Yumiko: Wewt, new story time.
Ikuto: Yeah! rated M?
Yumiko: Yes, for some...ADULT matters...
Ikuto: FUCK YES!
Amu: god..
Yumiko: There's alot of drama in this story, and alot of unexplained side stories in this chapter. But stick with me, and it'll all make sense.
Amu: Disclaimer: Yumiko does not own shugo chara or any of it's characters!
''Ikuto! Can you get in here please?'' Nikaidou asked.
Ikuto groaned as he sat up on the black-leather couch.
''Coming...'' He replied groggily.
He sat down at the table Nikaidou was at.
''Need something?'' He asked.
Nikaidou slapped a Newspaper down in front of him.
''Hm?'' Ikuto said as he looked down.
It was a picture of a girl with pink hair and honey colour eyes.
''Oohh, she's hot, who's this?'' Ikuto asked as he licked his lips.
''That's Hinamori Amu, an Idol in-progress, and, your new band member.'' Nikaidou explained.
''Wait, hold the fucking phone...Ironic Devil's is a GUY group.'' Ikuto argued as he pushed the newspaper away from himself.
''Yeah, but, the Director wants the group to give off a more...Feminine vibe.'' Nikaidou said to him.
Ikuto grumbled then sighed.
''Fine, are there any samples of her music?'' He asked while getting up.
''Yeah, just hold on a sec...'' Nikaidou trailed off as he looked for the CD.
Ikuto sat back down on the couch, leaning back with his hands behind his head, eyes closed.
''Here it is!'' Nikaidou exclaimed as he opened the CD case.
Nikaidou popped the CD in the stereo and pressed play.
Ikuto waited, listening.
Song is: Secret princess (Amu Version) I do not own.
'Kimi no Tsuku tame iki,
Fushigi na mahou mitai-'
Ikuto's eyes snapped open.
'Hajimaru wo yasashiku,
Nee sasayaite-'
Ikuto turned off the stereo.
''Fuck no! I'm not letting some girly singer into our group...It'll fuck up our image!'' Ikuto yelled.
''Ikuto, we need her. With her alone, she has the same amount of fans as you, if not more,'' Nikaidou explained.
''If we got together, we'd get double the profits and publicity!'' He urged.
''No way, that song sucked.'' Ikuto huffed.
''Ikuto, that was only her debut song.'' Nikaidou said, trying to calm him down.
''I have a ticket for you to her concert tonight, go in disguise and check her out.'' Nikaidou said while placing the concert ticket in his hand.
Ikuto grumbled.
''Fine...fucking queer manager...'' Ikuto cursed before walking into his bedroom.
-Meanwhile-
''Amu,'' Sanjo called out.
''Yes?'' The pink-haired girl replied.
''We need to talk.'' Sanjo said to her.
Amu nodded and walked up to her.
''What do we need to talk about?''
Sanjo pushed up her glasses.
''We got an offer from a band...they want you to join.'' She explained.
Amu smiled.
''Wow, which band?'' She asked.
''The 'Ironic Devil's'.'' Sanjo said as she read the name off a sheet of paper.
Amu looked puzzled.
''Never heard of them.'' She said.
''We got one of their music video's here as a sample.'' Sanjo said, holding up the CD.
Amu smiled. ''Let's listen!''
Sanjo placed the CD in the computer, and let the video start.
Song is: Doin' Yo Mom (Raywilliamjohnson) I do not own.
'[Chorus] (Ikuto)
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3]
There were three guys rocking from side-to-side on their feet following the beat.
(Kukai)
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said:
(Ikuto)
yo baby wassup?
(Kukai)
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
They three men were waving their hands in a rapping-motion in front of a camera that was placed beneath them. This was pretty much how the dance style was through the whole video.
(Ikuto)
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.
[Chorus] (Ikuto)
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3]
(Ikuto)
I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.
We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.
Your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aint a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
(Kukai)
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
(Ikuto)
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
(Kukai)
She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mom.
[Chorus] (Ikuto)
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3]
(Nagihiko)
Havin sex with your mother and that makes me better than you.(x2)
[Chorus] (Ikuto)
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3] '
Amu stood there, appalled. Her eyes were wide with shock. Definitely not what she expected?
She did NOT want to join this group.
''No way.'' She said stubbornly.
''Amu, please. You'll get a lot of more publicity.'' Sanjo pleaded.
Amu tapped her fingers on the desk, thinking it over.
''Fine, but don't expect me to sing songs like this.'' She huffed.
''Deal. Here, I have a ticket to their concert tomorrow night, so go and watch okay?'' Sanjo said while handing her the concert ticket.
Amu sighed. ''Alright.''
Amu walked into her bedroom and shut the door.
She flopped onto her bed and sighed.
''I'm doing this for you...Tadase...'' Amu trailed off.
Ikuto lay on his bed, one arm covering his face.
Kukai stepped into his room.
''Ikuto...I heard from Nikaidou.'' He said quietly.
Ikuto groaned.
''Can we not do this now?'' He asked.
Kukai sat on the edge of his bed.
''You can't let her join the band...'' Kukai said to him.
''Why?'' Ikuto asked.
''You know what'll happen...you'll get her to fall in love with you, use her, fuck her, and be done with her.'' Kukai explained, although he knew Ikuto already knew the answer.
Ikuto smirked. ''You gonna stop me?''
Kukai shook his head. ''Nope, but I really think it's wrong.''
''I didn't just do it for that...'' Ikuto said quietly.
Kukai nodded. ''I know.''
''You did it for more publicity...for her.''
Ikuto nodded. ''I have to. I promised. I love her.'' Ikuto explained.
''If you love her, stop fucking other girls, and toying with them!'' Kukai snapped.
Ikuto chuckled. ''I can't.''
Kukai scowled. ''You're disgusting. You're such a fucking player.''
Kukai got up and stormed out of the room, slamming the door behind him.
Ikuto looked at the door before sighing.
''You don't know half the story Kukai...'' He trailed off quietly.
Yumiko: Did you like it? Please tell me! Also, tell me if anything didn't make sense or something, I'll be sure to clear it up.
Ikuto: Wow, so much drama already.
Yumiko: I know 8D Oh and, I need two OC's. A boy and a girl. So, if you want to be one, tell me your name,appearence, personality, and one weird fact about them in the reviews. Please, please help me out on this, or else the story can't go on.
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