"Now, how do I do it?" Yzma asked as she looked around her lab, various test tubes bubbling up with poisons and transforming liquids alike. "I knowww..." The camera zoomed into her eye as it prepared to show the various stages going through her mind. "First I invite the emperor to play a game of golf. Then when he puts the ball on the tee and hits it...it'll EXPLODE!" She laughed maniacally at the idea of the plan.

Kronk popped his head in, confused as always. "Uhhhh...how does that get rid of Kuzco exactly?"

"Oh right..." Yzma tapped her chin for a moment. "Okay, now I got it! I'll place a bug riddled with a potion that will give the emperor a cold. Then I will pose as a sexy nurse and try to woo the emperor. And when we do it, I'll give him an STD. Then he shall slowly die and when he does I will be emperor!"

Kronk slowly backed away from Yzma after hearing she had an STD. "Yeah, but I mean...look at you, you're kinda old and...ugly, I don't think Kuzco would touch you with a stick. And I don't mean Kuzco's stick, I mean like a wooden stick, preferably from a tree or perhaps-"

"OH SHUT UP!" Yzma spouted. "I'm totally sexy... in an old school way! But if that's the case, I'll just poison the bastard and take the throne that way. It's...DINNER TIME!" Lightning crashed randomly.

But just then, Iron Man flew in and stepped back after seeing Yzma. "Whoah, that is one old looking dinosaur." He blasted Yzma through a window and breathed a sigh of relief. "Much better...she had like onion breath or something, could smell it a mile away."

"Yeah, she likes her onions." Kronk said calmly, not really caring that Yzma was blasted away. "Say, wanna stay for dinner, we're having the emperor over and I'm making spinach puffs!"

"As...well nasty as that sounds, no thanks. I've got fish sticks and booze waiting for me at home. Oh and Pepper, but I think I left the toilet seat up so she'll probably bitch about that." Iron Man sighed and slowly hovered off of the ground, then landed. "You know what, I think I'll take the door." He walked away and out of the room, then took a taxi to his next destination.