Friday Night, 7:00 pm

From: Finn

What r u doin 2nite?

From: Kurt

Trying to decipher your horrid textspeak.

From: Finn

?

From: Kurt

Never mind. I'm writing a paper. You?

From: Finn

PRTY SNTNS!

From: Kurt

What is a sntns?

From: Finn

Santana's house.

From: Kurt

Oh, have fun.

From: Finn

U shud cum!

From: Kurt

Obvious ejaculation joke aside, I'm going to Mercedes's house after my paper is finished.

From: Finn

No fun. :(

From: Kurt

Call me if you need a ride.

From: Finn

im not drinkin 2nite. Not after last time lol

From: Kurt

Good plan. My car still smells like beer and bad decisions.

From: Finn

what do bad decisions smell like

From: Kurt

Facepalm.

From: Finn

?

From: Kurt

Nothing. Have fun tonight—and call me if you need anything.

From: Finn

k thanx. :)

Friday night, 8:00 pm

From: Finn

KURTY KURTY KURTTTTTT!

From: Kurt

…yes?

From: Finn

How u doin sexxxxxyyyyyyyyyy?

From: Kurt

Aha. I see the "no drinking" thing didn't last long.

From: Finn

jus had a few…so hows da papper goin

From: Kurt

Almost finished. How many girls have you drunkenly made out with?

From: Finn

Lost count after 1

From: Kurt

Interesting

Finn

im hard.

From: Kurt

I'm easy.

From: Finn

ooooooh rly

From: Kurt

It was a joke, Finnigan.

From: Finn

i liked ur joke.

From: Kurt

Um. Thanks.

From: Finn

ur cute.

From: Kurt

Thanks, dear. *eyeroll*

From: Finn

no rly! like not cuz im drunk I rly always thot u were kinda cute.

From: Kurt

Okay, Finn, you should probably stop drinking now.

From: Finn

will u kiss me goodnite when u take me home

From: Kurt

Oh, absolutely.

From: Finn

RLY.

From: Kurt

No.

From: Finn

:(

From: Kurt

You're gonna read this tomorrow and punch yourself in the face.

From: Finn

or touch maself.

From: Kurt

Ha. On that note, I'm going to finish my paper now. Take it easy on the drinking. Call me when you're ready for me to come pick you up.

From: Finn

kk luv u byeee.

Friday night, 9:30 pm

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From: Finn

I'm in love with you, Kurt. You have a sexy ass, and I just want to bury my cock in it.

From: Kurt

Whoever is using Finn's phone, you suck at imitating him. Try misspelling some words.

Friday night, 10:00 pm

From: Finn

Kurt wht u doin

From: Kurt

Sitting up, waiting for you to call me to come get you.

From: Finn

Wht about cedes house

From: Kurt

Well, she lives on the other side of town from Santana, so it's just more efficient for me to postpone my night with her until later.

From: Finn

i dont deserve u.

From: Kurt

?

From: Finn

u r so good 2 me n u drive me when im drunk n u cancel ur plans 2 b ther 4 me

From: Kurt

You're my friend.

From: Finn

None of my other buds do that 4 me.

From: Kurt

Those are the same "buds" that throw me in the dumpster and slushie me in the hallway.

From: Finn

I rly do love u.

From: Kurt

I love you too, Finn.

From: Finn

:)

From: Kurt

:)

From: Finn

Hahaha were so sweeeeet

From: Kurt

Oh, yes.

From: Finn

But i wntd u 2 kno tht i rly apreshiate all u do 4 me kurt. rly.

From: Kurt

Well. Thanks.

From: Finn

im gay

From: Kurt

Sigh. Why is everyone gay when they're drunk?

From: Finn

Ok im not gay

From: Kurt

Then why did you say it?

From: Finn

idk

Friday Night, 10:45 pm

From: Finn

i said it bcuz i rly love u

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From: Kurt

That doesn't make you gay. That makes you compassionate.

From: Finn

what does that mean

From: Kurt

It means you care for others.

From: Finn

i think a/b kissin u sumtimes.

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From: Kurt

I think about kissing you sometimes too.

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From: Finn

alot?

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From: Kurt

The Alot is my favorite animal, actually.

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From: Finn

?

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From: Kurt

Never mind. Yes, I think about it a lot.

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From: Finn

i do 2

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From: Kurt

Really?

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From: Finn

well sumtimes. and other things.

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From: Kurt

What kind of other things?

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From: Finn

like makin out. grinding. fucking u into ur mattress.

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From: Kurt

Oh. Wow.

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From: Finn

:) sounds like u like that idea

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From: Kurt

Ha. Maybe I do.

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From: Finn

what part do u like the best. hehe

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From: Kurt

Well, it all sounds fun...

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From: Finn

what do u think about when u...u kno...

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From: Kurt

You.

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From: Finn

what do i do 2 u in ur head?

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From: Kurt

Kiss me. Blow me. Fuck me.

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From: Finn

mmm...i bet ur hard just talking a/b it

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From: Kurt

I might be...what about you?

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From: Finn

im thinkin a/b ur pretty mouth around my cock and im lovin it.

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From: Kurt

Wow...that's really sexy...

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From: Finn

u have 2 admit...u love it 2...u love that im thinking about you fucking my mouth and gettin off on it

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From: Kurt

I do. I love it a lot.

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From: Finn

u love what?

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From: Kurt

I love that you want me to suck your cock.

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From: Finn

oh god...that is so hot...

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From: Kurt

I really hope this isn't the beer talking, Finn.

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From: Finn

lol beer cant txt.

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From: Kurt

Clever.

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From: Finn

nobody thinks im smart. do u?

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From: Kurt

Everyone's good at something. You're good at making people smile and feel good about themselves.

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From: Finn

do i make u feel that way

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From: Kurt

Always.

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From: Finn

aww. u have the prettiest eyes.

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From: Kurt

You think so?

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From: Finn

ya. i cant decide what color they r.

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From: Kurt

Glasz.

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From: Finn

pretty sure thats not a color kurt.

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From: Kurt

Whatever. It's like...azure.

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From: Finn

its like a mix of blue green gray yellow and silver...fuckin beautiful

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From: Kurt

Wow. Thanks.

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From: Finn

i think we should kiss

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From: Kurt

Okay.

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From: Finn

rly?

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From: Kurt

No.

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From: Finn

dont b mean i just wanna kiss u.

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From: Kurt

It's the alcohol talking, Finn. You will regret this entire conversation in the morning.

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From: Finn

and what if it isnt the alcohol talkin?

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From: Kurt

Then ask me to kiss you tomorrow.

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From: Finn

and u will? promise?

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From: Kurt

Gladly.

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From: Finn

ok! :)

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Friday Night, 11:30 pm

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From: Kurt

How much have you had to drink?

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From: Finn

lost count after 1

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From: Kurt

You've really got to learn how to count past one, Finn.

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From: Finn

im not stupid.

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From: Kurt

I didn't say you were.

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From: Finn

ur so smart. i kno u think im dumb.

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From: Kurt

I could never think that about you.

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From: Finn

orly why not.

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From: Kurt

Intelligence is more than just stuff you learn in school, Finn.

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From: Finn

LIKE WAHT.

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From: Kurt

Finn...you can look at a person and immediately make them feel like they're on top of the world. You can hug someone and make every bad feeling go away. Sometimes I feel like you're the only person who makes me truly happy.

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Saturday Morning, 12:00 am

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From: Kurt

Sorry, I guess I got carried away.

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Saturday Morning, 12:30 am

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From: Kurt

Finn?

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From: Finn

This is Santana Lopez's mother. I assume you are his friend. Come get his passed-out drunk ass off of my porch.

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Saturday Afternoon, 1:00 pm

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From: Finn

Kurt.

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From Kurt:

Finn.

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From: Finn

Thanx 4 taking me home.

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From: Kurt

No problem...

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From: Finn

I read our texts from last night.

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From: Kurt

Yeah...you were really out of it. I was just playing along. I'm sorry I got a little deep at the end there...I didn't take anything you said seriously, don't worry.

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From: Finn

You said you would "gladly" kiss me if I asked sober. And you said you thought about kissing me alot. And I think we mightve sexted a little bit.

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From: Kurt

Finn. A lot. It's two words.

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From: Finn

Well, do you really think about it A lot?

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From: Kurt

Maybe. Why?

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From: Finn

Because I do too.

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From: Kurt

Don't mess with me.

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From: Finn

So, you would GLADLY kiss me...

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From: Kurt

I know, okay? I want to kiss you. You have the excuse of being drunk and I don't. I'm sorry.

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From: Finn

I'm coming over now.

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From: Kurt

Why?

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From: Finn

You promised me a kiss and I'm holding you to it.

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From: Kurt

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From: Finn

I love you.

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From: Kurt

What does this mean for us?

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From: Finn

idk. But it means something.

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From: Kurt

Okay.

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From: Finn

You should know, Kurt...when I drunk text, I always mean what I say.