"I have chosen a husband for you." The Sultan said in a monotone and clearly hypnotized voice. "You will wed Jafar." The door swung open and the menacing Jafar stood there, accompanied by Iago. Jasmine stumbled back.

"You're speechless I see, a fine quality in a wife." Jafar approached Jasmine and took her hand.

Jasmine tossed his hand away. "You dick!" She ran over to her father and tried to speak to him, but duhhh...he was hypnotized. "Father, I choose Aladdin-or Ali, whoever he is. Though I don't think I technically met him as Ali because of the last Aladdin story, but whatever! It doesn't matter, I choose him!"

"Prince Ali died-I mean LEFT, he left." Jafar shouted, correcting himself. "And you bet your ass I'm a dick, I am the bad guy after all."

"Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar." Aladdin said from the doorway.

"HOW IN THE FUCK?" Iago shouted out for all to hear. "What? I'm voiced by Gilbert Gottfried, accept the cursing or suck it up!"

Aladdin quickly grabbed Jafar's staff... and then he grabbed the cane he was holding, too, and then smashed it to pieces. "Old man, Jafar's been controlling you with this. Also he has a tiny penis."

"You bastard!" The Sultan shouted as he lunged towards Jafar.

And just when it seemed this couldn't get any weirder, Iron Man flew in with his army of kitties and looked around. "I am Iron Man, and I don't have any idea why these things are suddenly back, but...get 'em." The cats suddenly turned evil and mauled everyone in the room except for Jasmine. "Come on, baby, let's go get us something to drink."

"But I'm only 18..." Jasmine said.

Iron Man looked at her for a moment then shrugged. "More beer for me, get her!" The cats mauled her as well as Iron Man flew into the distance.