I'm so bad...lolz Yes, another new story, I know, I should be working my ass off on my other ones XD I'm working on them...slowly *shot* I just couldn't resist this one X3 So, yea, this time it's a Kuni No Alice fanfic! I've been dying to write one but I didn't have any ideas lol I'll try and update this and the rest of my stories but I've got school so updates may be slow (not that it's ever been fast before *headshot*) Anyways, I thank Fate Pwns You for helping me with great advices! X3 And the lot of ya, go read her fics! It's pwnsome! Ok, I'll shut up now XD
Disclaimer: I do not own the Kuni No Alice series.
"Alice, my love! Alice, Alice, Alice!"
"Urk! Get away from me Peter!"
Ah…A normal day in the life of Wonderland…
*PUNCH*
…As normal as it can be that is…
Peter, who was just hugging dear Alice not too long ago, was now on the floor, tenderly rubbing his sore cheek where Alice had punched him.
"Alice~! You're so mean!" Peter whined at Alice who was huffing. The foreigner glared at the White Rabbit.
"I told you to stop clinging on to me!" Alice huffed, her cheeks red with anger.
"But Alice~! I can't do that! I love you too much!" Peter gushed, already trying to hug Alice again.
"Ugh!" Alice groaned before running away from Peter who called and chased after her. Once she was a fair distance from the prime minister, she slowed down and began to walk among the crowd.
'Honestly…I don't know how much longer I can last…I just wish Peter could tone down his "love" for me and not be totally crazy…' Alice sighed. She walked around, passing through many colorful stands and booths filled with varieties of merchandise. While passing one of the stands, a certain item caught her attention and she turned her head to see what had caught her eye. She walked closer to get a better look. It was a small crystal the size of a palm filled with sand. There was nothing special or interesting about it that made it stand out from the rest of the merchandise. The crystal was in the shape of a sun filled to the top with many cream-colored grains of sand. Alice extended her hand and grabbed the crystal. She stared at the crystal in her hand as if she were in a trance. Her dazed eyes never left the crystal as her slim fingers touched the smooth, cold surface center of the sun. She was snapped out of her daze by the voice of the faceless worker who ran that booth.
"Miss, can I help with you anything?"
"Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy this please."
"Of course, Miss."
Alice didn't know what possessed her to buy it. The words just came out of her mouth naturally. There was something about the crystal that just made her want to buy it. She paid the worker the required money and left the stand, the crystal in her hand. She walked over to a tree where there was nobody around and looked at the crystal once again. She could see part of her reflection on the surface of the crystal despite it being filled with sand. As if in a trance again, her fingers moved to touch surface, her eyes fixed onto the crystal with cream-colored sand. So entranced by the crystal sun, she did not notice one of the role holders coming her way.
"Alice?"
"Wah!" Alice exclaimed, jumping up in surprise by the sound of someone calling her name. The crystal fell from her hand and headed straight to the ground.
"O~to…"
"J-Joker?" Alice questioned looking at the red head that was bending over to her side. Joker straightened up and gave her a smile.
"But of course, Alice"
Alice's eyes trailed to what was in Joker's hand. It was the crystal sun that she had dropped in surprise. Before it made contact with the dirt covered ground, Joker had swooped down and caught it with his hand.
"Why the hell are you so surprised that it's us? Damn bitch should pay attention to your surroundings more. Maybe that's why you almost keep getting raped."
Black Joker. It was the mask at White Joker's side that spoke this time. Alice's cheeks reddened as White Joker laughed nervously.
"Kora, kora Joker…"
"What? It's true"
"It is not true! For your information, I pay perfect attention to my surroundings! You just surprised me is all"
"That's a fucking lie! If we were that stupid knight, you wouldn't have even known it was him and he would've fucking raped you by now! Perfect attention my a-"
"Ahahaha…" White Joker covered the mask to refrain from Black finishing his sentence. "I apologize for Black's behavior, Alice."
"It's fine…It isn't like I've never been around Black before" Alice sighed.
"Hey! I'm right here fucking bitch!"
"Anyways, I do believe this is yours, Alice?" White Joker smiled, putting his hand with the crystal sun out to Alice. Alice nodded and reached her hand out to take it.
"Yes…Th-Thank you, Joker"
"You're welcome" White smiled at her.
"Damn slut should be grateful we even saved it. What the fuck's so special about it? Looks like a piece of shit to me"
"What doesn't?" Alice asked, making White Joker laugh and Black Joker cursing at her.
"I must say though, that is an interesting item that you have…Did you buy it?"
"Yes. I saw it at one of the stands and I just bought it. Though I really don't know why…"
"Bitch doesn't even know why she bought that shitty thing…I think she's losing her sanity"
"But I must say, it suits you quite well" White Joker smiled at her. Alice looked at him questioningly.
"Why?" Before she knew it, Joker had placed his hand under her chin and tilted her face up so that she was looking at Joker directly. His single wine-colored eye looked into her own and his lips curved into a smile that had a hint of mischievousness in it as he brought his face a bit closer to Alice, his lips an inch away from Alice's rosy lips.
"Because you are like the sun…Your smile is as radiant and bright as the sun's rays and your very presence makes us warm that our clocks skip a tick" Joker whispered as Alice blushed immensely at both the proximity of her and Joker's face and Joker's words. Before she could blink, she felt Joker place a small kiss on her colored cheek before he turned to leave.
"Bye Alice. Until next time…" Joker said, waving goodbye at her before he disappeared into the crowd. Alice looked at where Joker had been walking before he disappeared and placed her hand on her cheek where Joker had just kissed her. Her cheek tingled and she could still feel the kiss on her cheek. Alice's blush never left her even when she turned her head to put the crystal sun into her long dress sleeves. She sighed and looked up. Joker's words kept playing in her head. However, she still pondered about one thing. Why did she buy it? She thought of some possible answers but none of them felt right. She honestly didn't know what possessed her to buy it. She sighed.
'I'm like the sun huh…?' she thought, looking at the ground.
"Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh~! Neko kowai, neko kowai, neko kowai dayou! Alice~!"
Alice blinked and she looked to her right. As she thought, it was Pierce who had called her this time. Pierce was running her way, his arms stretched out and a scared expression on his face.
'There's only one reason why Pierce would be scared and running…' No sooner had she thought that, she saw Boris chasing after him while holding a fork and a knife, a predatory look on his face. Alice gave a heavy sigh. Another game of cat and mouse.
"Wahhhhhh! Alice, Alice, Alice~! Help me!"
"Nyah haha! You can't escape!" Boris grinned evilly.
"Wahhhh! Waaaaaahhhhh! Alice chu~!" Pierce cried. He finally reached Alice and hid behind her.
"Pierce…" Alice sighed at the scared dormouse. Boris stopped in front of Alice.
"Oi! Baka nezumi, don't use Alice as your shield!" Boris glared at Pierce. Pierce flinched.
"Datte, datte…" Pierce whimpered.
"Boris, stop chasing poor Pierce" Alice frowned at the Cheshire Cat.
"Ehhh? Nande? It's a game of cat and mouse. I'm a cat and he's a mouse so I have to chase him."
"That's not a good reason…" Alice sighed.
"Sou dayou, sou dayou! Boris shouldn't chase Pierce chu!"
"Baka nezumis should keep their mouth shut and stay out of a conversation" Boris glared at Pierce who in turn flinched again.
"Chuuuu…"
"Boris…"
"What, it's true. And baka nezumi, how long are you going to keep your filthy paws on Alice? Let go of her!" Boris glared harshly at Pierce before grinning evilly and holding up his knife and fork.
"Waaaaahhhhhh~! Alice, save me!" Pierce cried as he hugged Alice from behind.
"Ah! P-Pierce!" Alice exclaimed, backing up against Pierce's chest from his sudden hug. The crystal sun that was in her sleeves fell out and headed towards the ground, the surface glinting from the sun's rays.
"Teme…!"
"Ah!" Alice's eyes widened as she saw the crystal falling to the ground. She felt like everything was happening in slow motion. The crystal made contact with the ground and shattered into millions of glass fragments, spilling the many grains of sand. Alice was still and looked at the now broken crystal sun. It was silent for a while.
"Kono baka nezumi! You broke one of Alice's things! What the hell is wrong with you? !" Boris gave Pierce a death glare. Pierce flinched under his gaze and he hid part of his face behind Alice's shoulder. Tears were threatening to fall.
"I-I didn't mean to…Honestly I didn't!" Both Pierce and Boris looked at Alice who was still looking down at the broken shards of glass and the grains of sand.
"Alice…Alice, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I'm really sorry chu…"
Alice looked at Pierce and gave him a small smile.
"It's ok, Pierce. I know you didn't mean it"
"B-But, isn't it important to Alice? Alice isn't mad?"
"No, I'm not mad, Pierce. And it wasn't really important to me"
"Are you sure, Alice? I can buy another one for you if you want! Or I can try and fix it for you! Just tell me!" Boris looked at Alice. Alice smiled at Boris.
"I'm sure Boris. It's fine, really."
"If you say so…"
"Hey, why don't we get something to eat, hm? I'm sure you guys are tired from all that running, right?"
"I guess…Alright, then let's go. And baka nezumi, let go of Alice already!"
"Eep!" Pierce let go of Alice and the three of them walked away.
The shards glinted off the sun's rays. Alice didn't look back at where the broken crystal lay. It didn't really bother her. There wasn't anything special about it and she thought nothing of it. It was an accident and she wasn't going to bother about something that wasn't really important to her. She still didn't even know why she bought it. She passed off the thought of the broken crystal and focused on Boris and Pierce who were sort of arguing. After all, nothing would happen from this incident, right?
For those of you who don't know the meanings:
Oto-a way of saying "Woah" Didn't know how to spell it
Kora, kora- now, now
Neko kowai- the cat is scary
Baka nezumi- stupid rat
Datte- but
Nande- why
Sou dayou- that's right
Teme- you in a cursing/swearing way
Kono baka nezumi- you stupid rat
So there's ch. 1. It's short, I know...Hopefully I got the Jokers's personality right (White Joker that is...You can't go wrong with Black's XD *stabbed) I had to change the item that Alice bought. It went from potion to crystal to bottle with sand until I finally decided on this one...Yea...And don't ask me how sand can be inside a crystal, idk It just came to me, sue me XP Anyways, hope you guys like it! I'll try and get ch. 2 up soon...And my other stories...And fanart...Gahhhhh...