AU ICHIGO IS A MEMBER OF YAKUZA AND IS DATING URYUU. THEY HAVE BEEN DATING FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW; AND URYUU STILL HAS NO CLUE THAT ICHIGO IS A YAKUZA. URYUU HAS A STRONG HATRED FOR THE YAKUZA...WHAT IF HE FINDS OUT ABOUT ICHIGO? WILL ICHIGO LOSE HIM FOREVER?

CHapTEr oNE: A quEStiON of IChiGO's fAIthFUlnESs! Does this hurt your eyes...?

"Here you go." Ichigo said cheerfully as he sat down on the opposite side of the booth he was sharing with Uryuu. They were in an ice cream palor about to eat a giant sundae made for couples. Uryuu smiled as he picked up his spoon and started eating. Ichigo smiled back him and followed his example. "So, where do you want to go after this?"

"How about to a movie." Uryuu suggested, his smile widen when Ichigo nodded his head. Uryuu was glad that he was finally able to spend time with Ichigo, who always seemed busy as of late. Well, more busy than usual. Ichigo told Uryuu that his "job" required long hours sometimes. Uryuu didn't know that meant anytime Ichigo answered his cell phone, he'd have to leave to go to work.

Uryuu once complained that Ichigo should leave his "delivery" job and find another one. Ichigo's face was that of amusement. "I don't think I CAN leave." Ichigo told him.

"What movie do you want to see?" Ichigo asked Uryuu, who leaned back and tapped his chin with his spoon in a "thinking" manner.

"Something...with action." Uryuu told Ichigo, who grinned.

"The Book of Eli" it is." Ichigo told Uryuu, who nodded his head. Ichigo then laughed at the smear of chocolate Uryuu had on his chin thanks to spoon. He startled Uryuu by leaning over and licking it off.

Uryuu blushed as Ichigo leaned back and slowly licked his lips.

"Mmm...Maybe I ordered the wrong topping?" Ichigo told Uryuu while leering at him. He leaned forward again to kiss Uryuu.

"Ichigo-" Uryuu was cut off by Ichigo's cell phone ringing. Uryuu's eye twitched in annoyance as Ichigo quickly answered it.

"Kurosaki, here." Ichigo answered after he looked at the caller id. "Right...Can't you get someone else to do it? I'm in the middle of a date with my boyfriend. NO! I will not tell him you said "hi" Renji! What do you mean no one else can do it! It's a standard...cleaning job!"

"..." Uryuu watched Ichigo with a sad look on his face. He knew how this was going to end. After minutes of arguing, Ichigo would agree to go. He would leave Uryuu alone to finish off the, not-as-satisfying-if-there-were-two-people, chocolate and strawberry sundae. Uryuu sighed as tears came to his eyes.

Maybe he wasn't that important to Ichigo...

"For the last time, no! Now find someone else!" Ichigo shouted angrily, causing many heads to turn their way. "What the fuck are you looking at?"

Everyone quickly turned their heads away. Ichigo growled and looked back at Uryuu. He tilted his head in confusion when he saw confusion and disbelief in Uryuu's eyes.

"Uryuu?"

"Aren't you going to go?" Uryuu asked in an uncertain tone. Ichigo shook his head as a scowl formed on his face.

"No, why would I do that? I promised just me and you today." Ichigo told Uryuu with a smile. Uryuu blushed. "And it'll be just me and you."

"Are you sure...? It could be important." Uryuu told him.

"Nothings more important to me than you." Ichigo told Uryuu as he stood up and held his hand out. Uryuu took it; and they walked out of the ice cream palor and into the main part of the mall. "Now, lets go shopping. I want to buy you another sexy outfit."

"You have SEXY OUTFITS FOR ME!" Uryuu shouted at Ichigo in slight anger. He hit Ichigo in the back of his head.

"Ow! It's not like you wear them! I just like to stare at them and imagine you in them." Ichigo told Uryuu, who hit him again. "Uryuu!"

"Pervert! Let's just catch an early movie." Uryuu told Ichigo as he stomped off towards the movies. Ichigo pouted, but followed.

"I'll get you yet my pretty." Ichigo whispered as he watched Uryuu's ass sway back and forth. He licked his lips. Yeah, you guessed it. Ichigo loves to get Uryuu riled up. He becomes really sexy when angered.

LATER

They were now at Ichigo's apartment. Ichigo was waiting in the living room for Uryuu to come out. After a lot of encouragement and groping on Ichigo's part, Uryuu was now in the room putting on a "naughty" outfit for Ichigo.

Bang! Bang!

Ichigo frowned as he went to the door. He opened it and blinked as he was pushed aside by Renji.

"Renji, what the hell! I told you NO! I mean, no! No, jobs today!" Ichigo told Renji in anger. "What's with you calling my cell phone!"

"I didn't know you were being serious." Renji defended himself. "Sorry...Anyway, the job is don...WOW!"

Uryuu came out of Ichigo's room wearing red REALLY short hot pants, red skin tight tank top, and red knee high boots. He also had horns on his head and a red tail attached to the back of his hot pants.

"Ichigo." Uryuu blushed, then yipped when he saw Renji drooling at him. He quickly ran back into the room. "THAT'S IT! YOU TOLD ME NO ONE WOULD HAVE TO SEE ME IN THIS OUTFIT BUT YOU! I'M NEVER WEARING THIS OR ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN!"

"DAMN IT, RENJI! YOU COCK-BLOCKER!" Ichigo shouted as he started hitting Renji, giving him a real reason to have a nose bleed.

"Ah! I didn't know!" Renji shouted as he ran to the door while trying to defend himself.

"Uryuu...please..." Ichigo begged while on his knees at Uryuu through the door. "It's our anniversary...please..."

"Fine..." Uryuu said as he opened the door. He blushed as Ichigo's head was leveled with his crouch. Ichigo licked his lips and nuzzled the front of Uryuu's hot pants. "I-ichigo..."

Ichigo stood up and pushed Uryuu gently back into the bedroom. He closed the door behind him, then led Uryuu to the bed. He sat down.

"Dance for me." Ichigo told Uryuu who blushed and shook his head. "Please..."

Uryuu sighed and started to sway his hips seductively. He could never say no to Ichigo's brown puppy-like eyes. Uryuu turned around and slowly grinded into Ichigo's lap. Ichigo grunted and raised his right hand to grip Uryuu's hip, but Uryuu slapped it away.

"Na-ah..." Uryuu said as he pushed Ichigo so that he was lying flat on his back on the bed. He turned around and straddled Ichigo was still grinding against him. "You've been a bad boy."

"How bad?" Ichigo asked huskily.

"Very bad..." Uryuu whispered as he bent down and licked Ichigo's bottom lip. Ichigo's on tongue came out and danced with Uryuu's. After a minute, when Ichigo tried to deepen the kiss, Uryuu pulled back. He sat down on Ichigo's impressive erection. He bounced up and down lightly, causing Ichigo to moan and grunt in pleasure. "So bad...that...you're finishing yourself."

"Finishing myself?" Ichigo grunted out. Uryuu grinned wickedly, causing Ichigo even more pleasure. Ichigo was about to ask Uryuu what he meant, when Uryuu jumped off of Ichigo and ran out of the room. Ichigo blinked in stupor, before he quickly sat up. He groaned when his balls rubbed against his boxers.

He cursed as he got up, dashing after a giggling and horny Uryuu.

"When I catch you, your ass is mine!" Ichigo exclaimed as he chased Uryuu around his apartment. "You naught imp!"

"How naughty?"

_EDITED FOR CONTENT (IF YOU WANT THE FULL CHAPTER E-MAIL ME OR WRITE IT IN THE REVIEW AND I'LL SEND IT TO YOU)._

"I won!" Uryuu exclaimed as he put his last card down. He leaned against the headboard. The sheets that were wrapped around his waist dropped down even lower. Ichigo pouted from his spot at the end of the bed.

"I hate Uno!" Ichigo declared as he put the cards back up. Uryuu blushed as Ichigo got off of the bed naked and put the cards up. Ichigo yawned as he walked back to the bed. He pulled Uryuu down the bed by his legs.

"Ichigo!" Uryuu shouted as Ichigo quickly let go of his legs and flopped his entire body on Uryuu's. "You're heavy!"

"I'm tired." Ichigo mumbled into Uryuu's neck. Uryuu used all the strength he had and pushed Ichigo's body off of him. "Uryuu! Now, I'm cold and tired."

"Why do I deal with you...?" Uryuu asked out loud as he pulled the other bed sheets around them. He then snuggled into Ichigo's body.

"Cause you love me." Ichigo said cheekily. Uryuu rolled his eyes, but kissed Ichigo on his cheek. "I love you, too."

"Do you?" Uryuu asked teasingly. Ichigo smiled as he leaned down and gave Uryuu a passionate kiss.

"Yes." Ichigo answered without hesitation. He then gave a big yawn. "Now, be a good uke and let your seme sleep. I can't pleasure you all night, at least tonight. Now tomorrow night, you can give me a call."

"You arrogant-" Uryuu started, but stopped when he saw Ichigo snoring away. He smiled softly at him as he brushed some random hairs from Ichigo's face. He then frowned slightly. Lately, Ichigo had been working longer; and he came home with injuries. It had Uryuu worried. "Ichigo..."

"..." Ichigo's arm wrapped around his waist; however, he remained asleep. Uryuu sighed as he nuzzled Ichigo's chest.

Uryuu woken to Ichigo's phone ringing loudly. Uryuu sat up grumpily and glared at Ichigo. It was 6:00 in the morning. He then frowned when Ichigo didn't wake up. Ichigo was be more tired than he thought he was. Uryuu quietly and carefully reached over Ichigo and picked his phone up. He looked down and saw Renji's name flashing across the screen.

"Hello?" Uryuu answered.

"URYUU?" Renji exclaimed through the phone. Uryuu winced. "Oh, sorry. Anyway, what are you doing with Ichigo's phone?"

"He's asleep and wouldn't wake up." Uryuu told Renji, then asked. "What in the world do you want at 6:00 in the morning?"

"Uh...just wanted to ask him something. Could you wake him up." Renji told Uryuu. Uryuu frowned. He thought about it; just when he was about to decide to hang up on Renji and go back to cuddling a sleeping Ichigo and falling to sleep, Ichigo woke up.

"Hm? Uryuu?" Ichigo sat up with a yawn. He slowly blinked the sleep out of his eyes, which nearly popped out when they saw Uryuu holding his phone. "Uryuu?"

"Here. It's Renji." Uryuu to Ichigo as he handed him to phone. Ichigo let out a sigh of relief and made a mental note of to never leave his phone near Uryuu again. Uryuu groaned when Ichigo climbed out of bed and left the room. There goes his plan of cuddling Ichigo and falling back to sleep.

WITH ICHIGO

"This had better be good." Ichigo told Renji as he sat down on the couch.

"It's better than good." Renji told him. Ichigo rolled his eyes. You could practically hear the grin on Renji's face.

"Talk to me."

"You know Aizen Sosuke, the guy we've been following?" Renji asked. Ichigo frowned. Yamamoto had them tailing Aizen, because he thought he was doing wrong by him. "He slipped up today. We saw him having a drug trade with the Espada."

Two things wrong with that. One: the Espada are not on good terms with the Shinigami. Two: no matter what, be it murder, beating someone up, stealing, or bribing, there was one thing Yamamoto could not stand; and that was...drug dealers.

"Shit, have you told the old man yet?" Ichigo asked exhaustively.

"Reported it as I saw it." Renji told Ichigo.

"I take it, that's the real reason why you called." Ichigo asked, his tone was now business like. "What does he want us to do?"

"To get rid of the "traitors"."

"Whose on the team?"

"Bayakuya, Kenpachi, Ikaku, and you are the main team. The backup consist of Soi Fon, Kira, Rukia, Shuunei, Yumikchi, and me."

"Is there a time limit we're on?"

"No. Just as long as we get the job done as soon as possible." Renji told Ichigo.

"Let's meet at the usual tomorrow. Call everyone and tell them to clear a spot of 11:00 to 12:00." Ichigo told him. "I would do it today, but I got another job to finish."

"Right. I'll call/talk to you tomorrow. Renji out." Renji said. He hung up the phone at the same time. Just as he hung up, an annoyed Uryuu walked out of the room with his blue robe wrapped around him. Uryuu frowned slightly as Ichigo got up and walked up to him.

"What did Renji want?" Uryuu asked curiously.

"He wanted to know where I put clipboard for today's deliveries." He told Uryuu as he enveloped him in an embrace. Uryuu sighed as he snuggled into Ichigo's chest. He then yelped in surprise when Ichigo picked him up "bridal" style. "Let's have some fun before I go to work."

"What if I don't want to?" Uryuu asked him cheekily. He then moaned when Ichigo bent his head down and sucked a little on his nipple.

"I've been told a can be persuasive." Ichigo said seductively as he placed Uryuu on the bed.

_EDITED FOR CONTENT!

"See yah later, Baby Blue." Ichigo said to Uryuu, who rolled his eyes at his nickname that Ichigo had given him 5 months ago. "Still on for lunch?"

"Yea." Uryuu said from his place on the bed. Ichigo kissed him lightly on his lips and left in a hurry. Uryuu sighed as he got up and decided to shower. Why should Ichigo be the only one clean?

Uryuu took a nice long shower and dressed in black tight jeans with a white shirt with a cross on the left breast. He put on his blue and white shoes, grabbed his wallet, and decided to go out for breakfast. There was a great place that him and Ichigo eat at for breakfast when they have time. It was fast and good.

Uryuu entered into the restaurant and was about to seat down when he saw a familiar orange-haired top. He grinned and was about to make his way over to Ichigo, when he saw that he was not alone. Ichigo was eating and grinning with a beautiful woman who had giant breast and long orange hair. They were laughing and touching. Suddenly, Uryuu didn't feel so hungry, so he left.

Who was that? Why didn't Ichigo tell me he was having breakfast with someone else? Uryuu sighed as he decided to walk back home and drive to his job at the hospital his father owned.

"Hello, Orihime." Uryuu greeted as he put on his long nurses coat and button it up.

"Good morning, Uryuu-kun." Orhime said with a big smile. She was wearing a green skirt and yellow and green shirt under her nurse jacket. It was causal Friday. "How are you so far?"

"Okay." Uryuu answered with a slight frown.

"Uryuu-kun must not be okay, because that frown on your face said no-no." She told Uryuu, who sighed and smiled.

"I'm sure its nothing. Let's check on our patients." Uryuu told her, and she nodded her head.

LUNCH TIME

"Wanna eat lunch with me, Uryuu-kun?" Orihime asked Uryuu as they headed to the parking lot.

"I'm suppose to meet Ichigo for lunch." He told Orihime who nodded. She walked to her car and got in. Uryuu did the same thing.

Uryuu arrived ten minutes earlier than when he was supposed to meet Ichigo. He got a booth in the back and told the waitress he was waiting on someone before he ordered. It was 30 minutes later, when Uryuu decided to order a grilled chicken salad and iced tea. While waiting for his food, he decided to call Ichigo.

"Uryuu." Ichigo answered. "I'm on my way. I'm like 12 minutes away.."

"Ichigo, I only have about 20 minutes left." Uryuu informed Ichigo with a sigh. "Don't bother. I'm gonna take my lunch and eat it in my office when I have time. I'll see you later."

"Uryuu, I forgot the time." Ichigo told Uryuu, who sighed again.

"I know...your job keeps you busy. I just wish you would call if you can't make it." Uryuu admitted to Ichigo.

"I know, I know. I really thought I could make it. Forgive me?"

"I don't know. I think some chocolates might change my mind." Uryuu said teasingly. Ichigo laughed.

"I'll get the most expensive ones in the store." Ichigo told Uryuu, who smiled. Uryuu was about to say something, but a voice beat him to it.

"Whose that, Honey." Uryuu stared at his phone. Was that a female! Why did she call Ichigo "honey"?

"It's a friend." Ichigo answered; he must have forgotten to cover the mouth piece. He then said to Uryuu. "I have to go. Sorry."

"O-" Click, Ichigo hung up. "Kay..."

Ichigo is not cheating on me; Ichigo is not cheating on me; Ichigo is not cheating on me. Uryuu chanted in his mind over and over again as he drove home. He sighed as he got out of the car and opened the front door. He paused, expecting Ichigo to welcome him home. He sighed as he walked in and closed the door behind him.

"Must be another long day." Uryuu stated out loud as he undressed out of his clothes and put on one of Ichigo's too big t-shirts and some shorts. He went into the kitchen grabbed the left over noodles from yesterday and warmed them up. Afterward, he flopped down onto the couch and watched T.V while he ate.

After he finished eating, he took his plate to the kitchen and placed it in the sink. He'd wash it later, and quickly rushed back to finish watching his favorite show.

Uryuu shifted slightly and opened his eyes slowly when he felt someone pick him up off of the couch.

"Ichi?" Uryuu said, then yawned. Ichigo looked down at Uryuu and gave him a heart-warming smile. "You're late."

"I know." Ichigo said with a slight frown. Uryuu nuzzled into Ichigo's chest.

"You're almost always late..." Uryuu told Ichigo sleepily. Ichigo's frown deepen. "Hurts..."

"i know..." Ichigo said as he placed Uryuu down. He kissed Uryuu on his forehead as he climbed into the bed. "I'm sorry."

"M'kay. Still love you." Uryuu said as he yawned again and drifted back off to sleep as Ichigo pulled the sheets up to cover them.

"I know...and I'm glad." Ichigo whispered as he placed another kiss to Uryuu's head.

Uryuu woke up with a big yawn to the smell of eggs, bacon, and other smells. He smiled and climbed out of bed to walk to the kitchen. He gasped when he saw that Ichigo had closed all the curtains and blinds in the kitchen, lit two candles and put it in the middle of the table, had two plates ready, and orange juice and coffee on the table.

"Welcome to Cafe-a-la-Ichigo." Ichigo said as he took Uryuu by the arm and lead him to a chair. He pulled the chair out and gestured for Uryuu to sit down. Uryuu giggled as he sat down and Ichigo pushed his chair under the table. Ichigo sat down on the other end and poured Uryuu a wine glass full of orange juice. "For Monsieur."

"Grazie." Uryuu said as he took the glass from Ichigo. Together, they had a playful breakfast. After it was done, Ichigo blew out the candle and Uryuu and him cleaned the kitchen and dishes. "What made you do this?"

"What? I can't treat my Baby Blue nice?" Ichigo asked in mock appall. Uryuu rolled his eyes as he kissed Ichigo on the lips lightly.

"You know what I mean." Uryuu told Ichigo, who smiled at him. He gently embraced Uryuu.

"I wanted to see you smile." Ichigo told him truthfully. "Lately, things have been...been...really busy and I'm sorry for that. I love Uryuu. I love you more than I've ever loved someone...sometimes, I'm afraid that you'll realized what a loser I am and leave me-Hmph!"

Uryuu kissed Ichigo passionately. He pulled away, he and Ichigo were panting from lack of air.

"Ichigo...I love you, too. And I would never leave you. I've already reliesed what a loser you and accept you for it." Uryuu to Ichigo, who glared mockingly at Uryuu for being called a loser. Ichigo picked Uryuu up, who squealed. "Ichigo! We've got work! It's around 7:30!"

"I'll be quick, or should I say, WE'LL be quick." Ichigo told Uryuu, who blushed slightly.

"There's a smile on, Ishida-kun's face. Did you and Ichigo make up?" Orihime asked Uryuu cheerfully. She smiled brightly when Uryuu blushed and nodded his head. "That's great! Is that why you were late?"

"How are you doing today?" Uryuu quickly changed the subject.

"I'm great! Chad...I mean Sado asked me on a date." Orhime said with a blush. Sado worked in the hospital as the janitor. He and Orhime have been dancing with each other for months.

"That's great! I knew he'd come around." Uryuu said with a grin.

"Enough fraternising. Uryuu, I want you to take care of the patient in trama 1." Ryuuken told Uryuu and Orhime; they both nodded and went about their work.

"Hello, Mister Jaegerjaquez. I am a PA (A cookie on who can guess what that stands for.) for Mister Ishida. My name is Ishida Uryuu." Uryuu introduced himself as he walked into the room. He blushed slightly when he saw how handsome his patient was. He then mentally kicked himself. "I've been told that you've been having sever stomach pains. Can you tell me about them?"

"Nothing much to say. They hurt like fucking hell." He told Uryuu, who frowned lightly and put his stethoscope on.

"Are they sharp, stabbing, dull, what kind?" Uryuu asked as he listened to Grimmjaw's breathing and heart.

"Sharp like knives." Grimmjaw answered. Uryuu frowned when he noticed something was off with Grimmjaw's chest. He felt it with his hands. "HEY! Watch it! Only one that can play with those is my boyfriend."

"Have you been nauseated lately?" Uryuu asked as he felt along Grimmjaw's sides.

"Nauseated?" Grimmjaw repeated in confusion.

"Do you feel like throwing up?"

"Oh, yea!"

"What about mode swings and strange taste in foods?" Uryuu asked as he pulled back from his physical assessment . He wrote down his notes.

"In a nut shell."

"I see..." Uryuu mumbled as he opened a drawer and pulled out a cup. "I need you to pee in this."

"Um...sure."

About Ten Minutes Later

"Congratulations." Uryuu told Grimmjaw, who just stared at him in confusion. "You're pregnant-*THUMP*"

Grimmjaw passed out at the same time his cell phone started ringing. Uryuu sighed out loud.

"Thank goodness he fell backwards on the bed." Uryuu thought out loud as he picked up Grimmjaw's cell phone. "Hello."

"Where is Grimmjaw? Who are you? What are you demands?" A monotonous voice asked in a deadly tone. Uryuu nearly dropped the phone.

"He's at the hospital. I am PA Uryuu of Doctor Ishida Ryuuken at Hakka Hospital. And my demands...uh...well...he passed out after...some news. Can you pick him up?" Uryuu answered and all he heard was the click of the phone before he heard a dial tone. Uryuu placed the phone on the stand next to Grimmjaw's bed.

He stood there for about ten minutes before he turned to leave. Before he could leave the room, the door opened and a gun pointed at his face.

"Grimmjaw?" Asked a man with black hair and emerald green eyes. Uryuu gulped.

"He's behind me." Uryuu answered as he took a step back. The man nodded and put his gun away. He walked up to Grimmjaw and looked him over. "Why is he here?"

"I'm sorry, I can't tell you that." Uryuu told him, earning a frown, and the gun pointed back at him. Uryuu sweat-dropped. "I'm...I..."

"Stop pointing the gun at him, Jerk-off." Grimmjaw grumbled as he woke up. "Jerk-off" glared at Grimmjaw.

"Trash."

"What are you doing here?" Grimmjaw asked suspiciously. "How did you know I was here."

"He picked up the phone and informed me." He explained to Grimmjaw, who glared a little at me. "Why are YOU here."

"It's nothing. I just been having some stomach problems. They're solved now." Grimmjaw told him. "Jerk-off" frowned suspiciously. He looked at Uryuu and raised the gun.

"What's wrong with him?" Uryuu sighed. Why was this happening to him...? And this day had started off so well...

"Fuck off! I said nothing wrong with me!" Grimmjaw said in agitation as he got off the bed and stormed out of the room. "Later, Uryuu."

"..." "Jerk-off" glared at me as he followed behind Grimmjaw. "Garbage."

"...why me...?"

"Target acquired." A voice said into a walkie-talkie from a roof top.

"Eliminate."

"Are you sure? He's just a kid? Why do I have to shoot him just because of who adopted him."

"Orders from second in command."

"What does the old man think? He doesn't go after kids."

"Shot the kill, Ichigo."

"I..."

"Now is not the time to grow a heart."

"I've always had one, Renji; don't try to act like a fucking heart-less bastard."

"..."

BANG! POW! SHOT! KA-POW! WHATEVER SOUND EFFECTS SNIPER GUNS MAKE!

"Shot to kill...successful...there's no way this kid could live..."

Grimmjaw frowned as he argued in his mind whether or not to tell Ulquiorra that he's a father now or later. He rather never, but he doubt he could hide anything from him. He was his personal bodyguard. He was amazed at the fact that he had managed to lose him in the first place. Who knew that Ulquiorra could have so many emo-fan girls. The bitches were useful...for once.

He grinned at the thought of what his "father" would do to Ulquiorra.

"What are you grinning about?"

"...I-" It seemed as if everything stopped around them as Grimmjaw heard and felt something hit chest. He put his hand to his chest above his heart. When he pulled it back, he saw blood. He looked at Ulquiorra with wide eyes. His eyes then rolled backwards and closed.

"GRIMMJAW!"