Chapter 4 a new director

A/N: sorry about the delay I've been very busy with school and holiday and Christmas and stuff anyway I OWN NO CHARECTERS! And I'm dedicating this to my friend in the loft cause she helped me with it now ON WITH THE SHOW!

Charlie Bone the play

Me:*standing in the middle of the stage in front of curtains* sorry but this performance has been cancelled due to the fact that we have no director

Audience: awwwww no fair

Me: yes I'm sure that you are all devastated...

Audience member 1: so it's over?

Me: Pretty much you must be so sa...

Audience member2: so there's no ice cream!

All other audience members: *gasp* no... Ice cream?

Me: YES NO FLIPPIN ICECREAM!

Audience:*fall to their knees* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Me: so u don't care about the play

Audience member 3: hell no

Me: GRRRRRRRRR!

Audience member 3: DONT HURT ME!

Me: why is it that every time I say grrr they assume that I'm gonna hurt someone

Audience member 1: cause your scary

Me: OH! ...*sighs* whatever we don't have a director so what's the point

Charlie: *come out from behind curtains* can't one of us do it?

Me: nope.

Olivia: *come out also*well maybe someone from your other story could help.

Me: Yeh I tried that.

Olivia: and?

Me: they ran for the hills

Olivia: ah...

Emma: *bounces out from behind curtains with Tancred* maybe someone else's characters might want to help

Me: Yeh maybe my friend In the loft could help

In the loft: Heya! I am making a guest appearance and am so very excited!

Me: Hi so I need someone to be a director. Do you know anyone who could help?

In the loft:*zaps Oliver! Characters onto the stage* What happened to the old director dude?

Me: He errr... had to leave rather...errr... suddenly and...er... unexpectedly *weird grin*

In the loft: Very unfortunate. The best directors always do vanish suddenly and unexpectedly. Anyways. I think these guys could be AWESOME directors!

Me: right then, good, so *turns to Oliver! Characters* who wants to a director?

Bill Sikes: I think I would make an EXCELLENT director.

Charlie: NOOOOOOOOOO I'VE READ ABOUT HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO ANYONE ELS! !

Sikes: *cracks knuckles* and 'oo might you be you young pipsqueak?

Charlie: I AM CHARLIE BONE DECENDENT OF THE RED KING ON MY DADS SIDE AND A WIZARD ON MY MUMS SIDE, PICTURE TRAVELER, DEFEATER OF THE EVIL COUNT HARKEN, and AND ALL ROUND AUSOME GUY WITH A WAND THAT'S A MOTH!

Claerwen: *flies out and lands on Charlies shoulder*

Bill: Oh. Well... Hum... Er...

Olivia: oh come on Charlie, give the scary dude a chance... *whispering* do you really think we can't handle him?

Charlie: good point

Fagin: Hey! I think I'd be a much better director than him!

Me: oh how to choose... oh how about a comp

Olivia: like a drama one?

Me: no Liv a directing one

All: good plan then we see who's best at it and pick that person

Me: well the two possible directors will come up with a short scene with the characters, after we *indicates myself and Charlie bone characters* will explain the relationships between them like friends, enemies etc, and then the audience and I will choose which was best *smile happily*

Audience member 2: so will there be ice cream?

Me: *sigh* yup

Audience: HUZZAR, HUZZAR!

Fagin: Sounds like a plan of EPIC proportions m'dear.

Sikes: Don't be sure you'll win old man

me: ok wait sec *goes off with Charlie bone characters and Sikes and Fagin to explain characters relation ships but NOT their powers cause that might be useful later who knows* u guys just do stuff back in a mo

Oliver: I'll sing and entertain everyone! *begins Where is Love* 12:06 PM

Dodger: *looks bored*

Nancy: *elbows Dodger*

Audience member 1: aw

Audience member 2: I'M BORED

Audience member 3: I want ice cream

Oliver: Don't you like my song?

AM (audience member) 1: I LIKE IT!

Oliver: YAY! *to Dodger* Ha!

Dodger: *yawns*

Nancy: Boys! Don't fight.

AM 2: BOO, HISS, GET OFF!

AM 3: WHERE IS THE ICECREAM!

Dodger: Wasn' goin' to Nance. I'd beat 'im in a second anyways.

In the Loft: *throws ice cream at AM 3*

AM 3: THANK YOU IN THE LOFT!*scoffs ice cream*

Me: *bows* Very welcome.

Me: *returns with Charlie bone characters and Sikes and Fagin* we're back did any thing get destroyed while we were gone?

Me: Nope. Not anything. I found ice cream!

AW 3: YES SHES THE BEST PERSON EVER!* continues to scoff ice cream*

Me: ok... good

In the Loft: I like that guy!

AW 1: I like the small child who can sing!

AW 2: he's boring

AW 1: HE IS NOT HE HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL!

AW 2: right you just keep believing that

Oliver: Thanks AW 1!

Fido: *randomly pops in* AGAIN WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT ME!

Me: sorry Fido

Charlie: *whispering to Olivia* wow she can be… nice!

Me: That was a stage whisper Charlie

Charlie: Hehe… oops

Fagin: I am ready for this competition. It sounds like a great challenge. I SHALL WIN!

Sikes: Don't be sure, oldie

Fagin: At least my hat doesn't look like someone sat on it!

Sikes: OI!

Me: OK! Then who wishes to go first?

Me: OK! Then who wishes to go first?

Sikes: I shall, and let the rat man know who's boss!

Me: now, now every one is equal in this competition right then come up with a scene and, well DIRECT! Have a beret *throws beret to Sikes*

Sikes: *swaps hats* Hm. I feel like a fool in this hat.

Fagin: You look like one too

Charlie bone characters:*fall about laughing*

Sikes: *glares, and hands out scripts to the Charlie Bone characters*

Charlie: interesting...

Emma: I guess...

Sikes: OK. Three, two, one... ACTION!

Charlie: I AM CHARLIE BONE!

Emma: I AM EMMA TOLLY!

Sikes: Say it with more passion.

Olivia: WAIT A SEC HOLD IT, HEY DIRECTOR THIS SAYS THAT I AM WEARING JEANS AND A TSHIRT!

Sikes: *sighs* Yes. What about it?

Emma: Olivia doesn't wear jeans and a t-shirt... unless it's a disguise

Sikes: Well she does now. OK, let's skip to the bit where you start saying how great I am.

Olivia: *flicks through to that bit* 'wow bill Sikes is so great and clever'*raises eyebrow* do you really expect us to say this junk?

Emma: cause I'm not gonna

Charlie: nor me

Fido: no way

Sikes: Yes you are. *looks threatening and beats cudgel into left hand*

Tank and Lysander: oh we are sooooooo scared (!)

Charlie: Yeh we're quaking in our shoes (!)

Emma and Olivia: so afraid (!)

Sikes: *gets mad* AAAAAAAAA! DO AS I SAY MINIONS! I COMMAND THEE!

Me: Oh man

Charlie bone characters: DID YOU JUST CALL US MINIONS!* angry wind starts blowing around Tanc, drums are heard and ghostly shapes start to paper around Lysander, dinosaurs and tigers and other scary animals appear around Olivia* YOU SHOULD REALY THINK ABOUT THAT!

Sikes: *high pitched scream and he runs away*

Charlie bone characters: now he knows not to mess with us

Me: Oh guys! Ok I guess that means bill Sikes is out of the comp so that means...Fagin we have to see if the audience like your stuff so... go

Fagin: *hands everyone their scripts*

Charlie: *turns it upside down* is this hand written?

Lysander: and not neatly

Fagin: OK, I can't write very well

Dodger: You didn' write that!

Fagin: Sssssssssssssssssssssh!

Dodger: *fumes*

Fagin: Just... Act?

Emma: what does he mean you didn't write it?

Olivia: I DONT LIKE PEOPLE WHO LIE IN THE THEARTER!

Fagin: I never said I wrote it. I just said I couldn't write very well. Anyway. I dictated...

oliva: ok so u came up with the lines and so on?

Fagin: Exactly

Olivia: ok then...

Fagin: Good

emma: so should we start?

Fagin: Excellent plan miss. Start

charlie: I am about to go shopping to buy a cake

Emma: I will come with you

olivia: wait friends the shop has been vandilised

emma and charlie: OH NO!

Fido: WHAT WILL BECOME OF US!

tanc: excuse me mister director?

Fagin: Yes?

Tanc: is this whole 5 page script about a cake shop?

Fagin: No. You get to the drama in a second!

all:*turn page* ok that is drama...

Lysander: *runs on to stage glances at script* THE OWNER OF THE SHOP IS DEAD! 3:21 PM all others on stage:*gasp*

AM1: this is stupid

AM3: yeh no proper plot line

AM2: BOO!

audience:*start booing ang hissing and etc*

me: I don't think they like it fagin...

Fagin: How very depressing. MY DREAMS OF AN ACTING CAREER - RUINED!

Dodger: You have dreams?

Nancy: Of an acting career?

charlie: *looks at the hand written pages* question, erm old guy whos name escapes me, have you ever heard of a computer?

Fagin: A com-put-er?

charlie:*pulls random computer (appel mac) on a table with wheels in* this thing is a computer

me: where did you find that?

Fagin: AAAAAAAA IT WILL KILL US ALL!

charlie: I found it backstage some where... and its not gonna kill you

Fagin: *comes out from where he was hiding behind Oliver* Oh... er... I knew that...

AM 1: so you though it was gonna kill some one so you hide behinde I small child... that is wimpy and mean

Oliver: Tell me about it!

Me: *stands at the front of the stage* EVERY ONE LISTEN!... i think that this play can survive without a director I mean it didn't go well with one so Oliver! Charecters I am afraid that you are no longer needed, please leave and In the loft, thanks for the help , You wanna help me say goodbye to the audience?

Me: Sounds awesome!

me: well thats the end of the show this time everybody see you next time I'm Girlbubble7991 and this is...

In The Loft: In the Loft Cheerio!

*crutain falls on us*

me: FIDO!

A/N: well I hope you liked it and thanks to In The loft again for the help in the real world! CICK ON THE BUTTON TO MAKE IT HAPPY!...R&R!