Friday Night, 7:00 pm
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From: Finn
What r u doin 2nite?
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From: Kurt
Trying to decipher your horrid textspeak.
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From: Finn
?
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From: Kurt
Never mind. I'm writing a paper. You?
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From: Finn
PRTY SNTNS!
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From: Kurt
What is a sntns?
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From: Finn
Santana's house.
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From: Kurt
Oh, have fun.
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From: Finn
U shud cum!
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From: Kurt
Obvious ejaculation joke aside, I'm going to Mercedes's house after my paper is finished.
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From: Finn
No fun. :(
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From: Kurt
Call me if you need a ride.
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From: Finn
im not drinkin 2nite. Not after last time lol
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From: Kurt
Good plan. My car still smells like beer and bad decisions.
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From: Finn
what do bad decisions smell like
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From: Kurt
Facepalm.
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From: Finn
?
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From: Kurt
Nothing. Have fun tonight—and call me if you need anything.
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From: Finn
k thanx. :)
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Friday night, 8:00 pm
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From: Finn
KURTY KURTY KURTTTTTT!
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From: Kurt
…yes?
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From: Finn
How u doin sexxxxxyyyyyyyyyy?
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From: Kurt
Aha. I see the "no drinking" thing didn't last long.
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From: Finn
jus had a few…so hows da papper goin
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From: Kurt
Almost finished. How many girls have you drunkenly made out with?
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From: Finn
Lost count after 1
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From: Kurt
Interesting
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Finn
im hard.
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From: Kurt
I'm easy.
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From: Finn
ooooooh rly
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From: Kurt
It was a joke, Finnigan.
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From: Finn
i liked ur joke.
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From: Kurt
Um. Thanks.
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From: Finn
ur cute.
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From: Kurt
Thanks, dear. *eyeroll*
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From: Finn
no rly! like not cuz im drunk I rly always thot u were kinda cute.
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From: Kurt
Okay, Finn, you should probably stop drinking now.
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From: Finn
will u kiss me goodnite when u take me home
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From: Kurt
Oh, absolutely.
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From: Finn
RLY.
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From: Kurt
No.
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From: Finn
:(
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From: Kurt
You're gonna read this tomorrow and punch yourself in the face.
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From: Finn
or touch maself.
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From: Kurt
Ha. On that note, I'm going to finish my paper now. Take it easy on the drinking. Call me when you're ready for me to come pick you up.
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From: Finn
kk luv u byeee.
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Friday night, 9:30 pm
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From: Finn
I'm in love with you, Kurt. You have a sexy ass, and I just want to bury my cock in it.
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From: Kurt
Whoever is using Finn's phone, you suck at imitating him. Try misspelling some words.
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Friday night, 10:00 pm
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From: Finn
Kurt wht u doin
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From: Kurt
Sitting up, waiting for you to call me to come get you.
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From: Finn
Wht about cedes house
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From: Kurt
Well, she lives on the other side of town from Santana, so it's just more efficient for me to postpone my night with her until later.
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From: Finn
i dont deserve u.
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From: Kurt
?
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From: Finn
u r so good 2 me n u drive me when im drunk n u cancel ur plans 2 b ther 4 me
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From: Kurt
You're my friend.
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From: Finn
None of my other buds do that 4 me.
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From: Kurt
Those are the same "buds" that throw me in the dumpster and slushie me in the hallway.
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From: Finn
I rly do love u.
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From: Kurt
I love you too, Finn.
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From: Finn
:)
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From: Kurt
:)
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From: Finn
Hahaha were so sweeeeet
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From: Kurt
Oh, yes.
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From: Finn
But i wntd u 2 kno tht i rly apreshiate all u do 4 me kurt. rly.
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From: Kurt
Well. Thanks.
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From: Finn
im gay
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From: Kurt
Sigh. Why is everyone gay when they're drunk?
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From: Finn
Ok im not gay
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From: Kurt
Then why did you say it?
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From: Finn
idk
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Friday Night, 10:45 pm
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From: Finn
i said it bcuz i rly love u
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From: Kurt
That doesn't make you gay. That makes you compassionate.
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From: Finn
what does that mean
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From: Kurt
It means you care for others.
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From: Finn
i think a/b kissin u sumtimes.
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From: Kurt
I think about kissing you sometimes too.
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From: Finn
alot?
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From: Kurt
The Alot is my favorite animal, actually.
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From: Finn
?
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From: Kurt
Never mind. Yes, I think about it a lot.
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From: Finn
i do 2
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From: Kurt
Really?
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From: Finn
well sumtimes. and other things.
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From: Kurt
What kind of other things?
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From: Finn
like makin out. grinding. fucking u into ur mattress.
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From: Kurt
Oh. Wow.
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From: Finn
:) sounds like u like that idea
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From: Kurt
Ha. Maybe I do.
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From: Finn
what part do u like the best. hehe
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From: Kurt
Well, it all sounds fun...
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From: Finn
what do u think about when u...u kno...
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From: Kurt
You.
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From: Finn
what do i do 2 u in ur head?
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From: Kurt
Kiss me. Blow me. Fuck me.
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From: Finn
mmm...i bet ur hard just talking a/b it
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From: Kurt
I might be...what about you?
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From: Finn
im thinkin a/b ur pretty mouth around my cock and im lovin it.
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From: Kurt
Wow...that's really sexy...
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From: Finn
u have 2 admit...u love it 2...u love that im thinking about you fucking my mouth and gettin off on it
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From: Kurt
I do. I love it a lot.
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From: Finn
u love what?
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From: Kurt
I love that you want me to suck your cock.
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From: Finn
oh god...that is so hot...
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From: Kurt
I really hope this isn't the beer talking, Finn.
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From: Finn
lol beer cant txt.
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From: Kurt
Clever.
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From: Finn
nobody thinks im smart. do u?
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From: Kurt
Everyone's good at something. You're good at making people smile and feel good about themselves.
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From: Finn
do i make u feel that way
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From: Kurt
Always.
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From: Finn
aww. u have the prettiest eyes.
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From: Kurt
You think so?
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From: Finn
ya. i cant decide what color they r.
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From: Kurt
Glasz.
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From: Finn
pretty sure thats not a color kurt.
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From: Kurt
Whatever. It's like...azure.
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From: Finn
its like a mix of blue green gray yellow and silver...fuckin beautiful
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From: Kurt
Wow. Thanks.
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From: Finn
i think we should kiss
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From: Kurt
Okay.
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From: Finn
rly?
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From: Kurt
No.
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From: Finn
dont b mean i just wanna kiss u.
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From: Kurt
It's the alcohol talking, Finn. You will regret this entire conversation in the morning.
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From: Finn
and what if it isnt the alcohol talkin?
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From: Kurt
Then ask me to kiss you tomorrow.
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From: Finn
and u will? promise?
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From: Kurt
Gladly.
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From: Finn
ok! :)
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Friday Night, 11:30 pm
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From: Kurt
How much have you had to drink?
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From: Finn
lost count after 1
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From: Kurt
You've really got to learn how to count past one, Finn.
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From: Finn
im not stupid.
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From: Kurt
I didn't say you were.
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From: Finn
ur so smart. i kno u think im dumb.
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From: Kurt
I could never think that about you.
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From: Finn
orly why not.
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From: Kurt
Intelligence is more than just stuff you learn in school, Finn.
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From: Finn
LIKE WAHT.
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From: Kurt
Finn...you can look at a person and immediately make them feel like they're on top of the world. You can hug someone and make every bad feeling go away. Sometimes I feel like you're the only person who makes me truly happy.
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Saturday Morning, 12:00 am
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From: Kurt
Sorry, I guess I got carried away.
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Saturday Morning, 12:30 am
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From: Kurt
Finn?
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From: Finn
This is Santana Lopez's mother. I assume you are his friend. Come get his passed-out drunk ass off of my porch.
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Saturday Afternoon, 1:00 pm
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From: Finn
Kurt.
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From Kurt:
Finn.
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From: Finn
Thanx 4 taking me home.
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From: Kurt
No problem...
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From: Finn
I read our texts from last night.
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From: Kurt
Yeah...you were really out of it. I was just playing along. I'm sorry I got a little deep at the end there...I didn't take anything you said seriously, don't worry.
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From: Finn
You said you would "gladly" kiss me if I asked sober. And you said you thought about kissing me alot. And I think we mightve sexted a little bit.
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From: Kurt
Finn. A lot. It's two words.
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From: Finn
Well, do you really think about it A lot?
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From: Kurt
Maybe. Why?
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From: Finn
Because I do too.
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From: Kurt
Don't mess with me.
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From: Finn
So, you would GLADLY kiss me...
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From: Kurt
I know, okay? I want to kiss you. You have the excuse of being drunk and I don't. I'm sorry.
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From: Finn
I'm coming over now.
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From: Kurt
Why?
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From: Finn
You promised me a kiss and I'm holding you to it.
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From: Kurt
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From: Finn
I love you.
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From: Kurt
What does this mean for us?
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From: Finn
idk. But it means something.
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From: Kurt
Okay.
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From: Finn
You should know, Kurt...when I drunk text, I always mean what I say.