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This is a SasukeX Naruto

And this may be the most epic of all epic fanfics if you like my writing.

Um partial inspiration goes to Totally Captivated.

And the rest is my idea of a good time lol enjoy and you may now begin to read

Psychotic

The sky was crying…yes the sky has feelings, well at least to a 7 year old Naruto Uzumaki it does. Good thing he brought his umbrella with little yellow rubber duckies on it! (A/N so cute .)

Naruto, to anyone at first sight is an adorable little boy. With his golden blond hair, deep cerulean eyes, sun kissed skin, and white teeth; he captivates people and fills them with emotions that sometimes…they rather not have. Emotions such as jealousy and spite those are the dominate ones. Thus people were very mean to the adorable boy. However this did not put a damper on his spirits. Oh to the contraire! This just made the little blond feistier! And even more of an enigma to those around him, and at times a desire.

Anyways back to the adorable blond with the rubber ducky umbrella.

Naruto found himself outside on his way back from school, on the last stretch homeward bound, so close to home and out of the rain, standing in front of a drenched little boy. Naruto frowned at this.

'Why would anyone be out while the sky is crying?' was all the little boy could think.

Thus Naruto shifted his umbrella to shield the other little boy from the rain. At first the boy didn't move, didn't make a sound, didn't do anything to acknowledge that the blond had done him a courtesy. So Naruto, never the patient one, spoke first.

"Hey are you ok?" the sweet little blond asked in his sweet little voice.

Then and only then did the drenched boy move. The boy jerked then lifted his eyes to meet Naruto's, and when they met Naruto gasped. He gasped because of what he saw. What he saw shocked him. What he saw hurt him. Hurt him in such a way that he couldn't help but smile at the boy. What he saw was a similarity. What he saw in the small boy's eyes was sorrow. No, anguish. Anguish is what seemed to flow in the boys eyes. Those dark, dark, oh so very dark eyes that looked like abysses that would swallow him whole.

"And if I said I wasn't…what would you do?" the reply was rude and the boy scowled and looked mean even from his spot on the floor. He looked all…superior…well that's the word I'm using I don't think 7 year old Naruto knows that word…maybe the wet boy on the floor did…I digress. Naruto couldn't help but wonder how could someone there age look like the adults did? Especially all soak'n wet and what not. But this didn't put the blond off at all he just beamed at the boy and said…

"I would do whatever I can to make you feel better." Now the dark eyed boy was not expecting this answer, no he was expecting to get meanness back.

"Hn" the little boy then proceeded to stand up with little effort. Naruto couldn't help but think he would have slipped first, and then stood up, but he wouldn't voice this. Oh no he wouldn't. Naruto just continued to hold the umbrella over the boy and smile.

Naruto and his deep cerulean eyes took in the dark eyed boy's features for the first time. The boy was pale. Like…like…like…um…a paper perhaps? No that shiny stuff the table is made out of! No! Like a ghost! No, the shiny stuff the table is made out of.

"Is that a word? That noise you just made?" The boy had inky black hair that laid about his head like a mop that gets plopped on the floor.

"No, dobe it's a sound." The boy's voice was high but lower than Naruto's so he frowned at that.

"Hey! Don't call me names!" Naruto's voice to the boy was sweet and melodious. "Bastard…"

"That's a bad word you shouldn't say that." The boy was taller than Naruto by about an inch.

"Well what you called me is probably a bad word and you shouldn't have said it either!" They both sized each other up and unbeknownst to the other liked what they saw.

"Hn. You talk a lot." The dark haired boy began to reach out for the blond. The blond just continued to smile and stayed still.

"I get told that a lot. You're pretty. Why are you out here by yourself?" For the first time since this conversation started Naruto dropped his smile.

"I'm not surprised. You're cute. C-can I…hug you…" The soaked boy's voice trailed off at the end but the hand that was reached out never dropped. It just continued on its path to the other boy.

The blond scrunched his face. The other boy had completely ignored his question and he knew it. While the blond scrunched his face the other boy almost dropped his hand. Naruto reached out with one hand, the other still clasping the umbrella, and yanked the dark boy into his arms. He rested the arm holding the umbrella on the boys shoulder and clasped him tightly to his body. All the while the umbrella continued to shield them and the sky continued to cry.

"Thanks to you I'm all wet now…but that's ok…wanna come to my house?" this is what the blond whispered into the ear of a crying boy that was just so pretty.

"Dobe. Yes…I do." The boy whispered brokenly.

"Bastared" the boy whispered back.

They stood like that until the dark boy stopped crying.

"What's your name?" It had occurred to the blond that they never did exchange names.

"Hn. What's your name?" the blond huffed but playfully.

"I asked you first bastard!" The dark haired boy just grinned and grabbed the blond's tiny hand in his own.

"Sasuke." The blond smiled and it was contagious.

"I'm Naruto! You're my new best friend! Let's go! Jiraiya will love you!" The dark haired boy smiled so charmingly all through the walk just listening and teasing the little blond.

This would be Sasuke and Naruto's greatest and fondest memory…if they had remembered it.

. O.o . O.o

12 Years later Naruto's Pov

"Fuck off Kiba! Shit man! Gawd sometimes I can't stand your dog lovin' ass!" Who the fuck unleashes their fucking horse for a dog on their unsuspecting best friend huh! Who I ask you! Oh? What's this? Oh that's right! Only a horse dog loving imbecile that's who! And at 6:00 in the morning at that! On a Sunday!

"Hey man Akamaru loves your stupid ass IDK why he just does."

'Kiba has the audacity to shrug at me! Oh he can eat my pillow!'

So I throw my pillow that has drool on it…yes my drool is on it…at his face!

"That's just nasty man!" I heard the plop it made on his face so I concur.

"Oh shove it dog breath! Akamaru! No! Don't you do it! Aawww come on! Have mercy!" I tried to doge it really I did but when Akamaru wants to give you some wet, slobbery, nasty, slick, gross, cute..ish, dog kisses there is no getting out of it.

"Kiba, why is it you feel the need to ruin my mornings and make them so damn animated? It's too early for this man." I can't help but groan. Will I ever get a normal morning?

My best friend since after my car accident when I was like 9, which is also when my memory starts cuz that car crash did some mad damage, has been none other than Kiba Inuzuka. When we first met he said I was his princess and that he was my prince, and the prince looks after the princess. He has been stuck to me like glue ever since…*sigh* and I him. What can I say were best friends forever. No homo.

He and I have this thing where we really don't give a crap what our hair looks like cuz we be sexy as all hell and we know it. So he's a shaggy brunet and I'm a shaggy blond. It's not like we don't brush it or anything it's just hard to tame.

His family is like this clan thingy so they all have these weird/bad ass tattoos on their faces. His are these blood red triangles. He's, sadly, taller, bulkier, and I take that back not sadly. He's also dumber than me. Not that I'm dumb or anything.

He's darker than me skin tone wise, mentally I think we both are strong with the dark side. I have sexy naturally tan skin. It looks good on him though. No homo. We are bi if that counts just not bi for one another.

We both played football together him defense and I offence throughout high school. Texas state champions I am proud to say. Now we play for a college team. Now that I just went over all of that you're probably wondering just like I am, what is this hulking idiot doing in my room? My room that I share with no roommates, my room that should only have one key that is on me and one spare key that disappeared when I got the place a week later. Oh I think some light bulbs are going off! Oh you guessed it! Ding Ding Ding!

This ass wipe took my key and just comes and goes as he pleases.

"You know you love it just as much as you love me!" He crawls on the bed to kill me with his weight I think.

"Ugh you fat ass! And if I compare his kisses to how much I love you then I honestly don't love you then!"

This is the part where I get suffocated by my drool soaked pillow and beg for mercy or at least to go pee…

"You are not a morning person dude." I slap Kiba upside his head.

"It has taken the 10 years that you have known me to figure this out dummy?" I grin as he throws me in a head lock and Akamaru jumps on my back.

"Double teaming me huh! You guys always play dirty man!" After all that good fun is over…I seriously still do have to go pee.

-10 min later-

"Dude, what are we gonna do today?" Kiba had his head on my stomach and I somehow managed to get dressed and lay on top of my bed. Akamaru was chilling out on the floor.

"Well dip shit I was going to still be asleep right now, but who did that get ruined by? Hhmmm I fucking wonder?" I popped him lightly on the forehead and throw my other arm over my closed eyes thinking 'what the hell are we gonna do today?'

Kiba had just opened his mouth when my phone went off.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.

She touched herself. She touched herself.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.

I laughed myself to sleep.

"LOL dude who is that? Isn't that the ringer for all the hoes in yo phone, and the people you're too lazy to program in?" Kiba starts to poke me in the face and is getting dangerously close to my eye.

"Yeah, so"

"Ugh, so answer the damn phone!" I still don't move.

"What happened to bros before hoes? I really don't feel like answering IIIiiitttTTTT! Fuck man don't do that! Poking me in my side is not cool!" I am now on the floor with that stupid idiot I call a besty on my bed laughing at me.

"Answer it! Or I'll do something worst you spaz. Pfft I mean really who falls of the bed from a poke in the side? Our fearless (1)QB that's who." Ugh

"Hello?"

"Naruto, baby I know we can work this out, I…"

"Who is this." You have to cut them off or they don't get the point.

"Baby! You can't be serious? It's Haku!"

"Ugh, aren't you the one who broke up with me baby? What do you want."

"Fine! If that's the way you want it, I tried to give you a second chance! You will regret this Uzumaki Naru-"

"What a bitch. Are you happy now man I just got nagged at what 6:30 in the morning? Dah fuck is he doing awake at this time anyways?" Kiba just keeps laughing at my expense.

"Gawd you're the worst prince ever." I stand up to leave the room only to be wrenched back into a set of thick arms that wrap around me and yank me into a hard chest. I grin. But Kiba doesn't have to see it.

"Aaww I'm sorry princess. You know I care about you the most!" he nuzzles my neck and I swear he's really smearing his snot on me.

"Oh shut up and let's go to the mall and loiter around or something. And before you can even ask dog breath yes, that means we need to take Akamaru back home he is not staying in my room." Kiba is mumbling but I just laugh and try to pry his arms off my waist.

He doesn't let go so I bump my butt into his crotch so he stumbles back.

"Whoah, Naruto! Watch where you're swinging that weapon of mass destruction!"

"Shut up butt munch and let's go!"

"Autobots! Roll out!"

"You're such a dork!"

-2 hours later-

"Did you see that? Man tell me you saw that!" Kiba and I have been at the mall for about an hour and then we fell asleep in those massage chair things until this mall cop comes over and wakes us up, and then the craziest thing happened the cop got decked in the face!

"WTF dude yes I saw that! Why are we still sitting here dip shit! Get up before back up comes and we get stuck in this mess!"

Bros before hoes but I am not starting a criminal record with him for delayed reflexes.

Something seemed to click in his mind and he sprung up to jog up to me. You don't run. Ever. Never ever ever in a mall do you run. Too suspicious.

I look back to see the cop still getting decked in the face and feel kinda bad.

"Kiba, should we help him out?"

"Nope, it's going to be bad for us if we do. Don't play hero princess if you do your prince will not hesitate to restrain you in the opposite direction. You feel me?"

I roll my eyes.

When I turned to face forward I smacked into something. Hard.

"Oh fuck! I am so sorry." Kiba stabilizes me but he's tense. Now that's got me worried. To get a big guy like Kiba to tense is some pretty intense stuff. So I do what any normal person would do and look up.

"Wow…Um scary much." I silently reach back and fumble for Kiba's hand. It probably looks weak I know but fuck weak when your supper nervous and your best buddy is standing right next to you. Gay or not I am taking Kiba's hand and bolting. If I get the chance.

Before me stands a tall pale businessy looking dude. No scratch that mafia lookin' dude with a crew of mafia looking lackeys behind him. I don't look at his eyes but I do know there black. Or a deep, deep, deep like I mean they look black, brown. He's frowning. Why am I not surprised and I'm really not trying to take in any details about this dude so I'm just gonna go on ahead and walk around the scary looking group of mafia children.

Sharp eyes catch the movement of my hand searching for Kiba's and a voice that I was not expecting to hear comes up.

"So you finally went homo for your best friend huh?" Is that a bitch I hear? Oh dear. It's Haku.

"Come on Kiba we out. Nice seeing you too Haku." I try to walk around but Haku gets in our way. And Kiba's retarded feet don't seem to remember how to function.

"Oh, but Naruto you just have to meet my new boyfriend."

"I don't have to meet anybody. Now I would appreciate if you would be so kind as to move your scrawny little ass please." This earns me a shove from a not so large child who looks like he got in a fight with the bleach bottle.

"Whoah buddy! Hands off we don't want any trouble just trying to get to a different part of the mall. Don't go trying to figure out who you're gonna sell my vital organs to already." Oh Kiba I love you but are you trying to get us killed. The bleached guy sneers in response.

"You just disrespected bosses property. You're not getting off that easy."

"Hey fuck off man. Go get this gold digger something nice."

"What did you say you dog loving bitch!" Haku screeches. This is going nowhere I want it to go.

"Why can't we be friends! Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends! Why can't we be friends!" They stopped bickering to look at me dumbly. Hey my singing is great just so that you know.

"Great now that I have your undivided attention…my friend and I shall take our leave Haku enjoy your new boyfriend my best wishes to you and have a nice day gentlemen Kiba…lets scoot boot and boogie alright? Alright. Pleasure really it was." I start to walk around the black wearing mass yanking Kiba with me.

A hand. A hand was planted right smack dab in the middle of my chest, none to gently I might add, and abruptly brought me to a halt.

"Are you the guy who two timed Haku, then started stalking him. And when he continued to refuse you, you began to spread rumors around about him?" The man's voice was so sensual, low, deep, and nerve wreaking. It makes me shiver. In what I can't tell but right now it's probably because he's very creepy.

Wait… what? Back track.

What the fuck is this guy talking about…

"Hell to the fucking no! Haku you bitch gawd you broke up with me! You just called me this morning asking to get back together! What the fuck is your-"

Geezus lord it hit me so fast I didn't have time to block. Next thing I know Kiba's supporting me all over again.

Then all hell broke loose.

The mall cop's backup finally came and me and Kiba were seen getting ganged up on, so they came over to help us out I mean really, and somehow they got bribed with money and Kiba got dragged away somewhere and I got stuck with Haku and Mr. Let-Me-Punch-Honest-Dudes-Who-Have-Bad-Tastes-In-Boyfriends-And-Said-Boyfriends-Are-Fucking-Elaborate-Habitual-Liars!

"Take it easy on him baby he can help you out at the office, you've been looking for someone right? You can use him and make him feel as bad as he made me feel right baby? He's like a house wife. He cooks, cleans, runs errands, and all does all kinds of house hold stuff. Probably the only thing he is good for."

The damn sexy evil man looks at me with eyes meant for the lowest of the low.

Wait? Sexy. Ugh well I guess anyone in a business suit looks good. Excpecially this guy with his marble skin, strong cheek bones, sharp eyes, defined nose and chin, and look at that…You don't have fucking time to think like this! Get a hold of yourself man!

I start to shake my head at my crazy thoughts. So lost was I in said thoughts that I was quite startled when the sexy, evil, bastard began to speak.

"You…" Oh so now my name is you…bitch. He tosses a card in my lap that doesn't even make it to my lap because it's a flimsy piece of wannabe cardboard. Oh by the way I'm on the floor how and why I don't know. It just happened.

"Come to that address tomorrow at 6. Be there or my people will find you instead."

"I don't think so I have college to attend thank you very much." He narrows his eyes at me.

"Squint all you like to I have a life." A foot collides with my chest and my head bounces on the floor. Shit man! That's tile!

I groan. Fuck did that shit hurt.

"Be there or my people with find you instead." What a hooker.

"Oh Haku don't you ever come near me again. *Hhiisss* Don't you ever! Come near me again!" the foot pushes harder.

"It should be me telling you don't come near Haku again or you will regret it."

"Fuck off bitch!" The foot press down one more time and then leaves.

"See you tomorrow Naruto." Haku that cheeky bitch called out to me.

I just laid there on the floor. People just passing by and what not.

"What? Never seen somebody laying on the floor before!" Gawd I hate it when people stare….and put there foot in my chest.

(1) The Quarter Back

So did you like it! If you liked it i write another chapter if not well im not gonna waste your time lol ill try again next time.

Hopeing against hope that you enjoyed

Psychotic

Ja'ne