Chapter 4 a new director
A/N: sorry about the delay I've been very busy with school and holiday and Christmas and stuff anyway I OWN NO CHARECTERS! And I'm dedicating this to my friend in the loft cause she helped me with it now ON WITH THE SHOW!
Charlie Bone the play
Me:*standing in the middle of the stage in front of curtains* sorry but this performance has been cancelled due to the fact that we have no director
Audience: awwwww no fair
Me: yes I'm sure that you are all devastated...
Audience member 1: so it's over?
Me: Pretty much you must be so sa...
Audience member2: so there's no ice cream!
All other audience members: *gasp* no... Ice cream?
Me: YES NO FLIPPIN ICECREAM!
Audience:*fall to their knees* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: so u don't care about the play
Audience member 3: hell no
Me: GRRRRRRRRR!
Audience member 3: DONT HURT ME!
Me: why is it that every time I say grrr they assume that I'm gonna hurt someone
Audience member 1: cause your scary
Me: OH! ...*sighs* whatever we don't have a director so what's the point
Charlie: *come out from behind curtains* can't one of us do it?
Me: nope.
Olivia: *come out also*well maybe someone from your other story could help.
Me: Yeh I tried that.
Olivia: and?
Me: they ran for the hills
Olivia: ah...
Emma: *bounces out from behind curtains with Tancred* maybe someone else's characters might want to help
Me: Yeh maybe my friend In the loft could help
In the loft: Heya! I am making a guest appearance and am so very excited!
Me: Hi so I need someone to be a director. Do you know anyone who could help?
In the loft:*zaps Oliver! Characters onto the stage* What happened to the old director dude?
Me: He errr... had to leave rather...errr... suddenly and...er... unexpectedly *weird grin*
In the loft: Very unfortunate. The best directors always do vanish suddenly and unexpectedly. Anyways. I think these guys could be AWESOME directors!
Me: right then, good, so *turns to Oliver! Characters* who wants to a director?
Bill Sikes: I think I would make an EXCELLENT director.
Charlie: NOOOOOOOOOO I'VE READ ABOUT HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO ANYONE ELS! !
Sikes: *cracks knuckles* and 'oo might you be you young pipsqueak?
Charlie: I AM CHARLIE BONE DECENDENT OF THE RED KING ON MY DADS SIDE AND A WIZARD ON MY MUMS SIDE, PICTURE TRAVELER, DEFEATER OF THE EVIL COUNT HARKEN, and AND ALL ROUND AUSOME GUY WITH A WAND THAT'S A MOTH!
Claerwen: *flies out and lands on Charlies shoulder*
Bill: Oh. Well... Hum... Er...
Olivia: oh come on Charlie, give the scary dude a chance... *whispering* do you really think we can't handle him?
Charlie: good point
Fagin: Hey! I think I'd be a much better director than him!
Me: oh how to choose... oh how about a comp
Olivia: like a drama one?
Me: no Liv a directing one
All: good plan then we see who's best at it and pick that person
Me: well the two possible directors will come up with a short scene with the characters, after we *indicates myself and Charlie bone characters* will explain the relationships between them like friends, enemies etc, and then the audience and I will choose which was best *smile happily*
Audience member 2: so will there be ice cream?
Me: *sigh* yup
Audience: HUZZAR, HUZZAR!
Fagin: Sounds like a plan of EPIC proportions m'dear.
Sikes: Don't be sure you'll win old man
me: ok wait sec *goes off with Charlie bone characters and Sikes and Fagin to explain characters relation ships but NOT their powers cause that might be useful later who knows* u guys just do stuff back in a mo
Oliver: I'll sing and entertain everyone! *begins Where is Love* 12:06 PM
Dodger: *looks bored*
Nancy: *elbows Dodger*
Audience member 1: aw
Audience member 2: I'M BORED
Audience member 3: I want ice cream
Oliver: Don't you like my song?
AM (audience member) 1: I LIKE IT!
Oliver: YAY! *to Dodger* Ha!
Dodger: *yawns*
Nancy: Boys! Don't fight.
AM 2: BOO, HISS, GET OFF!
AM 3: WHERE IS THE ICECREAM!
Dodger: Wasn' goin' to Nance. I'd beat 'im in a second anyways.
In the Loft: *throws ice cream at AM 3*
AM 3: THANK YOU IN THE LOFT!*scoffs ice cream*
Me: *bows* Very welcome.
Me: *returns with Charlie bone characters and Sikes and Fagin* we're back did any thing get destroyed while we were gone?
Me: Nope. Not anything. I found ice cream!
AW 3: YES SHES THE BEST PERSON EVER!* continues to scoff ice cream*
Me: ok... good
In the Loft: I like that guy!
AW 1: I like the small child who can sing!
AW 2: he's boring
AW 1: HE IS NOT HE HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL!
AW 2: right you just keep believing that
Oliver: Thanks AW 1!
Fido: *randomly pops in* AGAIN WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT ME!
Me: sorry Fido
Charlie: *whispering to Olivia* wow she can be… nice!
Me: That was a stage whisper Charlie
Charlie: Hehe… oops
Fagin: I am ready for this competition. It sounds like a great challenge. I SHALL WIN!
Sikes: Don't be sure, oldie
Fagin: At least my hat doesn't look like someone sat on it!
Sikes: OI!
Me: OK! Then who wishes to go first?
Me: OK! Then who wishes to go first?
Sikes: I shall, and let the rat man know who's boss!
Me: now, now every one is equal in this competition right then come up with a scene and, well DIRECT! Have a beret *throws beret to Sikes*
Sikes: *swaps hats* Hm. I feel like a fool in this hat.
Fagin: You look like one too
Charlie bone characters:*fall about laughing*
Sikes: *glares, and hands out scripts to the Charlie Bone characters*
Charlie: interesting...
Emma: I guess...
Sikes: OK. Three, two, one... ACTION!
Charlie: I AM CHARLIE BONE!
Emma: I AM EMMA TOLLY!
Sikes: Say it with more passion.
Olivia: WAIT A SEC HOLD IT, HEY DIRECTOR THIS SAYS THAT I AM WEARING JEANS AND A TSHIRT!
Sikes: *sighs* Yes. What about it?
Emma: Olivia doesn't wear jeans and a t-shirt... unless it's a disguise
Sikes: Well she does now. OK, let's skip to the bit where you start saying how great I am.
Olivia: *flicks through to that bit* 'wow bill Sikes is so great and clever'*raises eyebrow* do you really expect us to say this junk?
Emma: cause I'm not gonna
Charlie: nor me
Fido: no way
Sikes: Yes you are. *looks threatening and beats cudgel into left hand*
Tank and Lysander: oh we are sooooooo scared (!)
Charlie: Yeh we're quaking in our shoes (!)
Emma and Olivia: so afraid (!)
Sikes: *gets mad* AAAAAAAAA! DO AS I SAY MINIONS! I COMMAND THEE!
Me: Oh man
Charlie bone characters: DID YOU JUST CALL US MINIONS!* angry wind starts blowing around Tanc, drums are heard and ghostly shapes start to paper around Lysander, dinosaurs and tigers and other scary animals appear around Olivia* YOU SHOULD REALY THINK ABOUT THAT!
Sikes: *high pitched scream and he runs away*
Charlie bone characters: now he knows not to mess with us
Me: Oh guys! Ok I guess that means bill Sikes is out of the comp so that means...Fagin we have to see if the audience like your stuff so... go
Fagin: *hands everyone their scripts*
Charlie: *turns it upside down* is this hand written?
Lysander: and not neatly
Fagin: OK, I can't write very well
Dodger: You didn' write that!
Fagin: Sssssssssssssssssssssh!
Dodger: *fumes*
Fagin: Just... Act?
Emma: what does he mean you didn't write it?
Olivia: I DONT LIKE PEOPLE WHO LIE IN THE THEARTER!
Fagin: I never said I wrote it. I just said I couldn't write very well. Anyway. I dictated...
oliva: ok so u came up with the lines and so on?
Fagin: Exactly
Olivia: ok then...
Fagin: Good
emma: so should we start?
Fagin: Excellent plan miss. Start
charlie: I am about to go shopping to buy a cake
Emma: I will come with you
olivia: wait friends the shop has been vandilised
emma and charlie: OH NO!
Fido: WHAT WILL BECOME OF US!
tanc: excuse me mister director?
Fagin: Yes?
Tanc: is this whole 5 page script about a cake shop?
Fagin: No. You get to the drama in a second!
all:*turn page* ok that is drama...
Lysander: *runs on to stage glances at script* THE OWNER OF THE SHOP IS DEAD! 3:21 PM all others on stage:*gasp*
AM1: this is stupid
AM3: yeh no proper plot line
AM2: BOO!
audience:*start booing ang hissing and etc*
me: I don't think they like it fagin...
Fagin: How very depressing. MY DREAMS OF AN ACTING CAREER - RUINED!
Dodger: You have dreams?
Nancy: Of an acting career?
charlie: *looks at the hand written pages* question, erm old guy whos name escapes me, have you ever heard of a computer?
Fagin: A com-put-er?
charlie:*pulls random computer (appel mac) on a table with wheels in* this thing is a computer
me: where did you find that?
Fagin: AAAAAAAA IT WILL KILL US ALL!
charlie: I found it backstage some where... and its not gonna kill you
Fagin: *comes out from where he was hiding behind Oliver* Oh... er... I knew that...
AM 1: so you though it was gonna kill some one so you hide behinde I small child... that is wimpy and mean
Oliver: Tell me about it!
Me: *stands at the front of the stage* EVERY ONE LISTEN!... i think that this play can survive without a director I mean it didn't go well with one so Oliver! Charecters I am afraid that you are no longer needed, please leave and In the loft, thanks for the help , You wanna help me say goodbye to the audience?
Me: Sounds awesome!
me: well thats the end of the show this time everybody see you next time I'm Girlbubble7991 and this is...
In The Loft: In the Loft Cheerio!
*crutain falls on us*
me: FIDO!
A/N: well I hope you liked it and thanks to In The loft again for the help in the real world! CICK ON THE BUTTON TO MAKE IT HAPPY!...R&R!