Zim, CONQUERER OF EARTH!

Chapter 1

The beginning of this chapter is confusing. Just a heads up.

Dib walks up the road, to find me out of disguise.

"ALIEN!"

I shoot him with a raygun, that sends him to a bee world.

With Dib:

"Ha! CUTE BEE!"

The Bee Stings him on the nose. As several others also start to chase and sting Dib.

With Me:

I hit a button. It makes GIANT claws come out from the Earth. Then, the wires cover the Earth, as all the humans beg at their knees to stop destroying their world. I pay no attention to them.

Earth Destroyed... in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...

I feel sweat coming down my forhead... THE FINAL NUMBER.

2...-

Scary monkey. It makes me jump.

Back in the real world:

(Me staring at the scary monkey show, as I am holding a game controller.)

"AUGH! GIR! AGAIN? I was just about to defeat all of mankind!" I yelled at Gir.

"But you didnt REALLY. It was just a videogame. I wanted to watch the scary monkey show! Its only on 24 hours a day!"

*facepalm*

"UGH! I thought I would get through it just as I was about to go to skool!"

"uhhuh..." Gir responded, paying no attention to me.

The bus beeped in my street, and just as I was about to get on, it left. I guess the human driving it, hadnt forgotten what happened last time.

Flashback:

Zim: TURN BACK! I LEFT MY NORMAL THINGS AT HOME!

Bus-slave: Forget it, kid! Once you get on the bus, theres no gettin off, until you get to Skool!

(Zim grabs steering wheel from bus driver, attempting to steer it back, but instead, he crashes it into a tree.)

Back to the story:

(shivers)

Skoodge ran out of the house panting.

"Did I miss it AGAIN? Aw, nuts. I was gonna Twitter that I finally made it."

"You have a Twitter?"

"no... BUT WOULDNT IT BE SO COOL IF I DID?"

"Once I am suprime ruler of this place, NEVER AGAIN shall I miss the Skool bus. SHE WILL BE REPLACED... by a nicer lady-human."

"...then... where would the original busdriver go?"

"Nowhere you can prove."

" ...why does that give me the creeps?"

"I dont know."

We walked to skool, talking about this ridiculous thing. When we finally made it to the klassroom, we noticed that something was very odd. Nobody was calling us aliens, or trying to expose us... and then it hit me. DIB WAS SICK! I WOULD FINALLY HAVE TIME TO GO ABOUT WITH MY EVIL!

(very evil laugh)

(people stare)

IM NORMAL!

End of Chapter 2:

If you didnt get what happened at the beginning, it was just that I was playing a videogame, and Gir interupted it by changing the channel, causing me to lose.