I OWN NOTHING! Believe me if I did….Things would be..different :) MWHAHHAAHAAHHAA!
*Ahsoka is sitting tied to a chair*
Zany (from computer screen) : And welcome back! I'm thinking of making this a separate story actually and just do all of the characters instead of inserting this into Force Fail.
Ahsoka: MMmmhh!
Zany: Oh, right… *rips off duct tape*
Ahsoka: What the heck! Is everybody from your planet insane or something? Why hasn't my master woken up yet?
Zany: I told you here I'm in control, I just can't wait till Lucas Arts figures out where you are! But don't worry this happens to a LOT of characters, more than you think, and they'll take you in for therapy and erase this, then put you back where you belong in the Star Wars universe for season 3, and in between episodes they'll give you back to the fanfic authors.
Ahsoka:….One question, have I been here before?
Zany: Oh, yes many times, not here here exactly, but on this site TONS of times. I wonder if you'll retain any of this when they wipe your mind, you see the mind-whipping has sometimes caused odd dreams.
Ahsoka: Really?
Zany: Yes, very similar looking to prophecies and stuff like that. Anyway I wonder if you'll remember anything because almost nobody's crazy enough to go up to a character, normally we just influence them from afar. It is really quite fun.
Ahsoka: Like…how?
Zany: Nevermind that now we want to take advantage of my insanity and ask you some questions! Now I'll just type up some of the questions we have for you! ;) this one is from KittyCaterpillar.
"How in the galaxy did you come up with "Skyguy" for your master's nickname? -.-"
Ahsoka: Do I have to answer?
Zany: Yes.
Ahsoka: Fine, I was really really nervous and I was trying to act cool, because I mean this is Anakin Skywalker! They don't just assign anyone to be his padawan. So I kinda acted up a little, which I sort of regret in hindsight and it slipped out and then it stuck for a while.
Zany: interesting…NEXT QUESTION!
Ahsoka: Oh, dear.
Zany: This one is from Ahsoka33
Ahsoka: A fan of mine?
Zany: Yep.
"Dear Ahsoka,
Is it true that you have a crush on Rex? Are you going out with him? Do you know that your insane master is married to a senator? Did you know that Obiwan is a player? Did you read my stories yet?
Sincerely,
Ahsoka33 and her sister, Aisha
P.S. Sorry for taking your name XD :P"
Ahsoka: At least she apologized…Wait WHAT? Rex? Master Anakin? Senator? OBI-WAN IS A WHAT NOW?
Zany: calm down and answer them one at a time.
Ahsoka:…uh ok-ay then…
About Rex, we're just friends, I mean I know what the Jedi Code says…So no we're not going out, he knows that Jedi can't fall in love…well we're not supposed to anyway. But really there's not anything you can do about that! You can't just decide not to-
Zany: so that's a yes?
Ahsoka: I told you: we're just friends F-R-I-E-N-D-S!
Zany: But you have a crush on him.
Ahsoka: No!
Zany: Ooh sorry time's up for that question, we've got others to respond to!
Ahsoka: Thank goodness.
Zany: You still have to answer the other 2 questions…
Ahsoka: MASTER SKYWALKER IS MARRIED TO A SENATOR? O_o
Zany: Yep. We'll take that as a 'no' you didn't know.
Ahsoka: Does anyone else know?
Zany: Not yet, Oooh! Guess which senator it is GUESS GUESS GUESS!
Ahsoka: Please tell me it's not…
Zany: Five bucks says it is!
Ahsoka: Senator Chu Chi?
EVERYONE IN THE WORLD: *facepalm*
Zany: *annoyed* No. It's not.
Ahsoka: Is it Padme'?
Zany: DUH, YES!
Ahsoka:….That…explains a lot actually.
Zany: NEXT
Ahsoka: Obi-wan is a-No I can't say it. Why would they even ASK that?
Zany: Because of Ventress, Siri, Satine, those Ani-Wan crack fics...
Ahsoka: AKKK! PLEASE ERASE MY MEMORY! Eww! I'll be scared for life even if my memories erase what you just said!
Zany: Wonderful! This is from my real-life friend, awsmninja
"my question: so ahsoka how do you feel about being pared with anaken?... ALL THE TIME XD
second question: how do you feel about being paired wiiiiith... rex?"
Ahsoka: Anakin? Someone paired me…With Anakin? He's my master for crying out loud!
Zany: *reaches out of screen and puts a hand on Ahsoka's shoulder* Ahsoka, Ahsoka, Ahsoka, if you knew every person you've been paired with you would probably have a heart-attack…but I guess we'll see about that later
Ahsoka: I don't want to know!
Zany: Well how do you feel about being paired up with your master? Go on and tell all those Anisoka fans!
Ahsoka: Anisok-nevermind. I think that's a bit twisted, I mean sure it's not like we hate each other but attachment is-
Zany: Forbidden, we KNOW, but that's what makes it sooo much more romantic!
Ahsoka: You people are disgusting.
Zany: Well it's obvious Anakin's attached to YOU, he'll do anything to keep you safe!
Ahsoka: What…Do you mean?
Zany: Brain Worms incident? Remember? HE got that information by torturing Poggle because he thought you were in danger.
Ahsoka: He..did?
Zany: When Cad Bane captured you remember...
Ahsoka: I remember, please don't bring that up again!
Zany: And now we once again come back to Rex.
Ahsoka I told you we're just friends!
Zany: We're not asking if you love him we're asking how do you feel about being paired with him.
Ahsoka: um…kinda freaked out.
Zany: Great! Our last question is from, alienvspredator5
"My question is: So ahsoka how do you feel being paired up with people like Anakin, Rex, Cad Bane, Bobba fett, OC characters, and my favorite pairing Assajj Ventress? Answer the question!...please."
Ahsoka: Why are you insane people only interested in my love life?
Zany: no avoiding the question.
Ahsoka: *re-reads the list.* EWWWWWWWW! THAT'S JUST WRONG! Anakin and Rex I've already told you. Cad Bane? ARE YOU CRAZY? That bounty hunter tried to KILL me, he's kidnapped younglings, killed jedi! That's just horrible. Boba Fett? I've only seen him once before! He's a criminal how could I be paired with either of those low-lifes?
Zany: idk do you like bad boys? ;)
Ahsoka: No! JEDI CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WHAY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
Zany: And the other two?
Ahsoka:…what's an OC?
Zany: Original Character, remember when I told you that I created that padawan that was talking to you?
Ahsoka: Oh, that seemed like ages ago, but yeah.
Zany: He's one of my OCs from a story called ForceFail.
Ahsoka: Oh.
Zany: once you and him switched masters, and I also made an OC called Zach Tano and he's your brother.
Ahsoka: You people are so weird. *reads the last one* *coughs* V-VENTRESS?
Zany: don't worry its rare, but it still happens.
Ahsoka: O_O NO!
Zany: Don't be offended because you're the same gender, tell us what you think about the couple?
Ahsoka: NO!
Zany: hmm
Ahsoka: So.. wrong…. That's so wrong. *curls up in the fetal position and mutters, traumatized*
*George Lucas comes in*
GL: You sick twisted Fanfiction authors are welcome to do as you like with my characters, but do you have to tell her what all of you have been doing?
Zany: YES!
GL: figures…its going to take a long time to wipe that away, do you know you just might've given her a lifelong fear of Ventress?
Zany: it was funny!
GL: *rolls eyes* whatever I guess I can't stop you...crazy fans *ahsoka is dragged away still muttering to herself
Zany: Guess that's it! Vote to tell me who you want to see next, since the poll on my bio is being used just tell me in the review
The choices are:
Anakin
Rex
Obi-wan
Cody
Aayla
Mace
Kit
Domino Squad (any of them)