A/N: Just a little something I cooked up at midnight, none of the emails are real…obviously…and once again any science terms used in this are probably used incorrectly. I'm sorry!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sheldon, Penny, Leonard, Raj or Howard let alone anything to do with the Big Bang.
To: leonardhof, thesheldoneffect, ritzwolowitz RajtheKing
From: pretty-penny
Subject: LOLCATS!
Attachments:14
OMG GUYS! How adorable are these! I love the one in the hula skirt!
Love you lots
Xxxx Penny xxxX
To: pretty-penny
From: thesheldoneffect
Subject: Reminder of Strike One - LOLCATS!
You may remember me cautioning you on sending me these internet absurdities a few weeks ago. As you are now on your last strike failing to comply with my requests for you to stop may result in your alienation from my friendship lists.
I ask you not to send me any more of these .
Dr Sheldon Cooper PhD
To: thesheldoneffect
From: pretty-penny
Subject: LOLCATS!
Attachments: 1
Ahhhw come on Sheldon lighten up…speaking of lightening up here's a cat turning on a lamp…..how cute!
Love you lots
Xxxx Penny xxxX
To: leonardhof
From: thesheldoneffect
Subject: LolCats
Leonard I urge you to control your girlfriend, she is persistently sending me LolCats, I just received another three one of which was playing a keyboard.
Cats do not amuse me.
Dr Sheldon Cooper PhD
To: thesheldoneffect
From: : leonardhof
Subject: LolCats
Sheldon just delete them!
Yours Sincerely,
Leonard H
To: leonardhof
From: thesheldoneffect
Subject: LolCats
How did I not think of that with my IQ of 187. Sarcasm.
Of course the thought occurred to me but if she is sending me a continuous stream of these LolCats, I would be spending very valuable time on something very tedious such as deleting them. You know of my inability to leave unread mail.
Now I ask again, tell her to stop….oh dear lord she's sent me another.
Dr Sheldon Cooper PhD
To: thesheldoneffect
From: : leonardhof
Subject: LolCats
No. Do it yourself.
Yours Sincerely,
Leonard H
To: leonardhof
From: thesheldoneffect
Subject: LolCats
I'll give you my Leonard Nimoy napkin.
Dr Sheldon Cooper PhD
To: pretty-penny
From: : leonardhof
Subject: LolCats
Hey Penny, Sheldon's moaning….about the pictures your sending him, any chance you could stop.
Love You J
Yours Sincerely,
Leonard H
P.s You wanna get some dinner?
To: pretty-penny
From: : leonardhof
Subject: LolCats
Fine. But it's really fun you should try it sometime, and yea dinner sounds great, see you in five minutes J
Love you lots
Xxxx Penny xxxX
To: leonardhof
From: thesheldoneffect
Subject: LolCats
Bazinga! How could you ever think I'd give you my napkin! Oh how imbecilic you are.
Dr Sheldon Cooper PhD
P.S she's stopped now.
To: thesheldoneffect
From: : leonardhof
Subject: LolCats
That's not fair! You told me I could have your napkin!
Yours Sincerely,
Leonard H
To: leonardhof
From: thesheldoneffect
Subject: LolCats
In no way was it legally binding.
[Evil laugh]
Dr Sheldon Cooper PhD
To: thesheldoneffect
From: : leonardhof
Subject: Revenge
Attachments: 16
Revenge.
Yours Sincerely,
Leonard H
To: thesheldoneffect
From: : leonardhof
Subject: Revenge
Attachments: 22
Revenge.
Yours Sincerely,
Leonard H
To: thesheldoneffect
From: : leonardhof
Subject: Revenge
Attachments: 1123
Revenge.
Yours Sincerely,
Leonard H
To: leonardhofbrainmail
From: thesheldoneffect
Subject: LolCats
STOP!
Dr Sheldon Cooper PhD
To: thesheldoneffect
From: : leonardhof
Subject: Revenge
Attachments: 3356
Revenge.
Yours Sincerely,
Leonard H
To: thesheldoneffect
From: : leonardhof
Subject: Revenge
Attachments: 2646
Revenge.
Yours Sincerely,
Leonard H
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