Hello guys I've decided to take up the pen again in these tough times. I hope you enjoy the latest story I've taken up. Feel free to tell me what you think. I know that this fic may seem far out, but I've also put some imagination into this one. Rated T for the first few chapters, with an M rating for one chapter with lemon material. Please respect the rules and regulations, and enjoy the story.

Thanks for reading.

Mating 101: A Guide to Robot Love

It had been six months since the Axiom had returned to Earth. Much had changed for Wall-E and Eve in that time.

Eve had moved into Wall-E's truck and they had been renovating their living space in their spare time.

The hole in the roof had been repaired and much of Wall-E's collection had been reorganized for better use. Thanks to Eve, Wall-E now had an almost unlimited supply of refurbished parts he could use to repair himself. The good news was that many of Wall-E's old parts were being replicated from Buy N Large's old catalogue of units, so he didn't have to worry about salvaging for used parts. As a result he felt much more active than he had been in many years.

One morning, Wall-E had the day off and Eve was out helping with the restoration of the city. This gave Wall-E some time to really explore the new catalogue of parts for robots from Buy N Large.

After he had gotten through his morning routine, putting on his treads, charging his solar batteries and oiling his parts, he then took his new iPad off his shelf and connected to the internet. It helped that EVE had installed Wi-Fi in the truck, so they could now surf web 7.0 without any problems

He pulled up the Buy N Large website, and scrolled to the section entitled "Robot Parts & Accessories" He then typed in his unit call number and the inventory page came up.

"Whooa." Wall-E gasped, as he looked at the part selection.

Most of parts were help upgrade his trash capacity and mobility, but some of them were for leisure.

"Hmmmm" Wall-E pondered as he looked at what was available.

There was a workbench that would allow him to work on some of his internal parts without having to deactivate himself. The workbench was the latest model from the organization, it had its own internal power supply and would allow robots to perform upgrades on themselves without having to shut down their systems. All of their memory and data would be stored on the internal hard drive installed in the workbench.

As Wall-E looked into the workbench's specs more, he found that it would allow him to soldier circuits, test power levels, weld, perform hardware modifications and so forth. It also would allow him to perform internal surgery on other robots if they wanted it.

It seemed like an ideal choice for his next purchase from Buy N Large.

He then clicked the checkout box and decided to continue shopping.

Just then out of the corner of his optics and looked over on one of his shelves, he spotted something odd he had picked up the other day while rummaging through an old video store.

"Hmmmm" He pondered as he looked at the object.

He then reached out his hand and took it off the shelf, it was a square black box with writing on a solitary label. He read the label.

"B-Back...D-door...S-S-Sluts...Nine..." Wall-E sounded out loud.

He didn't know what was on this tape, but his curiosity got the better of him and decided to see what it was about.

Wall-E wheeled himself over to his VCR and popped the tape in. Soon the signal came through his ipod magnifier.

"oohhh...ahhhh...ohhhh..." The humans on the tape sounded.

Wall-E's optics grew wide, but he was confused. He had seen this stuff once before, but this time it was different. As he continued to watch the humans on screen, images of Eve kept entering into his Random Access Memory. He couldn't explain why, but for some reason he wanted to mimic what was happening on the screen with Eve.

"Ohhhh...EVEEAH!" Wall-E groaned as he glued his optics to the screen. He then started to bang himself against the ipod stand for some reason, until his coolant started to leak out of his trash compartment.

"OHHHH!" Wall-E cried as he realized he had a coolant leak from banging himself against the stand.

He instantly turned off the VCR, and trudged over to his part shelves. He grabbed a new coolant container, and opened his trash compacter where the leakage was still pouring out. He then reached in and detached the coolant container from his motor, there was definitely a break, he then poured the remaining coolant into the new container and installed it.

Tossing the old container aside, he took a rag and started to clean his trash compartment out, the coolant was sticky, but for some reason if felt strange to his hands for the first time.

"Hmmmmm..." Wall-E wondered as he looked at the coolant on his hand.

It was weird, what possessed him to bang himself against the stand, when he saw those images? Now he couldn't stop images of him banging against EVE out of his head.

After straightening himself out, he decided to go back to the Buy N Large website on the ipad.

He clicked on the troubleshoot support section, to see if he could find any real diagnostic for this problem he had just had.

He typed in his situation in troubleshoot description page, and hit search.

Wall-E then looked at what appeared on the screen, he found his answer.

Robot Artificial Intelligence: Mating Tendencies.

"Mating Tendencies?" Wall-E said.

He read the page.

"When a robot has achieved a high standard of A.I. they will begin to mimic the actions of human beings in the acts of sexual intercourse. However to achieve this level of A.I. it would be extremely difficult. The factors involved would include having feelings of love, a robot partner and being alone for long periods of time, and that's only if the unit will still be functioning." The page stated.

"Oooohh" Wall-E said happily.

Much of what the page was saying was true. He was still function after seven centuries and had been alone for most of the time, he gained a high level of A.I. and had found Eve. He continued to read.

"Solutions to a robot mimicking human mating practices:

1. Reset Unit to Original Factory Settings

2. Engage in mating practices in a safe environment, with robot partner.

"Whooa?" Wall-E pondered.

Eve had already did the first step when they returned to Earth a few months back. So he knew it wouldn't work to reset his mother board. Leaving the only option was to have sex with Eve, but that also had its own set of issues.

He had seen human mating practices before from pictures and movies, but he had never had feelings like this before he met her. It seemed that enough time had passed, and he had experienced a tremendous amount of loneliness as a result.

The other problem was he wasn't equipped to engage in anything like that. He was so small and Eve was twice his size, and how would she feel about it? Did she understand mating practices?

Wall-E thought for a moment, and then went back to looking at the Buy N Large website on his Ipad.

He browsed through the various sections, and to his surprise there was a software applications page that dealt with robots with A.I. issues.

"A.I. Issues?" Wall-E wondered.

He clicked on the link and instantly came up all sorts of accessories designed to help stimulate a robots nervous system. There were also applications that explained various types of methods for robots with A.I. to develop their personalities with regards to certain disorders.

One of which was the LOVE application.

As Wall-E read into the application further, it seemed that it would inform him about all the inner workings of being in love. The difference between human beings and robots, plants and animals and how these things worked together.

Wall-E overwhelmed with curiosity clicked the buy option and the application downloaded from the Buy N Large website. He then took out a USB plug and interfaced himself with the ipad, sticking the cable into the newly installed USB port on his back. After uploading the application to his hard drive, he reviewed it.

A red screen interface, poped up in his optics, blinding him briefly.

"Whooa!" Wall-E cried.

After making an adjustment in his display settings, he read the interface carefully.

It seemed that he was indeed capable of making love, the same way a human could, with a few modification to his body. Some of the parts he would have to construct, and the application also provided instructions on how to accomplish these modifications and other parts.

He then decided what the program said about Eve's model. After word searching for a few minutes, he found Eve's specs. It seemed she also could be modified for those activities. He pulled up a 3D image of the Eve model to examine what changes could be made.

Eve's containment chamber at the base of her body, which was used for storage, had room for expansion.

"Whooa." Wall-E examined.

Eve's chamber had a containment beam, behind which was her main power supply and motherboard.

Wall-E looked at her blueprints for a few moments and looked at the Buy N Large Catalogue.

He then decided it would be worth it to make the necessary modifications for both himself and Eve. But he would need to get some expertise in modern Buy N Large platform modifications.

And that would require taking some classes on the Axiom, and gaining some new skills beyond his trash compacter occupation. It had been a long time since he had gain a new skill set, but everyone was multi-tasking these days to repopulate and rehab the planet, so taking some classes wouldn't be a bad start.

He also decided not to tell Eve about his plans, he wanted it to be a surprise. Even if it would take him a few months to accomplish it.

-End of Chapter One-

So what happens next? I guess you'll have to wait and see. Feel Free to tell me what you think.