested with all of her being it was a messy appearance. Leaving the confinds of his room, Naruto quickly weaved through the various hallways to his destination, greeting others as he went. Soon he came to a stop before an door garnished as one would with a cake with a small strawberry above the handel of the door, he took a deep breath before opening the door and walking into the belly of the beast.

(1) "world of flowers and willows" refers to the world of geisha and maikos

(2) literally mother, title used for the owner

Waaa finally done, though not as long as I wanted it to be

anyways tell me what you think, really it's okay there's no reason to be shy